Would you pay $85 for this sandwich?

Bidwell
Bidwell

Would you pay $85 for this sandwich?

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likme
likme

i didnt watch the video but no

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SniperGod
SniperGod

I would pay a lot to try the meat but why the fuck would you ruin it by making a sandwich with it. It shouldn't be deepfried either.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

calling toast japanese milkbread so you can justify charging 85$ for a steak sandwich
Fucking jews

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I'd buy it and feed it to my dogs

RumChicken
RumChicken

this, I wouldn't pay $85 for any sandwich.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

$100/pound meat
deep fry it

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BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

why would you deep fry it?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

because gaijin wirr pay thlee hunna dorra for it

Illusionz
Illusionz

it’s a pop aggregate Facebook video on Veeky Forums thread
Sage. Fuck off

Supergrass
Supergrass

Even if you had the money?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

im sorry i'll try better next time

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

If I had the money I'd definitely try it.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Fuck no. I'd pay $85 for an armload of prime grade steaks though. Not watching the video either.

MPmaster
MPmaster

YOU WIRR EATA DIS, WHITO PIGGU, AND YOU WIRR PAY FOR ET.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Business insider, buzzfeed, and the rest of these social media companies are so fucking amateur it hurts. That dumb broad describing the sandwich sucked at it, like she was a dumb intern or something. They fucking record these videos with a fucking cell phone for Christ sake.

Stop giving these shitty videos views you fucking normie.

Soft_member
Soft_member

A5 wagyu beef
deep fry it with breadcrumbs and put a shitty katsu sauce and put it in a sandwich

what a fucking waste, wagyu is meant to be enjoyed as a singular experience, you don't pollute it with shitty addons.

iluvmen
iluvmen

they deep fry it

hairygrape
hairygrape

I said i'm sorry

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Gigastrength
Gigastrength

I'd rather just have a nice steak.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

You would have to pay me to eat that undercooked shit.

idontknow
idontknow

americans are degenerate

SniperWish
SniperWish

have one of the highest quality beefs in the country
deep fried it
smother it with Ketchup
stick it between two pieces of white bread

Almost as cringey as all of the flyovers in the comment section crying about how it's not cooked well done.

RavySnake
RavySnake

and yet still better than you.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

It's nipponese tho

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I watched the video and I think the price is probably fair for the cost of the materials but I think it's criminally retarded to pay $85+tax+tip for a sandwich just because the meat is exotic and foreign.

We make perfectly fine beef in America and I could make a similar sandwich on potato bread woth a fine cut of beef and sauce for less.

Inmate
Inmate

how? to begin with I'm not a mutt.

Methshot
Methshot

thats what separates rich and poor
poor people thing 'gee youre rich, $100 for a sandwich is no big deal'
while the rich think 'that 100 could be invested to diversifiing my portfolio

SniperWish
SniperWish

Thats wrong bc a portfolio should already be diversified youd just be adding in 100 to the overall portfolio
Also he definitely meant if you have enough money to not care about the price

In which case i still wouldnt desu it looks gross

JunkTop
JunkTop

Without watching the video I can tell you that no matter how justified the price may be it is absolutely unreasonable to pay that much for a sandwich.

Booteefool
Booteefool

I would if they actually gave me the entire fucking sandwich instead of cutting off the crust and cutting it into tiny, kid sized pieces. Also the fact that they only sell 3 a day is retarded. It's already overpriced enough for wagyu, it's not like they can't afford to simply buy more meat to meet the demand.

takes2long
takes2long

Is there really a demand tho? It sounds to me like the sandwich isnt as popular as they hoped and now theyre trying to save face

Methshot
Methshot

I mean, sorta. It's more like most sensible people with money still prioritize their spending, so they don't just charge in and order whatever's most expensive just for the hell of it, but if it's sufficiently interesting they may still get that most expensive thing.

Nojokur
Nojokur

lmao

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I want to murder whoever came up with this shit, along with their families

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

:(

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

not that user but I could easily afford it, and still no.

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Methshot
Methshot

I'd want to try it, but be too embarrassed to be seen doing something that others might perceive as pretentious.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

No.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Only if the sandwich came with $80

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Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Why the fuck would you put that expensive ass quality.eat on a sandwich? If it were a steak or something I would consider it but $85 for a fucking sandwich the chef can shove it directly up his pretentious ass

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Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Remove toast. Eat it as a steak. Problem solved.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

It's deep fried and comeswith katsu sauce all over it if irlt was just meat and bread that would be lazy but would work then

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

sorry's not fucking good enough now stop posting.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Rich people constantly buy stupid expensive shit purely as a dick waving contest with other rich people.

Bidwell
Bidwell

If you’d ever eaten A5 beef before you’d understand. It’s good, but an inquiring mind will eventually wonder what all you can do with it. Do you only eat things in their “purest” form like a picky child?

RumChicken
RumChicken

over priced for the amount of a5 that you get, maybe worth 60~ due to importing costs, but why the fuck would you eat it on white bread?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I was about to say yes until that food critic bitch started talking.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

huh?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Sure I would love to try it, YOLO.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

it's the best bread to eat it on.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

It’s just a variation of a Katsu Sando, sometimes made with shaved cabbage added.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Huh?

Skullbone
Skullbone

your shitty deepfried wasted steak sammy isn't selling
"I heald whitu piggu like excrusivity desu"
call jews at food insider for advertisement
mark up price for shitty sandwich
???
profit

SniperWish
SniperWish

Why are Americans such crabs in a bucket when it comes to other’s success or different ideas?

JunkTop
JunkTop

take highest quality steak
deep fry and lather it in sauce
serve it raw

???

Emberfire
Emberfire

This is a feature of Nordic societies, not America in particular.

FastChef
FastChef

Always with the jews.........

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Leave this poor little guy alone :(

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

I have never wanted to hug anything as badly as you in my whole life :(

Supergrass
Supergrass

What's wrong with that? Maximum browning. Maximum Maillard.
What's the difference between putting it in a ripping hot pan with a little oil for a few seconds on each side?

happy_sad
happy_sad

this made me laugh so much

JunkTop
JunkTop

If I had the money I would spend far more to slap the shit out of the man who invented this shit.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

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farquit
farquit

It's not like they overcooked it.
it's still medium-rare on the inside
I'm actually more concerned about the sauce.

5mileys
5mileys

Why is wagyu beef so expensive, what's special about it?

w8t4u
w8t4u

Why? It sounds like there might be something desperately wrong with you.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

I can't believe rich people only eat food that's on sale at aldi's and nothing else.

TechHater
TechHater

We just steal it.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Nope because it was battered and breaded.

whereismyname
whereismyname

I wouldn't pay $85 for any sandwich under any circumstances. But I wouldn't eat that particular one even if it was free because I hate fatty meat.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

$100 to a rich person is like a fiver to normies. Putting a measly $100 in their portfolio is literally not worth their time.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

I wouldn't pay £5 for a sandwich, why would i pay $85?

King_Martha
King_Martha

I have the money to do so; perhaps not every day but I could comfortable spend $85 on a sandwich a few times a week and not notice it.

But I wouldn't because it's stupid to pay $85 on a sandwich, especially one so simple to do as that; perhaps it wouldn't be Wagyu beef I'd use, but a nice cut of steak quickly breaded up and deep fried would be easy to do and taste close enough to satisfy me.

viagrandad
viagrandad

They do; the best way to tell someone who's actually rich and old money is where they shop; a monied, landed individual will shop at a local supermarket, drive as a daily an old Volvo or such, etc. They'd have the better stuff as well, but they'd only use that when they felt they should.

A nouveau riche individual will be gauche and uncomfortable with his new status, thus pushing himself or herself to display that wealth, to show what it means, which is quite frankly the best way of showing yourself up.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Why wouldn't you pay £5 for a sandwich, that's like a normal price

idontknow
idontknow

It's vastly overpriced for what it is. I'd rather by a baguette, a tomato and a pack of ham; cheaper and you get more than the tiny sandwiches.

Also it's not; a sandwich typically costs between £2 and £4.

Techpill
Techpill

This is a dumb meme. There are countless rich folks who spend frivoulously and never suffer from it, simply because they really do have enough money to do whatever the fuck they want.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

So if you're out for the day and you get hungry for lunch, you go to the market and get ingredients for a goddamn sandwich instead of just buying one? How poor are you?

Skullbone
Skullbone

People relying on inheritance usually don't know how to make more money. Of course they have to be careful with what they've got.

Evilember
Evilember

Nigga youre on the wrong website. No one goes outside here

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Not poor at all. I just think wasting money is silly and prefer the taste of a freshly made sandwich to the ones they make themselves. It's also pleasant. Most of the time at work and such I just bring left overs from dinner. I'd rather spend the money on booze and such after work than waste it on bad sandwiches.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Gotta say that's pretty fucking weird dude. So what, do you carry a knife everywhere you go to cut tomatoes and bread in case you get hungry? Quite possibly the most autistic thing i've heard all week.

Not to mention you're saving at most £1-2.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

wagyu is meant to be enjoyed as a singular experience, you don't pollute it with shitty addons.

Listen to this guy. He gets it.

askme
askme

I actually do carry a pocket knife with me everywhere in general, yes. Not for this specifically, but it helps out. Have done so since I was 10. And no, like I said, it's only if I fancy a sandwich, didn't bring lunch or feel like having a picnic or something.

And it's not saving £1 or £2 as the sandwich is cheaper and bigger than what a normal sandwich would be, potentially even serving multiple people or making two meals. The cost actually for a high street sandwich of similar size, cost, etc would be more like £4 or so. If sharing with others, potentially even more.

But it's also not just about the cost. It's also about the flavour, size of portion, etc. If your concern for not getting a good sandwich is 'You autistic bro', then it's your loss.

iluvmen
iluvmen

Alright buddy, no need to get aggro. Whatever floats your boat.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

I mean the savings for the sandwich; the cost would likely be about 6 pounds or so.

Further explaining oneself is not aggro. If you think it is, perhaps you should get out more.

Firespawn
Firespawn

only because it's scarce

if it wasn't scarce people would be making cheesesteaks and lasagne with that shit

every dumb fuck says that about expensive shit like truffles or abalone or whatever. 'x can only truly be appreciated on its own. wasting it by throwing it in a curry is criminal'. yeah, no. not if buying it has about as much impact on you as buying a bag of rice

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

There's no universally true thing about rich people, but I suggest you read The Millionaire Next Door. Self-made/first generation millionaires typically drive used cars, wear cheap digital watches, cut coupons, and rarely eat out. Their kids are the ones who tend to waste tons of money.

Skullbone
Skullbone

I can actually touch your fedora through this post. Amazing.

DeathDog
DeathDog

I actually do carry a pocket knife with me everywhere
£

reported

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

No. Next question please.

w8t4u
w8t4u

you guys are the autists. all over the world people buy lunch ingredients and take the time to assemble it on their break because it's cheaper and nicer and they were either taught to do it by friends and family or they just don't have the same convenience culture in their country as we do in the west.

hell even here in the uk you get people buying pots of sandwich filler and a roll instead of a boxed sandwich. you see it all the time.

if you think carrying a knife is 'fedora' you have to either be a NEET or just a total sheltered city boy

Bidwell
Bidwell

are traps gay

Techpill
Techpill

Yes. Keep up the pace.

JunkTop
JunkTop

doing that once in a while or even on the regular is a perfectly ordinary thing, but this guy literally said he'd never pay for a fucking sandwich because he doesn't want to waste £1

there's absolutely no way a guy who does weird shit like that has friends

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

if you think carrying a knife is 'fedora' you have to either be a NEET or just a total sheltered city boy
You realize most people live in one place, and work in another, right? Even if they don't live in Tribeca and work on Wall Street, this same pattern applies almost everywhere

So why in the fuck should anyone carry around a knife all the time just in case they need to cut bread? Normal people have a knife in a drawer, usually several. I guess that's considered "unsecured storage of a weapon" and punishable by ASBO over there, you have to keep it on your person at all times otherwise you could lose your knife permit?

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Booteefool
Booteefool

if you take that interpretation from his posts you are the person who lacks social and verbal intelligence, user.

King_Martha
King_Martha

So why in the fuck should anyone carry around a knife all the time just in case they need to cut bread?
they carry a knife in case they need to use a knife for something.

Normal people have a knife in a drawer, usually several
but that drawer is only in one place, whereas a busy person usually moves through several. why do i have to go through this autistic level of explanation? oh that's right, because you're trying way too hard, probably because you want to prove to yourself that you're more 'normal' than all the losers on Veeky Forums.

farquit
farquit

Found the normie

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cum2soon
cum2soon

but that drawer is only in one place, whereas a busy person usually moves through several.
So you're cutting bread while walking down the street? On board a train? Do you carry a cutting board too, or just perform katsuramuki?

If you're somewhere that cutting bread isn't a completely hobo-tier weird spectacle, there's a knife there to begin with. You fucking aspie.

because you want to prove to yourself that you're more 'normal' than all the losers on Veeky Forums.
I literally do not know a single adult who carries around a knife, it's something kids do to seem "tough", with their little cold steel folding knives they bought with their allowance money. Anyone is "normal" compared to you. Even homeless bums eating food they fished out of a garbage can have an excuse, while you're sitting there making up excuses in your head to justify your dumb knife "open carry" or whatever it is you think you're doing.

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Burnblaze
Burnblaze

you can double down on your signalling all you want, but 'carrying a knife because you use it to cut up things during the day' is exactly the kind of simple untroubled logic that normies live by and you'll never join their ranks if you rage against it.

I literally do not know a single adult who carries around a knife
you probably do not know a single adult, man.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Signalling
Ah, so I'm "libtard virtue signalling" now, yes?

I don't want to break your weird fantasy universe, sorry. Just go out on a limb with me and pretend I'm an alien who doesn't understand "normies". What kinds of "things" are you cutting up all day as you rush around in public, besides the bread? Are you batoning champagne bottles for random hobos who forgot they don't need a corkscrew for champagne? Doing "fruit ninja" in the middle of a train station? Harvesting grain at the gym? Slicing potatoes as you wait for the light to change?

And can you answer the question about cutting boards?

You're right, I have never met an adult. Please help me understand so I can become a normie like you.

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StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Carrying a knife is indeed a manly thing to do

However, if you have ever taken a photo of your knife, if you have an 'interest in knives', if you have more than one knife filling the same purpose or if you ever play with your knife, then it is a comfort akin to a child carrying a blanket or his favourite soft toy, you are not a man, and people will rightly view your knife carrying habit with contempt.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Only marxists engage in class warfare.

Spamalot
Spamalot

1. No, rich people do not think that, rich people do not think about "diversifying their portfolio" at all, that is what middle class people do once they have a stable income and have started thinking long term, and they picked up a few "investing tips" from their buddy at the office. Rich people have someone who takes care of that stuff for them.

2. Nobody eats $100 sandwiches, spend less time online.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Ah, so I'm "libtard virtue signalling" now, yes?
no, but it's interesting to know you only understand words in the context of their latest faddish implementation.

What kinds of "things" are you cutting up all day as you rush around in public, besides the bread?
most of the uses of a pocket knife come under cutting up food or opening packaging/cutting ties and shit like that.

the more you strain to come up with humorous putdowns and imagery the more obvious it is that you're outside a bubble you desperately want to be in.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

cutting up food
Again, please pretend I am a NEET who has never been outside, and I do not understand normies. Specifically, where are you in your busy day as you rush around making mirepoix with your cold steel tactical folding tanto? And can you please answer the question about the cutting board?

opening packaging
Is this like, right after you exit the store, you rip open the packaging right there on the spot instead of waiting until you get home? Or is it more like you're having Amazon drone deliveries follow you around and intercept you as you're rushing through the train station, and you desperately need to open the box before robo-signing with your smart phone? I have never had the need to open packaging outside my NEET cave or an office, so I guess I'm at a loss here for understanding.

Playboyize
Playboyize

user has to carry something in his purse

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Thread about sandwich
Argument is all about knives
Never stop being the most autistic board on Veeky Forums Veeky Forums. Have a convenient webm.

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PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Never stop being the most autistic board on Veeky Forums Veeky Forums.
pretty stiff competition for that spot

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

FCRUST THE FC RUST WHERE S THE CRUST MMMMMMMMMMMM FUCKER S

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

anyone who drives any car that isn't used is either

a. Uber rich, like Bill Gates rich, "couldn't spend it all if I wanted to" rich

b. dumb as fuck

Emberburn
Emberburn

i get that you think it's really epic and cool to troll fat katana wielding losers like you saw on all your favourite /b/ screencaps, but it's not epic and cool to try to copy it in an entirely inappropriate context, user. just think: if you're wrong, and lots of normal people do carry knives because it makes their daily lives easier, you've just wasted a lot of intellectual energy trying to look cool, haven't you?

Firespawn
Firespawn

So why is Bill smart for buying one and the average person is dumb for doing it?

SniperGod
SniperGod

I intentionally cut out the part where they cut the crusts because I didn't want "le crust cutters" meme man who shits up the webm threads to say anything.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

$85 isn't an incredible amount of money. So yes, I would pay $85 to eat this sandwich once. But I would NOT wait in line for an incredibly low chance of getting one, which is apparently what you gotta do because they only make 3 a day. Also, $100/lb is wayyy cheaper than I thought this would be

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Answer me this user, have you ever posted a picture of your knife online?

I will adjudicate this argument and decide whether it is you or the other user who is the fool.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

"le crust cutters" meme man who shits up the webm threads
all he does is post food webms which have something about cutting crusts in the filename, the rage against him is insanely autistic

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Look, just like we told you in the webm thread, no one thinks your meme is funny and you excuse for not changing the file names is dumb. Move on pal.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

no. i don't even carry one these days. i just would if i started noticing myself needing to use one fairly often.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

it's not the same without someone to hate

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

I'm wrong though, I admit it. I'm just trying to learn from a normie so you can teach me how to be like you.

Can you please answer the questions so I know when it's appropriate to pull out my tactical folding combat tanto? I don't want anyone to think I'm inexperienced at being normie.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

AH SO MASTA JIRO, WAGYU BEEF IS GREAT HONOR TO FAMIRY LIKE SASHIMI

NIHONGO COW FORDED ONE MIRRION TIME

Nojokur
Nojokur

even if you put an enormous amount of effort into this kind of humour, it will only ever be slightly amusing and it will only ever amuse the people who want to be cool as much as you do. it's not in your interests dude. being a tryhard never is.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

I may be starving and getting replaced by brown people by my own government but at least I'm white!

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

It would save me a lot of effort if you just answered a few simple questions instead of insulting me:
1. Do you carry a cutting board
2. What kinds of food do you cut while waiting for the light to change
3. Do you often open packaging in the parking lot of the Home Depot rather than waiting until you get home
4. How often do you have to sign for an Amazon package that needs to be instantly opened and you're not at any fixed address while this is happening

Thank you in advance for saving a lot of unnecessary bickering over your attempts to change the subject.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

5. is it a stattrak

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

alright, it is the other user that is the autist

cease your blathering fool. go and cut your wrists with a spoon

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Can you answer the questions on his behalf? He seems to be tongue tied at the moment.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

I literally do not know a single adult who carries around a knife

Try going to the countryside, or associating with people who do outdoors jobs like fishermen, carpenters, joiners etc

Spamalot
Spamalot

need to cut rope, open boxes, mark wood for cutting

Not everyone drives a desk user, talk to a builder, decorator, sailor, gardener...

happy_sad
happy_sad

But in those cases the knife would be part of comprehensive set of occupational tools, so you're not really "carrying a knife" any more than you're "carrying a screwdriver" or "carrying fishing weights". You're carrying a toolset which goes with your occupation or whatever, and that toolset happens to include a knife. It would be like saying "as a police officer, I wear a uniform that consists of a pair of pants". It's an inappropriate fixation on a specific part of the ensemble.

Outside of a few niche cases which you have yet to name, no normal adult has reason to carry a knife around.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

when i spent 3 months living off my bicycle i just picked up free newspapers and pamphlets and stuff to use as cutting boards. If you have a sheet of paper then you have a cutting board/plate

cum2soon
cum2soon

So in other words, again, you're a police officer who wears pants. Thank you for clearing up the fact that you're trying to rationalize inappropriate behavior by citing cases that neither apply to you nor can reasonably be described as "carrying a knife"

massdebater
massdebater

If you really cannot think of hypothetical scenarios where a knife might be useful then you have a complete lack of imagination.

likme
likme

I use a knife multiple times a day. I simply fail to see the point of carrying it around in my pocket like some kind of D&D character.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Some people do stuff outside their house/ office

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Like preparing mirepoix while waiting for the A train. Yes, I get it.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

You have no idea. $100 is tp to anyone 'rich'. I have a very modest portfolio and I didn't think twice buying a $150 silk kimono because 'why not'. These are people who never own but lease a new, ridiculous, vehicle every year for no other reason than novelty; a hundie for a sandwich is not something to think about.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

But in those cases the knife would be part of comprehensive set of occupational tools, so you're not really "carrying a knife" any more than you're "carrying a screwdriver" or "carrying fishing weights". You're carrying a toolset which goes with your occupation or whatever, and that toolset happens to include a knife.
you're still carrying a fucking knife you idiot, jesus christ. usually people have a bag of tools on their person or in their car but the knife often goes into the pocket because it is of wide and regular general use across all trades.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

that 100 could be invested to diversifiing my portfolio

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Dreamworx
Dreamworx

1. millionaire as a synonym for wealthy person is an anachronism from the great depression

2. most actual wealthy people did not work for it let alone “save up”

get some perspective and less tim ferriss

JunkTop
JunkTop

Rich people never spend money frivolously on food, entertainment, etc

Techpill
Techpill

No you don't understand user, those are the "fake" rich people. Or so he tells himself to feel better about being a miserable poorfag.

farquit
farquit

No, you’re carrying a tool box

And in any case carrying a toolbox to a work site is not the same as bringing a knife to the movies on your day off

Get a grip

Bidwell
Bidwell

Haha ck is full of those hicks from school who carry a pocket knife with them at all times

Firespawn
Firespawn

carrying a knife is not carrying a knife

Methshot
Methshot

If Jay Leno says “I have two cars” he isn’t lying. He may have fifty cars, which means he has two.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Your sorry cannot undo your crimes

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cum2soon
cum2soon

I don’t give two shits about him having a knife (as an American, I own several firearms). The fedora part is that this guy has blatantly admitted that he had never bought a sandwich and never will. Rather, he goes to the market and buys fresh ingredients to make his own anytime he’s hungry. Not, “oh, I’ll buy some groceries this weekend so I can make sandwiches for lunch for the the week,” but “it’s currently my lunch break on a Tuesday afternoon. Better go to the store, buy some ingredients, and just walk around the rest of the day with a loaf of bread, ham, and some cheese.” Perhaps I’m over thinking this or perhaps my reading comprehension is off, but I seriously picture a guy just walking around town with a backpack full of tomatoes, bread, and cutlery on the off chance he needs to make a sandwich on the spot. That’s pretty autistic.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I carry a proper knife everyday and use it all the time but I'm a mariner. The short answer is: better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

You mean, as part of your occupation. If you're likely to need to cut some rope or whatever, because you spend 40+ hours a week on the deck of a cargo ship, obviously you have a good reason to have one on your person. I'm talking about aspies who think they're going to be walking around the Walmart parking lot and suddenly will encounter some random box that desperately needs to have its tape cut out with CPX-S69VM sintered martensitic ultra-steel RIGHT NOW. Or like, they grab some food at the gas station that requires a special knife otherwise I guess it will fight back as you're trying to unwrap it. And of course it's never just a $10 buck, nah. Your life depends on it! Gotta be a Busse Tactical Anodized SERE Operator tanto with full tang and griptilian scales resistant to formic acid and the latest Soviet chemical weapons, otherwise you might be killed fighting a box of nachos.

It's just as delusional as the people who think they're going to get jumped on the way to Burger King and they need a Kel-Tec and 2 spare CLIP CLIP CLIP CLIP CLIPs full of hydra-shock otherwise their life is at stake.

People read too much marketing literature and it warps their view of reality.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

I wouldn't have this sandwich even if it was free

massdebater
massdebater

Not in a billion lifetimes.
Especially not when I can get a good italian hero for like a tenth of that and nut myself almost anywhere in the US.

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Playboyize
Playboyize

Yes and no. I always keep a blade on me for work, so yes I use it all the damn time on the ship. But I also carry it around, like my keys or phone, when I'm not on the ship. I am serious when I say I have used it many many times. You never know what you may need it for.

FastChef
FastChef

Also, I'd buy OP's sandwich with 6 friends, everybody gets a sandwich for not much out of pocket.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Even if you had the money?

It's about two days of work for me. I MIGHT be willing to pitch in to sample it if I had five others to go in on it with where we each get one of the pieces.

But, the price is insane.

likme
likme

Literally the same is happening to you, but you're not white.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Stop giving these shitty videos views you fucking normie
I watched it just for you.

Lunatick
Lunatick

^this

Supergrass
Supergrass

yes but only if I can pay for it at the self checkout

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

c'mere user

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

You can't just say sorry, you have to prove it you little shit. Now bend over.

Lunatick
Lunatick

That’s not remotely autistic, that’s winning at life

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

No one gives a shit about how many fucking references you drop in to your post you loser

Anyone who works in a job that involves packaging, ropes or cable ties, eats fruit as a snack, needs to trim things or a million other little tasks has use for a knife. If you are one of those people and you’re held back from buying one because of this self-image anxiety you’re projecting so hard, you’re the one with the problem

SniperGod
SniperGod

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VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Why this expensive ingredient is expensive
God I want to fucking shoot the cocksucker that popularized clickbait formatting

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

be me
bluepill betacuck
travel to japan specifically to try jiro's sushi
pay $$$hekels for plane ticket and hotel
arrive 2 minutes late
get scolded but they seat me
get served 20 pieces of shitty, raw fish on overly damp rice
get check
charged extra $100 late fee
charged extra $250 "foreigner fee"
charged extra $400 for "hiroshima & nagasaki reparations"
charged extra $600 for rape/murder in okinawa by USA nignogmilitary
complain, ask to speak to manager or owner
get charged an additional $100 to file a complaint
make a scene
get escorted out by japanese police
receive bill at my hotel, it says the amount was automatically charged to the card they have on file that i used to book the room

J U S T

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whereismyname
whereismyname

expensive ingredients are only expensive from the perspective of poorfags. i've splurged on some pretty high-end stuff and i have to say, it was worth it.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

the point




(You)

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

if I own a knife I must carry it at all times
How long have you been homeless?

Methshot
Methshot

self-image anxiety you’re projecting so hard
It's funny you should accuse people of projection when you're the one who seems to associate knives with self-image. Do you realize literally everyone owns a knife? It doesn't make you special.

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