post your /food/ webms
Post your /food/ webms
I wouldnt dare to call that food
I wanted to see the finished product. I've never seen canned hot dogs
canned hotdogs take like shit, never eat them ever
HOW DOES HE
FRESH ZA' COMING RIGHT UP
I've got fresh webms. None that stale shit you guys keep posting.
That looks heinously dry
Is this guy a Veeky Forums user? Because I'm confident everyone here can identity with his information gathering strategy
It wouldn't surprise me if he was.
It's like she's just dumping random ingredients she loves into a dish, regardless of how well they go together.
How does he get out without drinking all the eggs?
probably the best thing tasty has come up with
That's saying absolutely nothing.
Plz stop desu, am on diet.
a boomer who makes at least 6 figures a month shitposts on my Vietnamese coffee brewing forum
I don't know what to think
this might help to stay on your diet
The legendary steam tower of Shanghai
scraping the dry bits on to the food. As if trying to clean up the cheese
cooked with 100% authentic chinese sewer oil
does the stuff at the top get cooked? stuff on the bottom over cooked?
mmm wet soggy undercooked dough
t.dumb cheeseburger doesn't know how a steamer works
face it chen, your country is a joke
now back to watch some shitty animu
this is worse than blender kitten
how does anyone take Alex Jones seriously? what's wrong with /pol/tards?
a stoner's delicacy
There's already a fucking webm thread that isn't even at bump limit you asshole.
"A consensus will emerge"
I wanna find the source for that fucking webm and this was all I can find.
Nah, I'll post in this one so I don't have to see that retarded surly egg fort webm.
go moderate your on forum dipshit
what a waste
What are the kibble looking things?
this is supposed to be funny
Looks dry as fuck.
What do the two red dots on the top mean? I see these on the buns at the Asian grocery store too.
Bridge Of Kazad Dum intensifies.
150 pesitos con tip, joven
just marks to identify the filling
holy mother of christ that looks amazing
.then she pours a bunch of fucking beans and shit on it
why are american products so big?
i want to fuck that cute face of hers
seems like a good idea
It's actually the Germans. I think they bred some sort of Uber American.
she's not even american
remember to report webms with "crust" in the filename so this autistic sack of human shit keeps getting banned
non newtonian corndogs
Do americans actually eat this pure fat?
keeps getting banned
I have never been banned nor am I breaking any rules. Filter it if it triggers you.
just filter my autism-induced efforts to force a meme and shit up webm threads in the process XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
people like you are why abortions need to stay legal so that you can be precvented from ever being brought into the world you fucking faggot
When you think of a food website you think of Veeky Forums?
I mean I know we are in Veeky Forums but seriously?
i can't stop being triggered by filenames
shit up webm threads in the process
implying webm threads were ever not shit
triggered over crust
calls someone autistic but has a autism attack over a filename
it pains me that i share an air supply with things like you. hopefully you end up the victim of the next mass shooting america has
A pound of water for those that don't know is a little under a pint
1 gallon milk is about 1 pound of cheese for the most part idk why felt the need to call it 10 pounds of milk to 1 pound of cheese that's a dumb way to word it
people won't get what 10 pounds of milk means because they don't care to think that far ahead
THE MILK INDUSTRY IS RUN BY MONEY
OH SHIT AN INDUSTRY IS RUN BY MONEY
we need more crust
I swear, if I ever find who keeps spamming this same thread over and over again, they're gonna get a whole lot of guacamole in their face, if you get my tokyo drift.
that's our thin crust
That line always gets me.
There's literally nothing wrong with that pizza. A fucking restaurant doesn't have be fucking 3 star michelin quality. I'd rather eat a shitty greasy oil $10 sausage pizza than take a fucking nibble out of undercooked potato skewered by a gold needle dangling over a raw onion at some hoighty toighty restaurant and pay $400 for the """""""experience""""""
I do the exact same thing on /v/
If I want to talk about a game I like, and start a thread along the lines of "hey I like this can we talk about it?" it will immediately die.
But if I start a thread saying "pathologic is the shittiest most overrated '2deep4u' indie-trash in the world" I will get dozens of shitposts in the thread. The shitposts will then turn to discussion. Works every time.
cold leaf greens
The pizza dough is raw.
meat macaroni and cheese
My dad used to work at a meat processing factory we got to beta test all kinds of shit like this that never made it to production. He brought god tier pepperoni pizza loaf and I wish that became a real thing because it was so good.
Is that fucking SuperMarioLogan? I went to high School with that guy. His videos are autistic trash.
I'M HAVING TROUBLE TRYING TO SLEEP
I'M COUNTING SHEEP BUT RUNNING OUT
AS TIME TICKS BY
STILL I TRY
NO REST FOR CROSSTOPS IN MY MIND
ON MY OWN, HERE WE GO
i'll never get to eat it too
the fact that you'd pay 10 dollars for a shitty greasy oil pizza at all makes you an idiot. you can get perfectly good pizza for half that price in any decent sized city
half that price
no decent pizza of that size costs 10 bucks
Obsessed I tell you.
What kind of cheese is that?
doesn't fry or heat the bun
WHO WANS A POK BAN?!
Too much work, I'd rather just dip onion rings in cheese
supposed to be tasty just gross as fuck to look at
idk how I feel about this
i'm going to win the retards.webm award
How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?
It's literally shit you make to impress guests, you fatass.
So is there a name for this kind of food? I've seen tons is different videos posted here of it.
i drink milk everyday and the last time I had an acne was years ago.
Yo dawg I heard you like burgers
Or get a double sided grill
is making flipping burgers a lot easier
a weight for weight comparison is probably more illuminating, how is that dumb
This piece of shit is the biggest fucking faggot in the world. I wish he would've fucking OD'd.
that webm makes me wanna cry
why is it that females can't cook anything?
Both wrong. It's cacahuates japoneses and some tamarind candy, can't remember what it's called.
Every single webm thread is full of jack, joey, tasty, le ebin king of le egg fort ecksdee, kay's good cooking etc etc... And the thing you're upset about is a filename autist huh
kino, more like this
gelatin to make a cheesecake
ah, what if his hands get caught on the blade
his hands would be cut
How get out no break eggs?
.00001% chance of making mistae
1 in 1000000
1 pig ever 30 seconds
2 pigs a minute
8 hours a day
~1000 pigs a day
1000 days on average before fucking up
~3 years before you lose a finger
and to think it pays like 10 bucks an hour
Get off the cooking forum fatty
Omelette folded 1000 times
it can cut through tanks i heard somewhere
groriousu sousand times forded eggu
There's literally nothing wrong with that pizza
Dough is raw
Thin crust is so thick it could be mistaken for bread
Grease actually pours off the pizza
M8 theres a pretty big margin between dogshit bad pizza and dogshit bad gastropubs. I like my pizza a little greezed too but it shouldnt be pooling in the box under it
Colorado style is supposed to look like that. No idea if it's any good though. Ramsey is kind of ignorant, at times.
is this satire?
I want more of these.
raclette looks amazing when melted, but i tried it once and it is by far the worst smelling cheese in my opinion
i don't even
nothing wrong with some crusty bits
does eggs break when leave?
The crust is integral to a proper raclette. If it's not scraped into your plate, you're getting scammed.
being this OBSESSED
I remember these people deep frying a big ball of mac and cheese as well. What gives?
Do you just out one side of the cheese on the grill?
Do Americans really do this?
French not Spanish
That's Canada, buddy
how is she german
Not "con propina"
This is the same fat piece of shit. The only video of the pizza thing I can find has music being played over it.
she clearly immigrated from america
yeah, nah cunt
It goes on this machine which grills the top of the cheese from above.
i have that somewhere
it's mostly bread
seems like i'ts lost in the folder chaos
ahh, just like mama used to make.
are those human lungs?
In the show: yes
In reality: no
b-but it's supposed to be shitty
crustmeme is plebtier
Watching her make that I was thinking "That looks pretty gross, but I could probably choke it down"
Then she started putting the chocolate on top.
Is this a Hannibal Lecter offshoot?
Wtf, do you even know Sanguichitos de Miga?
That looks edible. The shit in the webm looks so much worse than that.
Oil, nice and hot.
That actually looks really cool.
I wonder if the sandwiches actually taste good.
Its crazy but this is why I trust Veeky Forums more than any other website. You find an array of opinions and you can analyze which make sense in your eyes.
If you're knowledge about a topic this is a great, excellent even place to find general chatter and rumors or new stuff about it. If you are not knowledgeable about a topic any conclusions you draw from posts here will probably be hilariously warped and useless.
i just feel like living in that vat of rejected viennettas until i slip into a hyperglycemic coma
24 hours shiposting on /co/
what did you do the last day?
had this in NY, it was delicious
That is beautiful, sick parents right there.
whooops clicked one wron and left out some text posts. who cares anyway. i'm off to bed now
a last one
Can anyone explain this crust cutters thing to me? Saw it a lot awhile ago.
Do I have to tap on the catalog or is that not required?
It's one faggot who thought he could make ">crust cutting" into the new big Veeky Forums. No one finds it funny except him and he claims he's not trying to push it and is "just too lazy to rename all of the files I named". He is a faggot.
three minutes of a woman crying in the tub
HOOOOOW. Can you be so unaware of your body and the concept of water displacement. You can SEE the tragedy strike before it even happens. Did she think going slow would negate physics.
If that's your opinion you can keep being mad while i'll eat my refined pizza seasoned with the salt from the sweat of 16 year old virgins and feel smug because some literal mouth breathing retard is eating undercooked bread seasoned with oil for marginally less money.
I do this just because it's fun
I XDed so hard
when you need 4000 calories just to stand up
take comfort in knowing you're not alone
is dsp actually retarded
fucking stop im on a diet
I've never had them either but I imagine they taste like giant Vienna sausages (like soggy spam)
look bland as fuck
200 dorrar gaijin
A man who never eats pork buns is never a whole man.
i actually laughed at one...wow
Mukbang is the dumbest fucking thing. I genuinely don't understand people who enjoy watching it.
Also this bitch is nasty as fuck
french and english labels
I-is that from french canada? I swear I've never seen this here before.
I've never actually had that dish and enjoyed it. I wonder if it's a bad dish or it's difficult to prepare and I haven't been to a place that's good enough to do it well.
hey what's everyone's favorite part of the pizza?
of course it's the crust
let's make more crust, that'll be our important state's special pizza style!
what was that first thing they put in blender after the almonded milk?
Yeah, I'd highly recommend it, along with most people. Try not to read any spoilers and you'll thoroughly enjoy yourself. It's just called Hannibal.
ugh that made me queasy for some reason. I love beer so I dunno
For all people wondering, this is semi-scripted trash TV from Germany.
Oh look, the same faggots that "rescue" poor dogs from freezers (that they bought) are telling me to stop drink Milk and drink soy instead. Nice try (((peta)))
Why am I able to see so much hate in a webm?
implying that video was made ironically
Ever wanted to bathe in a pool of beer?
No! I have not ever, in fact, wanted to bathe in a pool of beer at all!
no one can eat 50 eggs
drink vegan milk
I'm not "too lazy", I can rename all the files in under 10 minutes. I'm just not going to because there's no reason to. l m a o
haha it doesn't mean anything guys, I'm really not still trying to push my failed meme
What does this have to do with food and webms?
Not the simpler task of dropping tomatoes/lettuce/etc on top
How can they fuck up this bad?
Honestly looks pretty good
First time seeing this one, what the fuck is this
Looks like rice paper.
Fun fact, you don't actually need to add eggs or milk to any "instant" cake mix, just water will do. If you check the ingredients there's already dehydrated eggs and milk in there. They added them as a suggestion in the 70's because otherwise women wouldn't buy them because they didn't feel like they were really cooking anything.
what the fuck is this
It gets worse. People slather it in honey afterwards.
it's Canada as a whole you fucking moron. bilingualism is a pretty well understood topic.
nigga eats like niles crane
why does that webm start in the middle of the recipe
How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?
is making flipping burgers
is making burger flipping
fucking college grads dont know shit about correct structure
This subreddit has become /webm/. Sad.
she got a nice little body tbfh
wouldnt mind laying the pipe
What this guy said plus they make some meh home model sets that are at least fun with friends. Kinda like fondu. Traditional raclette was done by a cozy fire, you would cut your cheese round into whatever pieces and place it on a plate or whatever near the hearth with one flat site facing a cozy fire and you just kinda wait till the cheese looks ready then you scrape it onto your potatoes/veggies/meat. I only ever did it the traditional way after getting a cabin rental in wine country. Bought a crap load of charcuterie and cheese and whatevs and someone bought a wheel of gruyere and we did raclette in front of the cabin fire. Then drank rosé in a hot tub. Good vacation.
mustve been a blast cleaning up
it needs more thick
how he does he getin there without breaking the eggs?
worms that live in wood
This is why the white race is going to be no more
That is FP3 at Alliance lornville Southland New Zealand I was working that shift while it was recorded
I did those, good recipe.
The marinara sauce dip makes them top tier.
That are sheep and the season goes for 5 months at that place and a sawman is on there for max 4 hours a shift and most of the time he is trimming knuckels of the legs. In 2 seasons I was right there that saw only went for 6 hours a shift max, us boners did most the work there are 20 boners behind the camera and the same in packers. And the pay is 40 NZD P/h the best around town
a poor chicken died for this
this is Cunningham's law applied to restaurants
it doesn't work for spain, tho. Try it if you plan to go to spain, they will recommend you the worst overprized places, mostly because they know the owner
quite the contrary, this made me hard. Not my proudest fap
yeah, i know about the acne
yeah, i don't care i am fucking addicted to cow milk
OK someone tell me the source so I can track the company, the gal that made this and hill her. I don't care if this gets reported to the FBI or shit but I have to seriously kill this person to save humanity from this horror.
losing a finger on a bandsaw
This would be neat if there was cheese inside the crust, like what Pizza Hut did a while back
what a show of faggotry
I hope they like cancer
ha ha, let's get in pyroclastic bomb range to make a witty video
mfw tasting the pussy
its just bad. it is a compact egg block
reminds me of the vtec shooter
how out no egg break
It's satire you retard
doesn't even shake it and gets the aids ketchup water
didn't know all that, thanks for the info. Still, I bet my guesses for pigs aren't too far off considering what I've heard about chicken processing.
you just KNOW
Is this the real life lion king remake?
its a good thing white people are being wiped out
I fucking hate that fucking face he makes. "Mmmm this tree parasite worm dipped in onion water sure is the yummiest thing ever!"
i can only assume he lost a bet and had to do this
How does she get out of there without breaking the pancakes?
you have to eat ALL THE EGGS
These are not hot dogs, not even close. They're traditional german sausages and they taste like heaven.
Seriously, they taste nothing like a hot dog.