Butter lettuce

>butter lettuce
>no butter

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>eggplant
>not an egg

>birds in a nest
>no nest or birds

>toad in the hole
>no toad

>eggs in a basket
>there's no basket
>there's only one egg

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huh?

>Iceberg lettuce
>doesn't grow on an iceberg nor is it cold to the touch

>poop sandwich
>it's on a bun

>catsup
>No cat or greeting

>buffalo wings
>yup

>hot pocket
>it's a pouch
cocoon, ackshually.

>rapeseed
>didn't cum

>Ranch
>Isn't an open field

>mommy found the poop sock

>pineapple
>is not from a conifer tree nor does it look like one
>nigga this shit aint no apple neither sheeeit its all sour n shit

>pigs in a blanket
>no pigs
>no blankets

>i can't believe it's not butter
>i can

>starfruit

had one a couple years ago and here i'm still waiting to get signed by a major label :|

>Ba da ba ba baaa I'm 'lovin it!
>I'm not

>jackfruit
>actually really hurt my penis badly

based "huh?" poster!

>rimjob
>no rims

>nigger toes
>no niggers
>no toes

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Fuck off

huh?

Sounds like someone didn't have a good manager melon.

>longpig
>no pig

>hard boiled
>wasn't that hard

>over easy
>still fucked it up

>medium rare
>every time

>toad in the hole
>recipe calls for toad

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I'm going to use that to amuse a cute girl some morning in the future.

>>over easy
>>still fucked it up

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