How long could you survive on coffee and cigarettes?
How long could you survive on coffee and cigarettes?
Xavier Wright
Nathan Murphy
a lot longer if you recycled your own cum
Benjamin Wright
Depends how fat you are. The average person would probably last about 20 days.
Nolan Morris
60.
Brayden Lopez
From anecdotal evidence? 22 days until you get discharged from the Italian military for being severely ill. I don't know how long till death after that though.
Landon Lewis
Why would a person live 3 times longer on coffee and cigarettes as they would on just water?
Chase Martin
cigarettes have electrolytes
Andrew Kelly
huh?
Leo Morales
e-cigarettes
Lucas Roberts
cigarettes have electrolytes
John Bennett
huh?
Josiah Garcia
Is there any milk in the coffee?
Aiden Ramirez
cigarettes have electrolytes
Gavin Gonzalez
source?
Elijah Roberts
fuck off rebbit.
Owen Moore
probably electrolytes dunno bout the milk tho
Daniel Sanders
Considering this thread is probably inspired by that "breakfast fit for kings" pasta, I'd say the coffee is black.
Parker Bell
Since when is asking for a source instead of taking an user at their word a reddit thing?
Jace Bell
>since when
since obvious shit posts are taken seriously.
Brandon Collins
uh as long as it takes to starve?
William Rivera
Probably like a week I have asthma
Jeremiah Collins
kek.
Jacob Edwards
Until you die
Anthony Watson
Long enough.
Hunter Wood
Until I get punched in the face by the long dick of cancer
Gavin Diaz
Too long. Take my advice, stick to cyanide and pure oxygen bottles.
Joshua Robinson
It's what plants crave
Nicholas Wilson
You can live 60 on water.
Luke Perry
60 seconds
Ayden Evans
try it and see
Carson Hall
How long could you survive on weed and Monster?
Leo King
Noscope 420
Ian Robinson
7 seasons on TV.