Post your /food/ webms

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

post your /food/ webms

Attached: my-600lb-appetizer.webm (2.43 MB, 1052x592)

All urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=RfmyHWDNjeM
desuarchive.org/wsg/thread/2154963/
desuarchive.org/wsg/thread/2162759/
youtu.be/d5C4mgDQvjc
youtube.com/watch?v=HQYFsXqbUj0
youtube.com/watch?v=H2A1qYpp4HA

takes2long
takes2long

I wouldnt dare to call that food

Playboyize
Playboyize

I wanted to see the finished product. I've never seen canned hot dogs

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

canned hotdogs take like shit, never eat them ever

Attached: boogie-buys-a-mexican-snack.webm (2.95 MB, 956x480)

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

HOW DOES HE

Firespawn
Firespawn

FRESH ZA' COMING RIGHT UP

Attached: 5-star-american-pizza.webm (2.95 MB, 512x288)

RavySnake
RavySnake

Attached: dsp-makes-a-corndog.webm (2.71 MB, 844x446)

DeathDog
DeathDog

Attached: poo-poo-cake.webm (2.9 MB, 640x480)

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Attached: 1493700423019.webm (2.94 MB, 1080x1080)

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Attached: 1495895430717.webm (2.15 MB, 640x640)

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Attached: 1499269401848.webm (2.94 MB, 480x270)

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

I've got fresh webms. None that stale shit you guys keep posting.

Attached: nerd-fury.webm (2.96 MB, 960x540)

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Too thicc

viagrandad
viagrandad

That looks heinously dry

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Is this guy a Veeky Forums user? Because I'm confident everyone here can identity with his information gathering strategy

hairygrape
hairygrape

Attached: 1497533810429.webm (2.79 MB, 720x972)

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Attached: 1496886845174.webm (806 KB, 400x400)

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

It wouldn't surprise me if he was.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Attached: 1448124757494.webm (2.1 MB, 720x720)

DeathDog
DeathDog

Attached: 1503182608392.webm (2.48 MB, 720x405)

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

It's like she's just dumping random ingredients she loves into a dish, regardless of how well they go together.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Attached: 1505765108696.webm (2.17 MB, 362x366)

whereismyname
whereismyname

How does he get out without drinking all the eggs?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

probably the best thing tasty has come up with

happy_sad
happy_sad

That's saying absolutely nothing.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Plz stop desu, am on diet.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

a boomer who makes at least 6 figures a month shitposts on my Vietnamese coffee brewing forum
I don't know what to think

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

this might help to stay on your diet

Attached: 1494934380995.webm (2.37 MB, 640x640)

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Attached: 1498771734964.webm (2.78 MB, 640x360)

farquit
farquit

Attached: 1499376897307.webm (2.98 MB, 1280x720)

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

The legendary steam tower of Shanghai

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

scraping the dry bits on to the food. As if trying to clean up the cheese
No tip

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

cooked with 100% authentic chinese sewer oil

Emberburn
Emberburn

does the stuff at the top get cooked? stuff on the bottom over cooked?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

mmm wet soggy undercooked dough

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

t.dumb cheeseburger doesn't know how a steamer works

RumChicken
RumChicken

Attached: 1499316099045.webm (2.58 MB, 640x360)

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Attached: 1497222001274.webm (2.38 MB, 640x360)

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

face it chen, your country is a joke

Attached: delicious.jpg (212 KB, 1920x1080)

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

now back to watch some shitty animu

Attached: 1495253604536.webm (2.83 MB, 320x180)

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

this is worse than blender kitten

TechHater
TechHater

how does anyone take Alex Jones seriously? what's wrong with /pol/tards?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

a stoner's delicacy

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

There's already a fucking webm thread that isn't even at bump limit you asshole.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

"A consensus will emerge"
Veeky Forums

Pick one

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

youtube.com/watch?v=RfmyHWDNjeM

I wanna find the source for that fucking webm and this was all I can find.

Attached: god-is-dead-and-we-have-killed-him-with-this-terrible-mistake,-straying-from-his-magnificent-light.j (657 KB, 2592x1936)

Playboyize
Playboyize

Nah, I'll post in this one so I don't have to see that retarded surly egg fort webm.

Attached: Cheddar-Cheese.webm (2.93 MB, 768x432)

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

go moderate your on forum dipshit

Attached: 1492207535760.webm (1.74 MB, 542x496)

eGremlin
eGremlin

what a waste

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

*w

Attached: 1494901993037.webm (2.86 MB, 400x400)

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Attached: 1499112728949.webm (1.93 MB, 640x640)

Supergrass
Supergrass

Attached: 1494938686975.webm (2.89 MB, 480x360)

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

What are the kibble looking things?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Beans

Soft_member
Soft_member

this is supposed to be funny

massdebater
massdebater

el ogro.....

Inmate
Inmate

Attached: 1497186200812.webm (2.77 MB, 540x540)

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Looks dry as fuck.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

What do the two red dots on the top mean? I see these on the buns at the Asian grocery store too.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Attached: $15-Minimum-Wage.webm (2.73 MB, 640x360)

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Bridge Of Kazad Dum intensifies.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Attached: 1498676236662.webm (2.94 MB, 484x504)

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

150 pesitos con tip, joven

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

just marks to identify the filling

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

holy mother of christ that looks amazing

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Attached: cheeseburger-bowl.webm (2.92 MB, 720x720)

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

looks good
.then she pours a bunch of fucking beans and shit on it

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Attached: advanced-white-castle-mechanics.webm (2.81 MB, 400x400)

Firespawn
Firespawn

Attached: Birthday-Cake-Cheesecake.webm (2.87 MB, 420x420)

StonedTime
StonedTime

Attached: alpha-male-cuisine.webm (2.89 MB, 450x252)

DeathDog
DeathDog

why are american products so big?

FastChef
FastChef

Attached: FATBANG.webm (2.91 MB, 400x224)

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Attached: hot-chicks.webm (2.81 MB, 500x280)

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Attached: cuts-macaroni-crust.webm (2.98 MB, 450x252)

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

i want to fuck that cute face of hers

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Attached: Mukbang-gone-wrong.webm (2.96 MB, 400x224)

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

seems like a good idea

Attached: 1494977447321.webm (2.37 MB, 640x360)

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Attached: flaming-HOT-HOT-HOT-.webm (2.86 MB, 400x400)

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

why

Techpill
Techpill

It's actually the Germans. I think they bred some sort of Uber American.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Attached: subways-eat-fresh.webm (2.86 MB, 430x240)

Skullbone
Skullbone

she's not even american

Emberburn
Emberburn

Attached: cattle-ranch.webm (2.91 MB, 500x500)

SniperWish
SniperWish

Attached: pesto-CHEESE-sticks.webm (2.84 MB, 400x400)

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Attached: pesto-CHEESE-bread.webm (2.86 MB, 400x400)

StonedTime
StonedTime

remember to report webms with "crust" in the filename so this autistic sack of human shit keeps getting banned

eGremlin
eGremlin

why lol

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

non newtonian corndogs

Supergrass
Supergrass

Do americans actually eat this pure fat?

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Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

keeps getting banned
I have never been banned nor am I breaking any rules. Filter it if it triggers you.

Attached: cuts-off-30%-of-sandwich.webm (2.75 MB, 480x270)

happy_sad
happy_sad

how new

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Attached: crustless-trash.webm (2.94 MB, 400x224)

iluvmen
iluvmen

Attached: crust-cutters-peak-form.webm (2.95 MB, 500x280)

Inmate
Inmate

just filter my autism-induced efforts to force a meme and shit up webm threads in the process XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

people like you are why abortions need to stay legal so that you can be precvented from ever being brought into the world you fucking faggot

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

When you think of a food website you think of Veeky Forums?
I mean I know we are in Veeky Forums but seriously?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

i can't stop being triggered by filenames
lol retard

Attached: crust-cutter-cuts-half-smiles.webm (2.78 MB, 428x210)

Evilember
Evilember

shit up webm threads in the process

implying webm threads were ever not shit

SniperWish
SniperWish

triggered over crust

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Attached: cuts-lasagne-crust-w-knife.webm (2.95 MB, 400x224)

RumChicken
RumChicken

calls someone autistic but has a autism attack over a filename

hmmm

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

[quote]10347804[/quote]
it pains me that i share an air supply with things like you. hopefully you end up the victim of the next mass shooting america has

DeathDog
DeathDog

Attached: cheese-stuffed-nuggies.webm (2.89 MB, 400x400)

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

A pound of water for those that don't know is a little under a pint
1 gallon milk is about 1 pound of cheese for the most part idk why felt the need to call it 10 pounds of milk to 1 pound of cheese that's a dumb way to word it

JunkTop
JunkTop

"wow factor"
people won't get what 10 pounds of milk means because they don't care to think that far ahead

Attached: MUSTBANG.webm (2.87 MB, 500x280)

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Attached: 1494934763052.webm (2.89 MB, 600x336)

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Attached: tfw-no-qt-nam-gf.webm (2.91 MB, 400x224)

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

THE MILK INDUSTRY IS RUN BY MONEY

OH SHIT AN INDUSTRY IS RUN BY MONEY

Booteefool
Booteefool

Attached: Heart-Attack-Grill-Softcore.webm (2.75 MB, 500x280)

viagrandad
viagrandad

we need more crust

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Attached: DEEP-DEEP-Dish-CUT-Crust-Pizza.webm (2.88 MB, 500x280)

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

I swear, if I ever find who keeps spamming this same thread over and over again, they're gonna get a whole lot of guacamole in their face, if you get my tokyo drift.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

that's our thin crust
That line always gets me.

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AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Attached: how.webm (2.72 MB, 626x360)

whereismyname
whereismyname

Attached: buffalo-tots.webm (2.89 MB, 400x400)

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Attached: calzone-balls.webm (2.97 MB, 500x500)

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Attached: back-in-nam-we-ate-the-brain-of-our-enemies.webm (2.89 MB, 500x280)

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Attached: advanced-white-castle-mechanics-2.webm (2.83 MB, 400x400)

Skullbone
Skullbone

There's literally nothing wrong with that pizza. A fucking restaurant doesn't have be fucking 3 star michelin quality. I'd rather eat a shitty greasy oil $10 sausage pizza than take a fucking nibble out of undercooked potato skewered by a gold needle dangling over a raw onion at some hoighty toighty restaurant and pay $400 for the """""""experience""""""

Flameblow
Flameblow

Attached: 1506541155810.webm (2.83 MB, 360x360)

RumChicken
RumChicken

I do the exact same thing on /v/
If I want to talk about a game I like, and start a thread along the lines of "hey I like this can we talk about it?" it will immediately die.
But if I start a thread saying "pathologic is the shittiest most overrated '2deep4u' indie-trash in the world" I will get dozens of shitposts in the thread. The shitposts will then turn to discussion. Works every time.

DeathDog
DeathDog

hot cheese
cold leaf greens

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Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

The pizza dough is raw.

happy_sad
happy_sad

meat macaroni and cheese
My dad used to work at a meat processing factory we got to beta test all kinds of shit like this that never made it to production. He brought god tier pepperoni pizza loaf and I wish that became a real thing because it was so good.

Attached: CheeseBurger.webm (2.3 MB, 1000x1000)

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Is that fucking SuperMarioLogan? I went to high School with that guy. His videos are autistic trash.

Inmate
Inmate

I'M HAVING TROUBLE TRYING TO SLEEP
I'M COUNTING SHEEP BUT RUNNING OUT
AS TIME TICKS BY
STILL I TRY
NO REST FOR CROSSTOPS IN MY MIND
ON MY OWN, HERE WE GO

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StonedTime
StonedTime

But why

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GoogleCat
GoogleCat

fasting
see this
i'll never get to eat it too

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

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RumChicken
RumChicken

Attached: 1499319723392.webm (1.25 MB, 1280x720)

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Attached: To-Cut-or-Not-To-Cut---Crust-Cutters™-Ep1.webm (2.85 MB, 500x280)

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

the fact that you'd pay 10 dollars for a shitty greasy oil pizza at all makes you an idiot. you can get perfectly good pizza for half that price in any decent sized city

Flameblow
Flameblow

half that price
no decent pizza of that size costs 10 bucks

askme
askme

Attached: 1499316601936.webm (1.54 MB, 640x360)

Inmate
Inmate

Raclette
American

Obsessed I tell you.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Attached: smash-mouth.webm (1.91 MB, 1920x1080)

Flameblow
Flameblow

Attached: 1520716376370.webm (2.73 MB, 640x360)

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

fuckin kek

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Yamete! YAMETE!!

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

What kind of cheese is that?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

doesn't fry or heat the bun
Not surprised.

whereismyname
whereismyname

WHO WANS A POK BAN?!

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Attached: 1512372413322.webm (2.8 MB, 400x400)

MPmaster
MPmaster

Too much work, I'd rather just dip onion rings in cheese

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

supposed to be tasty just gross as fuck to look at

RavySnake
RavySnake

idk how I feel about this

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

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TreeEater
TreeEater

i'm going to win the retards.webm award

Attached: 1512877049610.webm (1.36 MB, 480x360)

eGremlin
eGremlin

How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

Inmate
Inmate

It's literally shit you make to impress guests, you fatass.

RavySnake
RavySnake

kidney+pinto

happy_sad
happy_sad

So is there a name for this kind of food? I've seen tons is different videos posted here of it.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

why

RumChicken
RumChicken

i drink milk everyday and the last time I had an acne was years ago.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Yo dawg I heard you like burgers

Attached: yo-dawg.jpg (17 KB, 400x300)

happy_sad
happy_sad

Or get a double sided grill

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

is making flipping burgers a lot easier
wew lad

Soft_member
Soft_member

a weight for weight comparison is probably more illuminating, how is that dumb

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

This piece of shit is the biggest fucking faggot in the world. I wish he would've fucking OD'd.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

gorgonzola

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

that webm makes me wanna cry

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

desuarchive.org/wsg/thread/2154963/
Now that's some good banana.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Attached: 1503149609777.webm (2.89 MB, 640x316)

Bidwell
Bidwell

desuarchive.org/wsg/thread/2162759/
It is okay. She used the good jelly.

Supergrass
Supergrass

why is it that females can't cook anything?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Both wrong. It's cacahuates japoneses and some tamarind candy, can't remember what it's called.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

japanese peanuts
tostilocos

TechHater
TechHater

Every single webm thread is full of jack, joey, tasty, le ebin king of le egg fort ecksdee, kay's good cooking etc etc... And the thing you're upset about is a filename autist huh

girlDog
girlDog

*obese

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

kino, more like this

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

gelatin to make a cheesecake

stop

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

ah, what if his hands get caught on the blade

whereismyname
whereismyname

Attached: 1496944759661.webm (2.95 MB, 360x202)

Emberburn
Emberburn

Attached: how-to-eat-a-sandwich.webm (2.19 MB, 1280x720)

RumChicken
RumChicken

his hands would be cut

DeathDog
DeathDog

Attached: 1510922927387.webm (896 KB, 480x480)

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Attached: Dashimaki-Tamago.webm (2.87 MB, 480x360)

Spamalot
Spamalot

How get out no break eggs?

askme
askme

.00001% chance of making mistae
1 in 1000000
1 pig ever 30 seconds
2 pigs a minute
8 hours a day
~1000 pigs a day
1000 days on average before fucking up
~3 years before you lose a finger

and to think it pays like 10 bucks an hour

Spamalot
Spamalot

Get off the cooking forum fatty

TreeEater
TreeEater

Omelette folded 1000 times

Flameblow
Flameblow

it can cut through tanks i heard somewhere

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

groriousu sousand times forded eggu

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

nice

Lunatick
Lunatick

There's literally nothing wrong with that pizza
Dough is raw
Thin crust is so thick it could be mistaken for bread
Grease actually pours off the pizza
M8 theres a pretty big margin between dogshit bad pizza and dogshit bad gastropubs. I like my pizza a little greezed too but it shouldnt be pooling in the box under it

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Colorado style is supposed to look like that. No idea if it's any good though. Ramsey is kind of ignorant, at times.

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Booteefool
Booteefool

is this satire?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

surly_king_of_egg_fort.webm

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

I want more of these.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

raclette looks amazing when melted, but i tried it once and it is by far the worst smelling cheese in my opinion

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

fucking americans

Methnerd
Methnerd

steamer
oil
i don't even

Snarelure
Snarelure

nothing wrong with some crusty bits

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

does eggs break when leave?

hairygrape
hairygrape

The crust is integral to a proper raclette. If it's not scraped into your plate, you're getting scammed.

Playboyize
Playboyize

clearly german
being this OBSESSED

SniperWish
SniperWish

I remember these people deep frying a big ball of mac and cheese as well. What gives?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Do you just out one side of the cheese on the grill?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Do Americans really do this?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

French not Spanish
That's Canada, buddy

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

how is she german

Soft_member
Soft_member

Con tip
Not "con propina"

w8t4u
w8t4u

youtu.be/d5C4mgDQvjc
This is the same fat piece of shit. The only video of the pizza thing I can find has music being played over it.

idontknow
idontknow

she clearly immigrated from america

hairygrape
hairygrape

yeah, nah cunt

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

It goes on this machine which grills the top of the cheese from above.

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Bidwell
Bidwell

GUILLOTINE

Inmate
Inmate

i have that somewhere

Attached: 1500507453386.webm (2.7 MB, 640x360)

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

it's mostly bread

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

seems like i'ts lost in the folder chaos

TreeEater
TreeEater

Attached: eat-pork-and-throw-bun-out.webm (2.98 MB, 400x224)

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

steam
oil

Attached: mamimi.gif (128 KB, 500x300)

Emberfire
Emberfire

Attached: Next-up-on-Crust-Cutters™.webm (2.89 MB, 500x280)

SniperGod
SniperGod

ahh, just like mama used to make.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Attached: THOTBANG.webm (2.88 MB, 500x280)

FastChef
FastChef

are those human lungs?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

In the show: yes
In reality: no

Attached: Women-Love-Men-Who-Crust---Crust-Cutters™-Ep2.webm (2.86 MB, 500x280)

Illusionz
Illusionz

b-but it's supposed to be shitty

MPmaster
MPmaster

crustmeme is plebtier

Attached: 1500508859263.webm (2.58 MB, 480x360)

girlDog
girlDog

Watching her make that I was thinking "That looks pretty gross, but I could probably choke it down"

Then she started putting the chocolate on top.

idontknow
idontknow

Meat cutter

Attached: Shall-We-Crust---Crust-Cutters™-Ep3.webm (2.91 MB, 500x280)

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Is this a Hannibal Lecter offshoot?

likme
likme

Wtf, do you even know Sanguichitos de Miga?

Attached: 48-sandwich-de-miga-simples-de-jamon-o-queso-D-NQ-NP-966676-MLA25580398023-052017-F.jpg (33 KB, 611x308)

TechHater
TechHater

That looks edible. The shit in the webm looks so much worse than that.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Oil, nice and hot.

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Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Attached: meme-glass-cake-is-a-lie.webm (2.49 MB, 350x353)

5mileys
5mileys

That actually looks really cool.

WebTool
WebTool

I wonder if the sandwiches actually taste good.

takes2long
takes2long

Its crazy but this is why I trust Veeky Forums more than any other website. You find an array of opinions and you can analyze which make sense in your eyes.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

If you're knowledge about a topic this is a great, excellent even place to find general chatter and rumors or new stuff about it. If you are not knowledgeable about a topic any conclusions you draw from posts here will probably be hilariously warped and useless.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

i just feel like living in that vat of rejected viennettas until i slip into a hyperglycemic coma

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

24 hours shiposting on /co/
what did you do the last day?

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Skullbone
Skullbone

had this in NY, it was delicious

SniperGod
SniperGod

That is beautiful, sick parents right there.

TechHater
TechHater

whooops clicked one wron and left out some text posts. who cares anyway. i'm off to bed now

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StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

a last one

whereismyname
whereismyname

danmn

good night

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Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Can anyone explain this crust cutters thing to me? Saw it a lot awhile ago.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Do I have to tap on the catalog or is that not required?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

It's one faggot who thought he could make ">crust cutting" into the new big Veeky Forums. No one finds it funny except him and he claims he's not trying to push it and is "just too lazy to rename all of the files I named". He is a faggot.

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Methshot
Methshot

three minutes of a woman crying in the tub
HOOOOOW. Can you be so unaware of your body and the concept of water displacement. You can SEE the tragedy strike before it even happens. Did she think going slow would negate physics.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Thanks

eGremlin
eGremlin

If that's your opinion you can keep being mad while i'll eat my refined pizza seasoned with the salt from the sweat of 16 year old virgins and feel smug because some literal mouth breathing retard is eating undercooked bread seasoned with oil for marginally less money.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

see

King_Martha
King_Martha

I do this just because it's fun

happy_sad
happy_sad

I XDed so hard

XDDDDD

Firespawn
Firespawn

when you need 4000 calories just to stand up

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whereismyname
whereismyname

take comfort in knowing you're not alone

Lunatick
Lunatick

is dsp actually retarded

viagrandad
viagrandad

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takes2long
takes2long

fucking stop im on a diet

Inmate
Inmate

I've never had them either but I imagine they taste like giant Vienna sausages (like soggy spam)

Skullbone
Skullbone

look bland as fuck

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

fucking peta

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

200 dorrar gaijin

whereismyname
whereismyname

A man who never eats pork buns is never a whole man.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

i actually laughed at one...wow

Playboyize
Playboyize

Mukbang is the dumbest fucking thing. I genuinely don't understand people who enjoy watching it.
Also this bitch is nasty as fuck
youtube.com/watch?v=HQYFsXqbUj0

Evilember
Evilember

french and english labels

I-is that from french canada? I swear I've never seen this here before.

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PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

I've never actually had that dish and enjoyed it. I wonder if it's a bad dish or it's difficult to prepare and I haven't been to a place that's good enough to do it well.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

hey what's everyone's favorite part of the pizza?
of course it's the crust
let's make more crust, that'll be our important state's special pizza style!

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

what was that first thing they put in blender after the almonded milk?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Yeah, I'd highly recommend it, along with most people. Try not to read any spoilers and you'll thoroughly enjoy yourself. It's just called Hannibal.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

ugh that made me queasy for some reason. I love beer so I dunno

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

For all people wondering, this is semi-scripted trash TV from Germany.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Oh look, the same faggots that "rescue" poor dogs from freezers (that they bought) are telling me to stop drink Milk and drink soy instead. Nice try (((peta)))

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Why am I able to see so much hate in a webm?

MPmaster
MPmaster

implying that video was made ironically

takes2long
takes2long

Ever wanted to bathe in a pool of beer?
No! I have not ever, in fact, wanted to bathe in a pool of beer at all!

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

no one can eat 50 eggs

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RumChicken
RumChicken

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Dreamworx
Dreamworx

drink vegan milk
almond
SOY
nope

5mileys
5mileys

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Techpill
Techpill

I'm not "too lazy", I can rename all the files in under 10 minutes. I'm just not going to because there's no reason to. l m a o

WebTool
WebTool

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ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

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takes2long
takes2long

haha it doesn't mean anything guys, I'm really not still trying to push my failed meme

askme
askme

webm thread

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

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Flameblow
Flameblow

What does this have to do with food and webms?

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Nojokur
Nojokur

youtube.com/watch?v=H2A1qYpp4HA

reminds me of based Ulillillia

viagrandad
viagrandad

Replace cooking
Not the simpler task of dropping tomatoes/lettuce/etc on top
How can they fuck up this bad?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Honestly looks pretty good

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

First time seeing this one, what the fuck is this

5mileys
5mileys

Looks like rice paper.

idontknow
idontknow

Fun fact, you don't actually need to add eggs or milk to any "instant" cake mix, just water will do. If you check the ingredients there's already dehydrated eggs and milk in there. They added them as a suggestion in the 70's because otherwise women wouldn't buy them because they didn't feel like they were really cooking anything.

SniperWish
SniperWish

what the fuck is this

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

It gets worse. People slather it in honey afterwards.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

black people

Evilember
Evilember

it's Canada as a whole you fucking moron. bilingualism is a pretty well understood topic.

jesus christ.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

nigga eats like niles crane

StonedTime
StonedTime

why does that webm start in the middle of the recipe

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

Lunatick
Lunatick

is making flipping burgers
should be
is making burger flipping
fucking college grads dont know shit about correct structure

w8t4u
w8t4u

This subreddit has become /webm/. Sad.

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Methshot
Methshot

she got a nice little body tbfh
wouldnt mind laying the pipe

Illusionz
Illusionz

90% sauce

Booteefool
Booteefool

What this guy said plus they make some meh home model sets that are at least fun with friends. Kinda like fondu. Traditional raclette was done by a cozy fire, you would cut your cheese round into whatever pieces and place it on a plate or whatever near the hearth with one flat site facing a cozy fire and you just kinda wait till the cheese looks ready then you scrape it onto your potatoes/veggies/meat. I only ever did it the traditional way after getting a cabin rental in wine country. Bought a crap load of charcuterie and cheese and whatevs and someone bought a wheel of gruyere and we did raclette in front of the cabin fire. Then drank rosé in a hot tub. Good vacation.

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viagrandad
viagrandad

mustve been a blast cleaning up

SniperWish
SniperWish

it needs more thick

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Nice try

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Supergrass
Supergrass

how he does he getin there without breaking the eggs?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

worms that live in wood
woodworms

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

This is why the white race is going to be no more

MPmaster
MPmaster

That is FP3 at Alliance lornville Southland New Zealand I was working that shift while it was recorded

StonedTime
StonedTime

I did those, good recipe.
The marinara sauce dip makes them top tier.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Colorado style
Style? kek

Supergrass
Supergrass

That are sheep and the season goes for 5 months at that place and a sawman is on there for max 4 hours a shift and most of the time he is trimming knuckels of the legs. In 2 seasons I was right there that saw only went for 6 hours a shift max, us boners did most the work there are 20 boners behind the camera and the same in packers. And the pay is 40 NZD P/h the best around town

viagrandad
viagrandad

a poor chicken died for this

w8t4u
w8t4u

this is Cunningham's law applied to restaurants

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

it doesn't work for spain, tho. Try it if you plan to go to spain, they will recommend you the worst overprized places, mostly because they know the owner

Playboyize
Playboyize

quite the contrary, this made me hard. Not my proudest fap

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

yeah, i know about the acne
yeah, i don't care i am fucking addicted to cow milk

SniperGod
SniperGod

OK someone tell me the source so I can track the company, the gal that made this and hill her. I don't care if this gets reported to the FBI or shit but I have to seriously kill this person to save humanity from this horror.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

losing a finger on a bandsaw

RumChicken
RumChicken

This would be neat if there was cheese inside the crust, like what Pizza Hut did a while back

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

what a show of faggotry

FastChef
FastChef

I hope they like cancer

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

ha ha, let's get in pyroclastic bomb range to make a witty video
darwinawards.jpg

takes2long
takes2long

mfw tasting the pussy

w8t4u
w8t4u

its just bad. it is a compact egg block

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

reminds me of the vtec shooter

eGremlin
eGremlin

how out no egg break

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

It's satire you retard

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Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

doesn't even shake it and gets the aids ketchup water
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

didn't know all that, thanks for the info. Still, I bet my guesses for pigs aren't too far off considering what I've heard about chicken processing.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

you just KNOW

whereismyname
whereismyname

Sweet, thanks

takes2long
takes2long

Is this the real life lion king remake?

DeathDog
DeathDog

its a good thing white people are being wiped out

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

I fucking hate that fucking face he makes. "Mmmm this tree parasite worm dipped in onion water sure is the yummiest thing ever!"

girlDog
girlDog

i can only assume he lost a bet and had to do this

SniperWish
SniperWish

How does she get out of there without breaking the pancakes?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

you have to eat ALL THE EGGS

Firespawn
Firespawn

These are not hot dogs, not even close. They're traditional german sausages and they taste like heaven.

Seriously, they taste nothing like a hot dog.

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