ITT: Your choice comfy food delivery

Nojokur
Nojokur

be unifag
3AM, in dorm
hungry as fuck (my metabolism is fast so I eat almost all day and stay a lanklet)
usually no food in my room because I'm retarded and somewhat poor
order McDick's online and have it delivered on the cheap
mfw greasy burger and fries late at night with no roommate

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Dreamworx
Dreamworx

That is very comfy but I don't have the same metabolism as you so it doesn't feel as good

w8t4u
w8t4u

I don't eat that poison but man that is comfy. You're living large, OP.

Inmate
Inmate

I generally gorge on choco mint ice cream

idontknow
idontknow

get home too drunk to cook
order 4 enchiritos and 1 nachos bell grande
eat it all then throw it up and take a hot shower laying down and hating yourself

the american dream

Techpill
Techpill

McDick's is terrible fresh. If you're going for shitty American fast food delivered at least get a couple burritos from Taco Bell, which are honestly just as good an hour later.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

*terrible even fresh

DeathDog
DeathDog

I wish the south korean jjangmyeon experience was available everywhere
hot tasty pork noodles in a dark bean sauce at all hours

FastChef
FastChef

huh?

cum2soon
cum2soon

imagine you're in South Korea, you ring a south korean chinese food store at 2am and ask for a delivery of Jjangmyeon and fried rice, within minutes you will get a knock on the door, with your order on real plates/bowls, once you are finished you rinse them off and put them outside and they're removed for you by the delivery person when they're in the building next

Jjangmyeon is like pork in black bean sauce with onion and egg noodles and oh my god you gotta try them if you havent

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massdebater
massdebater

알았는데... 그냥 뭐... 역시 백인.. ㅋㅋ

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

i love this

TreeEater
TreeEater

Classic poutine with caramelized onions

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

What happens if they wont be in your building for a long time

Emberfire
Emberfire

they're removed for you by the delivery person when they're in the building next
Just like in my animes!

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Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

I dont know why being white has to do anything tho
but yeah I am
also a girl (male)

they will be

yeah :D
dont forget to run out of the house with toast in your mouth

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

based huh poster

MPmaster
MPmaster

also a girl (male)
Love me ;_;

Spamalot
Spamalot

*hugs user*

askme
askme

i did it again the other night but with only bean burritos and it was too hard to throw them up drunk because the beans were too thick to really get out. it was awful.

i think i need an app to disable favor and ubereats from my phone.

Techpill
Techpill

Are you cute? Or do you look like a guy in a dress? I don’t care either way, just curious. I don’t consider people “less trans” just because they are ugly. I just don’t date them.

SniperWish
SniperWish

I dont think I am cute but apparently I pass, I am very fat however :/

RumChicken
RumChicken

unifag
up at 3am
doing anything other than sex, drugs, or studying

StonedTime
StonedTime

You should do something about the fatness. There’s no reason for anyone to be fat. You need to spend less time watching anime and shitposting, and start walking to the grocery store daily for fresh produce and lean meat.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I am poor and unemployed and hate that I am not a real girl
I want to be thin, I need to be thin

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Being poor doesn’t mean you can’t be healthy. You’re already as much of a real girl as you will ever be, even if you get your dick cut off and turned inside out one day, so start focusing on being a pretty “girl” and eat better and exercise. Even if it’s just walking. Lurk /fit/ instead of /fat/, I mean Veeky Forums, and exercise.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

start walking to the grocery store daily for fresh produce and lean meat
says the /fit/fag who cooks 7 days worth of chicken breast, rice, and frozen broccoli every sunday so that he can choke it down everyday without having to think about anything

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

I don’t do food prep, unless you count cooking extra supper to take to work for lunch the next day food prep. Also a good portion of /fit/ focuses on weight lifting and building muscle, not cardio, but obviously a trap doesn’t want to get buff. Maybe think before you post next time, dumbass.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

You're poor because instead of buying some easy to cook tendies and bacon, you're paying for delivery fee, service charge, and tip.

MPmaster
MPmaster

How would a person cook tendies and bacon in a dorm room? What would they even keep it in so it doesn’t spoil?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I guess a mini fridge and a toaster oven or the communal. Depends on the rules of the dormitory.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

OP here. You right, I should get back on the microwave (gasp) tendie train. The only time I ever actually order food is when I'm craving meat/protein, after all.
Also, at my school, all dorm rooms have one mini-fridge, and although it depends on the dorm hall, most have at least one kitchen per floor of the building.

farquit
farquit

Where do you live that your dorms don't have the basic accomodation of a fridge and a stove?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

God, our dorms had a microwave, full-size fridge and stove/oven for the entire floor (40-60 people) and it was always used by the Asian exchange students cooking their smelly rice/fish/whatever.
You could rent a minifridge for your room, but it was $150/8 mo and the jews in charge wouldn't let you bring your own minifridge

Illusionz
Illusionz

Being fat is probably why they pass. It's one of the better ways of passing. Of course, most trannies only care about being porn/anime caricatures rather than women so they won't get fat.

massdebater
massdebater

fuck off frogposter

RavySnake
RavySnake

be me yesterday/today
nursing an elderly friend with the flu
literally washing his shit stained clothes, as well as his vomit covered shirts
hungry as hell and moderately intoxicated
get ambitious and gorge on taco bell
proceed to vomit in the back yard after foolishly having a cigarette
dogs proceed to eat my regurgitated taco bell remains

All was not lost, I guess. Regardless of how I feel at the moment, I love me some nachos bellgrannde

Firespawn
Firespawn

Fuck off frog poster

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

be me
go to a concert and leave my girlfriend at home
get home late
decide to go to bed hungry cuz i dont wanna wake her up
stay up for 3 hours goofing around on Veeky Forums

i hate having to work for a living

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

you lazy fat fuck. go get it yourself save youtrself the whatever cents to deliver it

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Really subtle way of bumping your thread...

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Not all of us are normies.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

be craving maccas 12 at night
McDonalds closest to me closed 20mins ago
maccas 30mins away closes in 50mins
drive an hour for maccas
get home
get comfy in bed and turn the fan on
put on a movie
eat a chip
its sweaty and oily and cold
eat it all anyway
take a bite of my double quarter pounder
its burnt
it tastes like something you could never imagine
Never wanted to die more than that

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Lunatick
Lunatick

If only that were the case. Much easier to explain that way senpie daysoo

farquit
farquit

End of my work week
Off the next two days
Go to grocery and get pancake mix
Make fluffy chocolate chip pancakes for dinner
Download a cosplay porn vid for free through shenannigans

Gonna be a good next two days.

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