Tfw dont know how to cook and always starve

>tfw dont know how to cook and always starve
>tfw watch youtube channels just to see what real food looks like
>wish i could eat kababs pho curry tacos and stir fry every day
>end up just going to mcdonalds instead since i'll never understand how to cook

Any other femanon else know this feel? Hopefully my future husband knows how to cook.

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or you could kill yourself

why is this board being overrun by tripfaggots lately

kill yourself roastie whore

you could probably just survive on my dick and soylent. they're both pretty popular recently

Kill yourself, roastie. NOW

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he probably will, because men aren't useless

How can you be intelligent enough to post on this site and not know how to cook?

>10349099

No one man should posses all this rardedness

I'll cook food for your fat ass if you let me plow that pussy, baby

RIP in this post

Well, to be exact, a man that is useful is hardly a man.

>kebab
>grilled meat on scewers
>pho
>literally just boiling beef shanks with onions and lemon grass for 5 hours with noodles added
>curry
>cooking chicken in curry powder with water
>taco
>something a person with IQ over 30 could do
>stir fry
>stir while frying


Are you this fucking retarded

you can simplify everything, it doesn't mean the end result will be good

All of these are basically what you get in ordinary restaurants

because Reddit came to visit

There won't be a result in the first place if you don't even try.

I'm going to reply on the off chance this isn't bait. Google "simple recipe (what you want to make)" and try making it. If you use instagram, try searching the tags for foods you like, and you'll probably find a recipe.

Pro-tip: There are guys who are amazing at cooking. But if you don't have at least a bit of a base to work up from, your interests probably won't match. If you really have no experience cooking, start by looking at the ingredients of whatever instant food you like. Then look for simple recipes of wjat you like. Then graduate to real recipes
Before that, you'll probably develop a sense and understanding of what you like.

huh?

thanks for the (you), finally a gulliable fool.

I know how to cook. Just need to get the dick. With your food preferences I'd suggest you shave all of your body hair off if you're looking for a man too, not just from parts of your head.

I can cook for you femanon. Just come to denver.

Well said.