You are sent 200 years into the future because of an accident. After the situation is explained to you it slowly dawns on you that you can never go back.
After your stomach settles down from nerves you get hungry. They explain they have food replicator technology that can make most foods by voice command.
What do you order?
>mine: Appetizer: Seafood Nachos with side of sour cream Soup: French Onion Main course: Potato Cheese Pierogies Dessert: Poppyseed cake Drink: virgin strawberry daiquiri and a Sprite
>Fois Gras Crostini, Cherry Chutney >Lobster Red Bell Pepper Bisque >Duck Conifit Salad Sub, Arugula Baby Spinach >Tiramisu >Pina Colada
Kevin Rodriguez
Ask what the hottest new snack is that's popular with all the kids these days is, and also try to get some unlimited cucumber and enough sushi to kill myself through mercury poisoning.
Dylan Jones
I just ate so I'd be picking like just some oranges
>The Army used to have more than 4,200 MKTs back in the late 1990s, but it has now streamlined down to about 1,600.
Sorry desu but MRE's and even portable kitchens are in decline. Soldiers have vehicles and vehicles need bases for fuel and repair. Those bases have kitchens. MRE's just aren't eaten as much as in the past.
Owen Sullivan
What a long way to go for a simple question, anyway I choose a huge fucking burger and a cherry coke but ask the machine to make them nutritionally perfect without sacrificing flavour.
>"replicator, make one dozen creme-filled chocolates, but with rotten mayo instead of creme." >give them to the future people >"these are a delicacy in my culture, if you don't eat them I'll get offended."
Noah Flores
>What a long way to go for a simple question You should see my nuclear fusion posts on Veeky Forums!
If there are aliens, I want to try their version of a crawfish boil. If there aren’t, I’ll have a regular Earth crawfish boil.
Brandon Bailey
I don't know what's worse.... eating butter cubes or playing The Sims in 2018.
Caleb Hill
Probably whatever I've been craving up to that point. So, since you're asking right now, I'd probably ask for a really great bison burger with peppered bacon, BBQ sauce, and some kind of excellent cheese. Add a side of crisp fries and a rum and coke and we're off to the races. Wrap it up with a slice of NY cheesecake with raspberry sauce. Fuck you, OP, now I want these things even more.
Matthew Brown
brontosaurus steak, dodo stew, tardigrade dumplings with aardvark sauce
Joseph Reed
Appetizer: Deep fried salt and pepper squid Soup: Scottish broth Main course: Minted lamb chops with mashed potatoes and baby corn on the cob Dessert: semolina with jam Drink:Port wine 10 years
Chase Reyes
That's Civ 5, you inbred shitstain.
Hudson Torres
Food replicator are a 24th century technology ya dingus.
Isaac Myers
Chicken fried steak with gravy side container of buttered corn mashed potatoes without skins with gravy
app: seafood chowder soup: leek and potato main: burrito w/ steak and grilled veg, lettuce, black beans, rice, cheese, and the spiciest salsa made from future super chillies dessert: bread and butter pudding drink: port
Oliver Morgan
>They explain they have food replicator technology that can make most foods by voice command.
Giant blunt, 2 double doubles extra animal style, animal style fries with extra cheese, and a milk shake
Jaxon Cox
The past into the present, but would it go over well?
Joshua Hall
appetizer: Swordfish Carpaccio soup: Butajiru (japanese pork/miso soup) main course: Confit de Canard dessert: Chocolate Bingsu drink: lychee jasmine green ice tea
Jace Ross
Computer, make me a tub of whipped cream, a bucket of hot chocolate sauce, macerated strawberries and some extra large unripe bananas. Disengage safety protocols. "Oh, Counsellor Troi, the replicator seems to be malfunctioning can you step into the room please?".
I would ask what foods can't it make. Then I would try to order those foods and have a reeee screeching fit because it wouldn't work.
Austin James
McDonald's fries fresh out of the fryer, piping hot, and perfectly salted Big Mac with extra Mac sauce, replace the middle bun with a McChicken patty A 32oz styrofoam cup full of World of Warcraft Mountain Dew Wild Fruit flavor Game Fuel
a shitload of smoked herring, lobster, a few gyros, KCMO (LC's if it's that specific) slow smoked brisket, and tex mex style chile rellenos.
Cooper Robinson
Dino nuggies, waffle fries, and lots of honey mustard sauce and some pop :^)
Ayden Evans
oh, and a glencrain with lagavulin 16 at the side.
Camden Butler
fried dodo, seasoned with the KFC 11 herbs and spices
Juan Walker
>Tea >Earl Grey >Hot
Asher Foster
There isn't going to be any of that shit in the future on the current path that humanity is on. If I was that far into the future I would be innawoods asap, if they still existed.
Matthew Watson
>hey guys this is steve2289 >here we have a standard Starfleet emergency ration from 2250 >let's get this out onto a tray >nice!
Michael Diaz
How detailed can I get? Can I ask it for the specific chocolate Coca-Cola cake my mom made once in elementary school that tasted amazing but for some reason, she lost her amazing recipe to (later attempts were good but less amazing), will it malfunction?
I would tell them to hold off and ask about what happen in the last 200 years.
Jack Clark
You'd probably have to say something like cake, chocolate cola and add some description to tweak it. ultimately it would only be an approximation
Josiah Fisher
Same here. Would be too much in shock. What a thing to deal with!
I would go into survival mode and order as many nutrient dense bars of the future as possibe, instructing the computer to individually wrap them in plastic, and then shove them all into my pockets.
Jaxon Foster
I'm actually more concern if the people, if they are even humans, have evolved to a point that we're just cavemen in comparison, or we might have been pick to become "animals" in a zoo.
Blake Taylor
I know what this is but why doesn't he mix some of those fruit purees with the oatmeal instead of adding water?
>order poutine and beer >bring it to the holodeck to consume while i have hot alien babes toss my salad and suck my dick >use active transporter to teleport poutine out of my body so i can eat it a fresh batch >go kick the shit out of wessley with my bro worf
Would love a couple of burgers from Game in Louisville. Specifically the alpaca burger and the kangaroo burger. Drink is PBR because it actually goes really well with both.
Alpaca burger: greens, tomato, brie, bone marrow aioli, on brioche
Kangaroo burger: greens, tomato jam, on pretzel bun
Eli Morgan
i would want to try future food
Eli Adams
>dodo stew >fried dodo, seasoned with the KFC 11 herbs and spices
sorry to be a party pooper but
>The giant tortoises unwittingly helped the dodo to go extinct. Dutch visitors to Mauritius named dodos ‘Disgusting Birds', because they tasted so horrible that even starving men could hardly stomach them. But they found they could force dodo meat down when it was dressed with tortoise oil, which was held to be 'superior in taste to that of the olive.' >Giant tortoises helped to inspire Darwin’s theories of natural selection. Sadly, even he brought back no specimens, alive or dead, except for one juvenile pet. His crew had indeed taken dozens of tortoises on board - but they’d scoffed the lot, and chucked the remains overboard.
William Flores
>whatever food and drink that ensures weightloss >and do you have a cure for gender dysphoria?
Asher Collins
Appetizer: Nicole Kidman's dirty panties Soup: Nicole Kidman's luscious piss Drink: Nicole Kidman's breast milk Main course: roasted legs of Nicole Kidman Dessert: Nicole Kidman's mons venus, vagina, and uterus, warmed to body temperature, installed in a sexbot
I'd ask for what ever the best version of calorie free diet soda is. if it tastes actually like the real thing, then I think I will be ok. But if this technological utopia still hasn't figured out how to make a diet soda that isn't waxy on your teeth, then I'd know for sure that their promises of a 'need free' society are bullshit.
In that case, I substitue my dodo stew for a moa drumstick
Oliver Evans
no but like, reassigning my Y chromosome into an X chromosome, changing my skeleton, getting a real vagina and female reproductive organs and getting to live a normal life as a woman would make me feel better
you know, like Admiral Janeway did
Colton Garcia
the day a real x-change pill comes out is the day we achieve world peace
Hunter Hall
SEND ME BAAAAAACK SEND ME BACK TO THE ALMOST UNPLEASANT PAST WITH NICE HISSES
Josiah Brown
>You are sent 200 years into the future i dont wanna play this game
>You look up Steve on historical archives, you catch up on videos you never saw as you watch him age before your eyes >In the last videos he is shaking constantly >he apologises for the shaking and promises to upload a new video shortly, okay cool cya >that was his last video