Not like I could make this abortion of a board worse, but I'll try
Shitty cookalong thread
Parker Johnson
Colton Adams
wheres the cat
Benjamin White
what's the green thing on the left? tomatillo?
Connor Scott
I'm not that guy, but from 2012 - 2017 I had 16 cats living in my house.....
anyhow, sautee veggies for like 8 min in butter
Leo Sanchez
Assuming you're actually cooking something and not just 'comically' wasting food like that fag who's posted the same thread 50 times in a row, you're already in the top 1% of posts on post-2015 Veeky Forums
Hunter Richardson
Yeah, it's a tomatillo, the cheese is Boars head Horseradish cheddar which is actually pretty good
The Kraft Thousand Island tastes like shit to be honest and I knew I should have made it from scratch but didn't feel like going back to store
I added too much butter so the sautee turned into a weird oil boil...still worked out though
anyhow, add sausage and cook all the shit together until it sort of browns/throughly cooked
Liam Allen
Slice that hoagie up like a long vagoo and get your toppings ready
I shitposted my kitechen lately but I don't think anybody would remember it
Parker Parker
Add veggie sausage mixture to vagoo hoagie and put sliced cheese on top, it's about to go in the broiler
Julian Myers
Broil on low to melt cheese
Brandon Ortiz
Add cilantro, tomato and Thousand Island and broil for 3 min on high
Owen Williams
Plating #1
Colton Powell
Plating #2
Jose Scott
You overcrowded the pan everything became limp and soggy and nothing got seared because you basically steamed your food.
Brayden Foster
I know, but it came out decent some how. I'm highly intoxicated in my defense
Austin Turner
It literally took 40-50 paper towels to soak up the extra butter I accidentally used, probably should have dehydrated the mushrooms as well
Elijah Perry
idk how i feel about this sandwich it seems disgusting
Carson Hernandez
>meat after veggies
you fucked up, fry that veg in the fat bro
Cooper Reyes
8 minutes? lol, a proper cook of those veges would take 30
Oliver Lopez
I know, this is a shitty cookalong thread, not a quality one
Kayden Diaz
Still, a cookalong is a cookalong. Thanks, OP.
Brody Parker
probably not too bad. would eat.
Austin Morris
Huh?
Nolan Cox
That's a big tomato slice
Adam Young
>not cooking the meat first
>crowding the pan
>Broil on low
>Broil
>low
Leo Allen
Better than 99% of the content we usually get on this board (although I will agree you crowded the fuck outta that pan).
Julian Sullivan
7/10 would happily eat
Thomas Gutierrez
For you
Dylan Price
Thank you for posting this, OP. It was enjoyable. here's a cat.
Carson Russell
looks good, would eat, thanks for your effort OP
haven't seen any decent real Veeky Forums posts for many many weeks.
Thomas Young
Looks very good, user. I'd eat it.