ITT: Your choice comfy food delivery

>be unifag
>3AM, in dorm
>hungry as fuck (my metabolism is fast so I eat almost all day and stay a lanklet)
>usually no food in my room because I'm retarded and somewhat poor
>order McDick's online and have it delivered on the cheap
>mfw greasy burger and fries late at night with no roommate

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That is very comfy but I don't have the same metabolism as you so it doesn't feel as good

I don't eat that poison but man that is comfy. You're living large, OP.

I generally gorge on choco mint ice cream

>get home too drunk to cook
>order 4 enchiritos and 1 nachos bell grande
>eat it all then throw it up and take a hot shower laying down and hating yourself

the american dream

McDick's is terrible fresh. If you're going for shitty American fast food delivered at least get a couple burritos from Taco Bell, which are honestly just as good an hour later.

*terrible even fresh

I wish the south korean jjangmyeon experience was available everywhere
>hot tasty pork noodles in a dark bean sauce at all hours

huh?

imagine you're in South Korea, you ring a south korean chinese food store at 2am and ask for a delivery of Jjangmyeon and fried rice, within minutes you will get a knock on the door, with your order on real plates/bowls, once you are finished you rinse them off and put them outside and they're removed for you by the delivery person when they're in the building next

Jjangmyeon is like pork in black bean sauce with onion and egg noodles and oh my god you gotta try them if you havent

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알았는데... 그냥 뭐... 역시 백인.. ㅋㅋ

i love this

Classic poutine with caramelized onions

What happens if they wont be in your building for a long time

>they're removed for you by the delivery person when they're in the building next
Just like in my animes!

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I dont know why being white has to do anything tho
but yeah I am
also a girl (male)

they will be

yeah :D
dont forget to run out of the house with toast in your mouth

based huh poster

>also a girl (male)
Love me ;_;

*hugs user*

i did it again the other night but with only bean burritos and it was too hard to throw them up drunk because the beans were too thick to really get out. it was awful.

i think i need an app to disable favor and ubereats from my phone.

Are you cute? Or do you look like a guy in a dress? I don’t care either way, just curious. I don’t consider people “less trans” just because they are ugly. I just don’t date them.

I dont think I am cute but apparently I pass, I am very fat however :/

>unifag
>up at 3am
>doing anything other than sex, drugs, or studying

You should do something about the fatness. There’s no reason for anyone to be fat. You need to spend less time watching anime and shitposting, and start walking to the grocery store daily for fresh produce and lean meat.

I am poor and unemployed and hate that I am not a real girl
I want to be thin, I need to be thin

Being poor doesn’t mean you can’t be healthy. You’re already as much of a real girl as you will ever be, even if you get your dick cut off and turned inside out one day, so start focusing on being a pretty “girl” and eat better and exercise. Even if it’s just walking. Lurk Veeky Forums instead of /fat/, I mean Veeky Forums, and exercise.

>start walking to the grocery store daily for fresh produce and lean meat
>says the Veeky Forumsfag who cooks 7 days worth of chicken breast, rice, and frozen broccoli every sunday so that he can choke it down everyday without having to think about anything

I don’t do food prep, unless you count cooking extra supper to take to work for lunch the next day food prep. Also a good portion of Veeky Forums focuses on weight lifting and building muscle, not cardio, but obviously a trap doesn’t want to get buff. Maybe think before you post next time, dumbass.

You're poor because instead of buying some easy to cook tendies and bacon, you're paying for delivery fee, service charge, and tip.

How would a person cook tendies and bacon in a dorm room? What would they even keep it in so it doesn’t spoil?

I guess a mini fridge and a toaster oven or the communal. Depends on the rules of the dormitory.

OP here. You right, I should get back on the microwave (gasp) tendie train. The only time I ever actually order food is when I'm craving meat/protein, after all.
Also, at my school, all dorm rooms have one mini-fridge, and although it depends on the dorm hall, most have at least one kitchen per floor of the building.

Where do you live that your dorms don't have the basic accomodation of a fridge and a stove?

God, our dorms had a microwave, full-size fridge and stove/oven for the entire floor (40-60 people) and it was always used by the Asian exchange students cooking their smelly rice/fish/whatever.
You could rent a minifridge for your room, but it was $150/8 mo and the jews in charge wouldn't let you bring your own minifridge

Being fat is probably why they pass. It's one of the better ways of passing. Of course, most trannies only care about being porn/anime caricatures rather than women so they won't get fat.

fuck off frogposter

>be me yesterday/today
>nursing an elderly friend with the flu
>literally washing his shit stained clothes, as well as his vomit covered shirts
>hungry as hell and moderately intoxicated
>get ambitious and gorge on taco bell
>proceed to vomit in the back yard after foolishly having a cigarette
>dogs proceed to eat my regurgitated taco bell remains

All was not lost, I guess. Regardless of how I feel at the moment, I love me some nachos bellgrannde

Fuck off frog poster

>be me
>go to a concert and leave my girlfriend at home
>get home late
>decide to go to bed hungry cuz i dont wanna wake her up
>stay up for 3 hours goofing around on Veeky Forums

i hate having to work for a living

you lazy fat fuck. go get it yourself save youtrself the whatever cents to deliver it

Really subtle way of bumping your thread...

Not all of us are normies.

>be craving maccas 12 at night
>McDonalds closest to me closed 20mins ago
>maccas 30mins away closes in 50mins
>drive an hour for maccas
>get home
>get comfy in bed and turn the fan on
>put on a movie
>eat a chip
>its sweaty and oily and cold
>eat it all anyway
>take a bite of my double quarter pounder
>its burnt
>it tastes like something you could never imagine
Never wanted to die more than that

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If only that were the case. Much easier to explain that way senpie daysoo

>End of my work week
>Off the next two days
>Go to grocery and get pancake mix
>Make fluffy chocolate chip pancakes for dinner
>Download a cosplay porn vid for free through shenannigans

Gonna be a good next two days.