Shitty cookalong thread

DeathDog
DeathDog

Not like I could make this abortion of a board worse, but I'll try

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BinaryMan
BinaryMan

wheres the cat

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

what's the green thing on the left? tomatillo?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

I'm not that guy, but from 2012 - 2017 I had 16 cats living in my house.....

anyhow, sautee veggies for like 8 min in butter

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Illusionz
Illusionz

Assuming you're actually cooking something and not just 'comically' wasting food like that fag who's posted the same thread 50 times in a row, you're already in the top 1% of posts on post-2015 Veeky Forums

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Yeah, it's a tomatillo, the cheese is Boars head Horseradish cheddar which is actually pretty good

The Kraft Thousand Island tastes like shit to be honest and I knew I should have made it from scratch but didn't feel like going back to store

I added too much butter so the sautee turned into a weird oil boil...still worked out though

anyhow, add sausage and cook all the shit together until it sort of browns/throughly cooked

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Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Slice that hoagie up like a long vagoo and get your toppings ready

I shitposted my kitechen lately but I don't think anybody would remember it

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SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Add veggie sausage mixture to vagoo hoagie and put sliced cheese on top, it's about to go in the broiler

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Bidwell
Bidwell

Broil on low to melt cheese

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lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Add cilantro, tomato and Thousand Island and broil for 3 min on high

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TreeEater
TreeEater

Plating #1

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Evilember
Evilember

Plating #2

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SniperGod
SniperGod

You overcrowded the pan everything became limp and soggy and nothing got seared because you basically steamed your food.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I know, but it came out decent some how. I'm highly intoxicated in my defense

DeathDog
DeathDog

It literally took 40-50 paper towels to soak up the extra butter I accidentally used, probably should have dehydrated the mushrooms as well

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

idk how i feel about this sandwich it seems disgusting

Illusionz
Illusionz

meat after veggies
you fucked up, fry that veg in the fat bro

Supergrass
Supergrass

8 minutes? lol, a proper cook of those veges would take 30

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

I know, this is a shitty cookalong thread, not a quality one

Firespawn
Firespawn

Still, a cookalong is a cookalong. Thanks, OP.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

probably not too bad. would eat.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Huh?

King_Martha
King_Martha

That's a big tomato slice

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

not cooking the meat first
crowding the pan
Broil on low
Broil
low

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Better than 99% of the content we usually get on this board (although I will agree you crowded the fuck outta that pan).

RavySnake
RavySnake

7/10 would happily eat

TechHater
TechHater

For you

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Thank you for posting this, OP. It was enjoyable. here's a cat.

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Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

looks good, would eat, thanks for your effort OP
haven't seen any decent real Veeky Forums posts for many many weeks.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Looks very good, user. I'd eat it.

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