Whats the catch?

Supergrass
Supergrass

Whats the catch?

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lostmypassword
lostmypassword

It uses 3 different types of artificial sweetner in order to lower the calorie and fat count in each pint. These sweetners are relatively new and usually the side-effects don't come out until years later.

You're basically eating something made in a lab to resemble ice cream rather than actual ice cream.

Methnerd
Methnerd

they're not that great

Evilember
Evilember

This aside, I appreciate that they make the calories big and upfront on the packaging, it's like when author's put their names up huger than the title, except it's actually useful in this case.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Epic b8

Supergrass
Supergrass

this and also 15 dollars a pint

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Huh?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

They don't taste very good

MPmaster
MPmaster

Red velvet and cinnamon bun are best flavors. Don't usually find time to add in my meal plan but they are great for filling the ice cream urge.
Stay away from pancake and waffle, it really tastes like fake as fuck and chemically

Methnerd
Methnerd

bASed huhposter

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

the flavor and texture is markedly inferior to real ice cream.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Post a source.

happy_sad
happy_sad

They all taste similiar but it isn't bad. Don't go dairy free and I find it thick, creamy, and smoother than most other ice creams. I'm not a fan of it being airy/cotton like.

Playboyize
Playboyize

you'll look like a faggot buying it

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Techpill
Techpill

Thats fine, because I am oned

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TreeEater
TreeEater

The catch is that it isn't healthier, it's just whipped more.

Pick one up, and then pick up a pint of haagen dazs. The halo top will be like half the weight.

You're just paying for more air, with these.

Skullbone
Skullbone

I like strawberry. It tastes just like frozen strawberry yogurt.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Haha, you're a funny guy!

whereismyname
whereismyname

I was surprised how bad it was. It's basically repackaged Hood-tier ice milk sold for Haagen-Daz prices

Soft_member
Soft_member

Its a low calorie junk food product. What did you expect?

Inmate
Inmate

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CouchChiller
CouchChiller

I assumed they would be using science and shit to at least make a reasonable simulacrum of premium ice cream. Maybe we need to bring back Olestra.

King_Martha
King_Martha

I just had the rainbow swirl. Tastes like fruity pebbles and is sickeningly sweet/rich

Methnerd
Methnerd

man, Breath of the wild is a great fucking game.

Emberfire
Emberfire

That's No Man's Sky

SniperWish
SniperWish

it's a sl0p of shit

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

breyers chocolate version is creamy, not poorly textured and over sweet like halo top. not bad, but not good, all of them.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Halo Top gives me diarrhea. Pic related (30 mins after consuming halo top).

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haveahappyday
haveahappyday

the catch is only fat women in yoga pants give a shit about calories

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

I think olestra is still used in a few things. If 'guilt-free' junk food with anal leakage is your thing, we now have those Alli pills.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Only good for chicks following a super caloric restricted diet. As men we shouldn't even worry about the calories that we eat. Unless we see our bodies start becoming too fat. Then we just eat less of what we are already eating until we are better.

Oh wait Veeky Forums is like 90% female

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

huh?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

tfw you're a perm-skinny and you avoid all low calorie stuff because you know its not gonna taste as good as the unhealthy shit.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Terrible slimy texture and not much flavor.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

see breyers 350 kcals cookie and cream ice cream, picked up two 500ml tubs since it was reduced by like 60%
ice cream is basically frozen cream and theres virtually just half a small cookie sprinkled into it.

Felt like a rip off even when I got it for like 2.50 instead of 6 quid a tub desu.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Its expensive, doesnt taste as good, and its not good for you anyways. Best just to abstain from desert if youre trying to lose weight.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Fuck off viral marketer

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

too poor to pay $4 for an ice cream

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

They keep fucking with the calories, eventually they're going to come out and confess they're like 800 calories a pint.

Just in that picture:

rainbow swirl is now 280
lemon cake is now 280
pistachio is now 280
vanilla bean is now 280

Not in the picture:

chocolate has gone up once from 280 and then again to 320
sea salt caramel went up to 320
mint chip went from 240 to 320

TreeEater
TreeEater

salted caramel is fucking disgusting! caramel didnt need salt.
unless your a weirdo why you you want a icecream that tastes like green tea?
FUCKING HIPSTERS ruining ice cream for everybody.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

We got several cartons when we started our Keto diet. The first time we were stoked. The second we were stoked. After that it went downhill. I can't really say why.

If you stick with it, you will start insufferably posting on reddit.com/r/1200isplenty/ aboutt all the ingredients you can replace with Halotop. On the upside you will be rubbing elbows with the pro-Ana crowd, and 78 pound self injuring chicks are hawt.

On the downside you will be rightfully mocked by reddit.com/r/1200isjerky/ . The meme format is:

"I just came up with a new, 205 calorie recipe for swiss fondue! You just replace each of the cheeses with a different flavor of Halotop, the Kirsch with melted cherry Halotop, and the bread with hard-frozen Halotop. Here's a picture! A+++"

Supergrass
Supergrass

the fucking price dumbass

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

It has the texture of wet sand

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Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

It doesn't taste good

takes2long
takes2long

Diabetes from excessive sugar intake.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Oh noooo, reddit will be upset. I really care about what those people think.

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SniperWish
SniperWish

This is the only ice cream I care to eat these days. Those thick strips of peanut butter are just right.

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Inmate
Inmate

Its the most vile tasting simulacrum of ice cream possible, it tastes markedly worse than the lowest quality generic bargain ice cream, and if you dont leave it out to thaw before eating it has the texture of sand from all the ice crystals.

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