The patrician method to cooking steak with the perfect sear

The patrician method to cooking steak with the perfect sear.

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Reminder all rarefags are manchildren who think eating undercooked food is cool.

>throw steak in pan with water on medium
>fry for 10 minutes
>flip and fry for 10 minutes
>wa la

>with water
but that would stick it

t. contrarian tastelet

>Rare steak
>Undercooked

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>Molten Salt
Serve it on a plate made of Thorium.

>a steak grading system exists to determine the quality of steak
>overcook them all so they're the same
You're the reason places like Starbucks exist.
>if we burn all the beans it's uniform

i thought that guy went to jail for making a bomb

Not in a nonstick pan.

Undercooked is just as retarded as overcooked, my young friend. No one is impressed by you gnawing on raw meat.

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I'm not sure why you think liking certain types of food has anything to do with impressing people. Are you still in high school?

I know how to cook meat better than 99.9% of this board. Fuck your meme method.

hes not wrong, rarefags act as if only real men can eat rubbery steaks.

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Hey, we should start a class action suit to sue your middle school English department for failing to teach you even rudimentary reading comprehension.

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MY LARD REACTION!

>gnawing
>rubbery
i kind of feel sorry for dumb poorfags who have never eaten actual good meat in their lives

>molten salt
>no molten pepper

>molten pepper

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>>if we burn all the beans it's uniform

clearly you've never had the blonde roast

starbucks doesn't burn the beans you retard

it sucks like everything else at starbucks

as an ugly roastie, why do you take such pleasure in finding photos of less ugly roasties laughing, and then using them against men as if you yourself are an attractive roastie and you're the one laughing? Do you think any male is actually fooled by this behaviour?

What is with Youtube and these types of channels? When did "random asshole destroys parents' backyard with molten bullshit" become a thing?

since forever. people just didn't have as many cameras before

There is so much of Youtube I'm either not aware of or don't understand.

Hes an adult with kids

Unironically this, great post

Medium rare is the perfect way to cook a steak.

Medium-medium well is the perfect way to cook a burger.

t. Well donefag in my youth

Steak is shit

Maybe, but I've reread the entire chain five times now and can only conclude that you are the one with poor reading comprehension.

I prefer my sreaks cooked in NaK

>pan is likely rated up to 450 or 475
>pour 1500 degree salt on it
hope he likes trace amounts of steel in his food

No they just hide the inferior beans by roasting them a bit darker than average dark roasts. (A light roast reveals the quality of the beans).

>steel
Nope chromium and nickel....that nigger is asking for renal failure or pancreatic cancer.

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>not cooking with thermite
it's like you faggots don't even sear

how is that not poisonous

cos its salt

muh traces

No, he was charged.
Considering the charge was felony possession of an explosive device, he probably copped a plea bargain in exchange for not going to jail and/or being a felon for the rest of his fucking life.

salt is still toxic in high doses

>smells so good
Yeah, that's chlorine gas, retard. Take a big whiff. Smart move not wearing a respirator. What a fucking idiot.