How to cook humans?

how to cook humans?

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Same way you cook any other meat. Apply heat until it is done to your liking.

seasoning?
marinate?
grill? fry? bake?

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>seasoning?
yes
>marinate?
yes
>grill?
yes
>fry?
yes
>bake?
yes

Just like any other meat you can cook human in a variety of ways.

Sure, whatever floats your boat.

Probably stew it.

Humans have very little meat. It's probably very fatty and tough.

Yeah, but can you eat it rare or medium-rare like you can beef? Or are we like chickens?

>we fuck humans
lol

do us all a favor and finish yourself off like that /r9k/ pussy kthxbai

Hi FBI

not a psycho or anything but I always sorta wondered how people taste like.
A friend of a friend was supposedly a degen, and he said that he told him the wrists are the tastiest bits.

Nice to see the newfag mods allow avatarfagging and shitposting now

He deleted a post calling him a faggot weeb lol

Dumb fish poster.

I would do a slow roast to get all the fat off

Why aren't you one. Do we need a pass to be considered? I would. Is there any pay?

We're more like pork and should be cooked thoroughly.
Especially since Zoonosis isn't in play and any disease the stalk had will probably transmit upon consumption.

cook like pork. reduced salt sauce to compensate for naturally salty meat. will be good in a slow cooker to soften the meat a bit.

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Make tacos the Aztecs ate people until the Spainish and white civilized them and made them stop, they turned into Mexicans so Mexican food is probably based around people meat in it's roots.

>Why aren't you one
Because I'm heterosexual and not autistic. That and I would never ever give gook moot a scanned copy of my ID just to delete posts that make me butthurt on a Azerbaijani masonry forum for free.

Please don't post my wife. Thanks!

>fatty, gamey meat with the texture of pork
I'd go for a dry rub and then slow smoke it like barbecue.

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