Al/ck/ thread

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

crippling loneliness edition

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lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Stop harming yourself friends

SniperGod
SniperGod

You arent the police of me!!

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

There are people who care about you if you'd just let them in.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

You're not my friend I don't have friends.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

that guy with the sideways pics
#2 out of 3 for tonight. Gotta moderate since I (now) have 26$ to last till Monday night.

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Soft_member
Soft_member

I walked to my mailbox (I live in a condo and the mailboxes are near the clubhouse) while drunk last night.

I guess somehow got the attention of a cop and he asked if I was OK.

I said I'm good and he said "dude you must be hammered, I can smell liquor on you from here". I said no I'm good, I'm just going to get my mail real quick.

He offered to drive me to my mailbox then drive me home because he thought I was too drunk to be walking. The dude even walked me inside to my couch and then saw a lot of my empty handles and a piss jug. He said "you sure your ok man? you know there's help...". I swore I was OK because at this point I thought he was going to arrest me because he's concerned I may die or kill myself even though I was really not that drunk.

He made me call my oldest brother at 1 fucking am on a Monday morning to see if he could come over and watch me.

Maximum humiliation. Been drinking the feels away since he left

girlDog
girlDog

fuck anxiety

askme
askme

smoking indoors

pig disgusting

massdebater
massdebater

Pigs are such assholes. Fuck the man.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

they cant stop this viscious cycle, only i can, and thats what it is. a cycle. i wish i could stay on the right path, maybe i will one day. But so far i abstain, i crave, i give in and i fall into the same trap. I wish i could smoke weed but my job wont allow it.

Emberburn
Emberburn

Not true. Everybody I knew turned their backs on me after I was charged with possession of child porn.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

not my place
I don't smoke in mine
judgemental free thread
fuck off
Dude don't even stress about being humiliated. It just shows that there are random people that care. He could have been a sick and got you for drunk in public. But sounds like he had genuine concern. (especially with a piss bottle)

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Yeah fuck that guy for caring about his well being. What’s your problem?

StonedTime
StonedTime

Wanting to quit is a major part of winning so you are somewhat there. Now having the will to keep on the path is the rest of the battle.
Having support around you helps maintain morale and keep you off. Keep trying and NEVER give up on yourself.

eGremlin
eGremlin

cops are bros, man, they actually do care and are cool guys if you're just decent back
i've gotten rides home from being passed out in public from cops, rides home after arrest for DUI,
LOL cops came to do a welfare check on me one time at home and the place looked the same as yours, there were several hundred (literally, i counted later) empty beer cans just laying around on floors and countertops

JunkTop
JunkTop

Started taking some mild, legal uppers and I've completely lost the urge to drink, it's pretty great.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

I appreciate that the guy cared, But It humiliated the fuck out of me to call my brother (who works 70hrs a week) to come watch me until the cop left.

My brother wasn't happy

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

LOL cops came to do a welfare check on me one time at home and the place looked the same as yours, there were several hundred (literally, i counted later) empty beer cans just laying around on floors and countertops

What'd they do/say?

Nojokur
Nojokur

That part I understand completely. Just don't let it overflow and fuel your drinking. We'll find any reason to drink. But family should definitely be the last because that reason will last forever.

Illusionz
Illusionz

like what? hexen?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

couldnt you have just said "no"
like what the fuck is he going to do, being drunk in your home isnt a crime, you werent being disorderly or rude or anything. id have more loyalty to your brother than to the cop

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

they said, "you drank all of this over how many days?" with an astonished look
i managed to convince them i was fine and just needed to sleep it off. i've been in the hospital for being less drunk though. it was pretty bad but they went away without too much hassle.

Booteefool
Booteefool

I'm not sure....

I know for certain if a cop feels you are a danger to yourself or society he can arrest you and hold you until sober or involuntarily hospitalize you. That's why I didn't say no and I was polite to the guy (plus he was polite to me).

MPmaster
MPmaster

i think if they feel like your life is in danger they have the authority to step in and call an ambulance, even if they have to handcuff you

askme
askme

They do.

likme
likme

EC stacks. I know that coke/adderall/etc makes me not drink, but I didn't want to spend the money/risk of dependence. So this seemed like a good option.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

drink a beer in your home
patrolling cops see you and reason that you're hurting yourself
kick down your door and handcuff you
call an ambulance to come get you
concerned neighbors watch as cops drag you into an ambulance
you're left with the $1000+ ambulance bill plus whatever the fuck the hospital charges you
plus tip

OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Emberburn
Emberburn

you're not very good at writing that type of greentext.

Emberfire
Emberfire

ride bike drunk in britbongland
get DUI

forget to renew TV license
get arrested

get arrested for using a knife to put butter on toast
get acid sprayed in your face by a mudslime
I'll take the ambulance bill.

FastChef
FastChef

And they don’t need a warrant to enter your property

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

thanks

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King_Martha
King_Martha

Yes they do.

Unless they suspect someone is being harmed either by yourself or someone else, They cannot enter your property without a warrant.

They can knock all fucking day if they want, But you don't have to open the door if you are not hurting yourself or others.

They can only enter property without a warrant if they are invited in or they suspect someone is being harmed inside

happy_sad
happy_sad

suspect you are hurting yourself inside
no warrant

cum2soon
cum2soon

what is probable cause
what is reasonable suspicion

They just can't say "hey I think this dude is killing someone lets kick in the door". They have to actually see you beating someone ass though the window or hear people screaming to go in

Read a book

massdebater
massdebater

crippling loneliness edition
Get yourself out there on whatever social scene you can cobble together and meet/date as many girls as you can. Sooner or later you'll find one who will drink with you and turn a blind eye to your addiction as long as you're nice to her.If you find her attractive run with her. And NEVER treat her like shit. It can be done. Been doing it for the last 20 years.

Inmate
Inmate

Seems pretty unethical to drag someone else down with an addiction.

idontknow
idontknow

tfw no alck gf

How did you find her?

Were you just open about your drinking?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

And NEVER treat her like shit

this part is optional if your goal is to get laid with hot, young women
in fact that whole post is really generic women's health-tier advice

Nojokur
Nojokur

Fucking that much of a loser to screenshot your own post.

Just drink yourself to death. And if you wake up, play in traffic.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

the fuck is up your ass? i wish i came up with the normalfag patrol post

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

I manage my addiction. I have no intention of it totally dragging me down.
You find a girl who is into what you're into. Being into interesting shit helps narrow things down. So if you're not into interesting shit fuck you. Beyond that it's just a matter of being the most interesting guy in the room who isn't a total asshole.

Methshot
Methshot

i don't think people understand what treating women like shit really is

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

You.
You can't green text right.
it's brief
it's short
Not run on sentences. After all the years I'd have thought you'd get the hang of it.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

the difference is between treating her like shit compared to how you "should treat a lady" and treating her like shit compared to how you should treat a human. women don't know what they want.
hint: it's not to be treated as an untouchable princess.

DeathDog
DeathDog

It's a funny post that really makes you think. Exquisite satire.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

hint: it's not to be treated as an untouchable princess
no shit dummy, they also don't like being ignored

Illusionz
Illusionz

The only person laughing is me. And not for that reason.

Firespawn
Firespawn

they also don't like being ignored

yes they do. nothing will get a woman to be all over you harder than you talking to another girl while out in a bar/clubbing type situation. not cheating on her, but just talking/noticing. women love getting dressed up to appear hotter than anyone else, they're competitive. once they know they may not be the hottest piece of ass out there they get their nails done, do squats, buy new clothes...all the things women love to do.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Remember that you're a hollowed out shell with no sense of joy. Your opinion on the subject of humor is irrelevant.

Snarelure
Snarelure

general

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

all i know is my roommate thinks i hate her because i'm not super social when i'm at home

idontknow
idontknow

being sent abroad tomorrow
been on for 4 months

At this point i'm going to fuck it all up
I mean I could kill myself but i'd be still fucking it all up
Either way i'm fucking it all up

I never wanted to do the rope but I have no gun so I guess i'm doing the rope, couldn't fix myself in time, it's over now, bye fags, enjoy your shitty indonesian art forum, go fuck yourself, all of you.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

quit being so vague. if you're going to write a diary post just do it.

Emberfire
Emberfire

no please dont

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

well you're not dating your roommate now are you?

also why the fuck would you room with some needy cunt?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

fuck no
and she's sharing a room with her BF, idk what her problem is

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

You must be white.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

oh i get it now. so she has a bf and is upset you don't pay her enough attention?

what do you think that means?

Spamalot
Spamalot

She's an emotional vampire unused to autists.

Methnerd
Methnerd

i don't think she's the crazy manipulative i-need-all-male-attention type, she might have anxiety or some shit
i also have been told by a lot of people i'm pretty attractive, so maybe she just doesn't know how to deal with someone not being into her

cum2soon
cum2soon

bet if you gave her a compliment that wasn't blatantly hitting on her she'd be all over you. something like "oh you like xyz band? or i like your t shirt" any woman that is desperate for attention from men other than their boyfriends are pretty easy targets.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Jesus Christ, are you me.

He's right about those women being easy to fuck btw

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

yeah, but i'm not trying to be the one to fuck up other people's relationships, thats some other niggas job

DeathDog
DeathDog

yeah, we're the only two people that know how to get insecure chicks to fuck us, it's a heavy cross to carry

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

hey, you didn't reveal that she had a bf/was your housemate until i was already going into it

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

I'm smiling reading this. Ever had girl leave a shit stain on your gut from the fox tail butt plug erupting and then splattering on your belly button?

Illusionz
Illusionz

yeah, i should've specified

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Ever had girl leave a shit stain on your gut from the fox tail butt plug erupting and then splattering on your belly button?

i hate it when that happens

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

no, i'm not a degenerate furry.

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Soft_member
Soft_member

All right, have you ever eaten a strawberry or pickle out of a girls pussy? Or injected your own cum into a girls ass from your mouth?

takes2long
takes2long

that bag of dog food
You don't think that...

w8t4u
w8t4u

no, been branded and waterboarded tho

Inmate
Inmate

Anybody sober here? I want to get help and want to know if anybody who made it through reads these threads. I've had one beer in the last 48 hours and can't sleep for shit. I just want to pass out.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

paced breathing m8

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Being branded must suck, but waterboarded.... I think that's a next step level of degeneracy. Had wax poured on me, and when it rolled past my armpit, that was enough for me. Whats waterboarding like?

WebTool
WebTool

i read a post in the thread that made me cry and i didn't alcohol tonight like i usually do

DeathDog
DeathDog

A lot of people in these threads are way far gone...

Keep it up if you can, user.

FastChef
FastChef

friendly reminder that if you find a full brown bottle of whiskey that you don't remember putting there and the seal is broken, it's probably filled with urine.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Dear God...

viagrandad
viagrandad

waterboarding isn't that bad. even if you watch the insex/kink videos the girls are fine. obviously when actually done as torture it's different, but isn't that the same with everything? choking is fun in the bedroom and horrible irl...same diff

Inmate
Inmate

i think every decent person that posted here is dead what the fuck is this thread

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Scroll to the top of the page and the title of the thread will be come apparent. Got anymore brain-busters?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

/alc/ threads are unironically dead during the week and after 9pm west and east coast america.

it's like no one is actually an alcoholic

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Emberfire
Emberfire

I don't think I'll ever understand this type of fetish, whereby you're flirting with the idea of rape or pain or violence, yet disgusted by the real thing. And I wouldn't say in that vanilla, but my fetishes are more straight forward.

Evilember
Evilember

Yeah, you're probably right. I just remeber Kaj Larsen from when Vice was decent getting water boarded and he folded in seconds. Didn't seem fun in that aspect.

Fuck you, faggot. This is a thread about our own degeneracy. Embrace it, and post your own.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Thanks user, I'm trying. I really am
Im 21 and been on a 7 month binge, drunk everyday. I don't get crazy withdrawals when I abstain for a couple days but boredom gets to me and I'm back at the same place. These stories kinda scare me sometimes, because I can see myself being in their shoes if I don't quit, it makes it a ton harder when the 24 hour gas station a block away gives me my beer whenever i want cause they see me so much regardless of the curfew hours for it. I guess I need to work on my will, cause it's pretty damn weak with that booze dealer a walk away

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

who says i'm disgusted by the real thing?

Supergrass
Supergrass

Oh fuck I never noticed that before

Booteefool
Booteefool

Not the same guy, but same thing, honestly. If you enjoy that sort of sexual orientation and openness, there are places for you.

Playboyize
Playboyize

i dont see why people took it that far when there's spanking

Methshot
Methshot

someone has been hiding whiskey bottles full of piss in my apartment for years

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Methnerd
Methnerd

thanks for telling me that bars and okcupid exist

Evilember
Evilember

IME Okcupid sucks for hooking up. Napolean said some about quantity being a quality all on its own. Tinder is better, you just gotta deal with sperm bank adds on facebook after you've jerked off for the 4th time in a day.
And the data collection. But that's happening right here and now.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

really dude? fuck off. the policeman saw him into his sleep and made sure he was OK, then left without issue. that's a bro-ass cop in my book.

FastChef
FastChef

you're welcome, faggot.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

you dont have to have a faceberg in order to have a tinder anymore
you do have to deal with incredibly flaky bitches though

MPmaster
MPmaster

I don't need a facebook for a tinder account now?

Dude...

cum2soon
cum2soon

It's crazy. I have legitimately been talking on and off with this woman on Tinder for over a year. I think she may have finally given up on me over some silly shit I accidentally sent. It was so embarrassing and unintentional, but it probably seemed intentional to her. Even worse.

It's probably for the best. My ex and I aren't going to get married, but she helps me and I appreciate her a lot.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

legitimately been talking on and off with this woman

But you still haven't hit it?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

of course not. what woman goes on a hook up app and chats for more than a day?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Fuck her dude. You easily can.

Soft_member
Soft_member

no, i haven't. i should have, but it seems the opportunity has passed. a bit bummed, she seemed really cool, but it's ok. plenty of fish in the sea, right?

hairygrape
hairygrape

talking to a tinder slut for over a year and she still hasnt given up the pussy

m8 youre like her plan Y if her plan A, BC men etc dont work out. not that that's a bad thing, but you probably shouldnt give the slightest fuck about her opinions on your texts or anything
i seriously hope you at least got a handjob or something out of this

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Nah, he just needs to ask her if she''s kinky.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Lads, I found out recently that a love whiskey. I drank 2/3 of a bottle of Jack tonight and didn't black out or nothin. It's bad
Why in god's name would you talk to a broad for that long with literally no payoff

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Kek how did that happen? Have to do time?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I thought having an old friend over, he would recognize and expose my drinking problem. He started taking shots by 3pm. We put him to bed three hours ago spouting gibberish. I guess he won't be a problem

King_Martha
King_Martha

i should clarify. i matched with+talked to her about a year ago, then rematched with her and started talking to her last month. it's not going anywhere, but it's not like i spent an entire year talking to this girl. she's very low on my list of priorities anyways. pretty and seems to be funny, though

cum2soon
cum2soon

if you want to enjoy whisky, you have no place drinking jack. there are better, cheaper bourbons (like evan williams) and a fucking slew of better whiskies priced slightly higher.

Bidwell
Bidwell

the best timeline

hairygrape
hairygrape

Fuck, I wish i could fuck a girl right now. Who virgin here?

Techpill
Techpill

is this the 28 year old virgin checking in again??

Methshot
Methshot

No, 26 year old virgin here.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

24 y/o borderline autist, alckie, pale, skeleton manlet here. only 6 more years before the real magic happens

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

thank god, that guy is fucking insufferable. carry on

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I wish an gril would put her giney on muh benis ;_; having a gril squelch fish-smelling mucus from a disease-strewn, blood-queefing orifice is so much more fun than it should be.

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BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

I'm a very heavy drinker, but if I start before 8pm, it's nap city.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

That feel when u have no more booze and you know you will wake up a brutal hangover. Im scared and don't want to feel the fear anymonre

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Valium and weed would have me sorted in minutes if I was in this situation.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

if youre coherent enough to type out that post then youre able to go chug a bunch of water and prevent that from happening

happy_sad
happy_sad

this

cum2soon
cum2soon

That feel when you run out of booze and you know that your going to have a hangover. The fear is driving me to madness

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Shit i didnt mean to repost the samething. Im drunk, eh

Nojokur
Nojokur

so you're so drunk you typed the same thing twice perfectly?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

I wish I could provoke someone to kill me, yet I keep making "friends". And I carry guns at all times. I need to start hanging out in englewood bars and throwing the nigger word around.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

dude if you really wanna die then go and shoot up a church or mosque or whatever you disagree with

eGremlin
eGremlin

you've got guns, just kill yourself. wish I had a gun.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

I have my mom to think about if nothing else. I watched my grandma bury her son and it was painful, and I think if my mom had to bury me it might kill her. She calls me every couple of weeks to check in, and if I dont answer she worries something has happened. I'd rather wait either until she dies or make it so there's no way she can put it on herself.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

in what kind of world are you living where hangovers are prevented by water? i think you might be in the wrong thread

Skullbone
Skullbone

So? If you're dead your mom doesn't exist anymore. It do not matter.

eGremlin
eGremlin

The guilt of what I'm leaving behind is enough. I also have high hopes of getting it together within the decade I estimate my mom has left.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

shit man sorry - that hit me in the same place as you feels. i'm just waiting until they al die so i can end it, but that fucks my only brother over and leaves him alone> sure he has a wife and child but i get it. bring on WW3 xx

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Thankfully I don't like the taste of alcohol. I had a beer for the first time in over a year the other day and only had a few sips before I emptied it down the drain. I don't know how you guys drink that stuff. Not only does it taste bad, but it physically feels like you're poisoning yourself, which you are.

Booteefool
Booteefool

then fuckoff.com

DeathDog
DeathDog

dude i get that. i'm calling this the money decade so i can retire by 40 but it"s goona take miracle at thi stage. rock on though man x

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

tfw you had 6 months sobriety
tfw you extremely unexceptionally were let go from your job due to out-sourcing
one bottle of vodka won't hurt
series of mistakes

So now I'm jobless, ashamed, broke and I agreed to meet with my sponsor and I got nothing but regret in my heart. At least I got laid the other day.

Wish me luck boys, cuz I thought I hit rock bottom, but I'm pretty sure it's only gonna get worse.

iluvmen
iluvmen

where you live bro? remember there's always a bottom of the bottom, which is problematic as you think this is the bottom but there's another bottom and then you really start thinking and then you realise we're all fucked so fuck it and then the road to fuck begins. welcome son.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

where you live bro?
Texas

The rest of your post
I think you're right. It's only gonna get worse. Personally I'm hoping a plane will crash into my house while I'm in it, because I don't really wanna kill myself, because family and people that love me etc

It sucks to be loved.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Welcome home, son.

youtube.com/watch?v=P8a4iiOnzsc

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Water, with some pickle juice or salt kept me alive for a long time. If you've got picklejuice, drink that until you're sick of it. Then drink water until you're sick of it.

whereismyname
whereismyname

tfw got laid off monday
crack open a cold one at 0700 instead of working

how much longer

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Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

i don't mean to cliche the shit outta this but: HUNTER S. THOMPSON shot himself in the head when he had enough of all this shit - so man have you had enough of findng out what happnes next? cos that's when i'm killing myself - when i don't care what happens tomorrow - not to me, but to us - but good luck man. i hope you do what you feel is right, thjat's all we have. live forever

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I've been unemployed for 9 months, drunk, and living comfortably. How much you got in savings?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

youtube.com/watch?v=P8a4iiOnzsc

i see your point and raise you this:

youtube.com/watch?v=CZK7uLEx6is

King_Martha
King_Martha

fuckin brilliant.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Honestly, whatever fuckin tastes amazing is what your body needs.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

how much money do you have and where do you live?

cum2soon
cum2soon

Too weak to kill myself, too weak to stop drinking.

At least I've been lifting weights, because when you're not eating you start looking decent.

Inmate
Inmate

BTW texas - hi from Australia - and isn't that awesome - how you can type and so can i but on the other side of the world - yet here we are. fuck man to be alive today is beyond brilliant in historical terms. so you wanna die? - take some pissbags out while you do it. seriously man - kill some shitbags -what have you got to lose - you wanna die right?

Playboyize
Playboyize

You gotta 903 area code, bro?

Skullbone
Skullbone

in the short term sure, but i;v ejust come off a 10 year bender of everythng and 8 weeks later i can sleep fine etcc and get wasted erry day. so it can be done. you just goota have the balls to break through daily abuse - so yeah i'm drunk now - but i wasnt yesterday - and there's a goal in iteslf

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

i get it now. yes, and thank you. and yes i did

Evilember
Evilember

a lot. i'm thinking about hiking the appalachain trail or something to clear my head. i do have the time and money for it.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

sweet idea man but are you coming back from the mountain trip is what i', sure he was reaaly asking?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Fucking do it man. I wish I had traveled more instead of getting drunk everyday and pissing away my money.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

i'm thinking about hiking the appalachain trail or something to clear my head

yeah you aren't going to do that

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I've finally come to terms I'm going to die an alcoholic, Probably by my own hand too.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

yeah mang - i'd rather die at the sweet hand of narcotics - but fuck yeah why not? - well you could pop down to any asian country and fuclk thier finest whores for the price of: the $square root of fuck all. but really man, don't do it -we're he're, with you, in spirit and shit.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

lasted 6 days then, drank 10 beers last night... every 5-6 days this happens. i need help breaking the cycle anons....

iluvmen
iluvmen

You're only drinking 10? You're fine man.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

512

Evilember
Evilember

Fuck nigga, you living in Austin or Round Rock? Go fuck some pussy from 6th street.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Chill out roody poo; wanting to die can be metaphorical in many applications.

Not trying to be a tough guy on the internet, but sex isn't particularly hard to get. Plus 6th is pretty low tier and potentially underage pussy (I also fuck men and please don't suggest 4th)

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Then lie to the people you meet on dating sites about if your employed.

If you want to keep having easy sex. That's my experience at least.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

even doing half of the AT would be more worthwhile than sitting at home doing none of it.

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Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Miscommunication.

I'm nowhere near a "chad", but I can swagger into a bar and generally walk out with a man or woman much better looking than me and fuck them or when it comes to boys have an amusing threesome.

Apparently I have very beautiful blue eyes. Again not bragging or being a tough guy on the internet, but sex is not hard to find.

I prefer masturbation; the towel doesn't expect me to cuddle afterwards.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

It's cheating if you're picking up men user.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

yeah man you're right - cos i don't tell myself to die every six seconds wheni'm sober but it's all subjective thanks your your input - but to mr roody poo, btw nice reference - how and what are you doing man?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

i love you user x

happy_sad
happy_sad

There is a lot of blood in my shit. I binge drink vodka like 3-4 nights in a row and around night 4 I get blood in my shit the next day. It's usually just the first shit of the morning, not the rest of the day. The obvious answer is to stop doing the thing I know is causing it. On a day where I have vodka to drink at the end of the day, I'm pretty okay knowing I'll get to it. On days without it, I'm so depressed. I don't feel like I enjoy anything but alcohol anymore. I just don't have any reason to do anything but drink.

I don't know.

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Bidwell
Bidwell

Is it in your shit, or from your asshole?

idontknow
idontknow

My asshole I'm pretty sure. I have a hemorrhoid that bursts from time to time on the inside when I wipe too aggressively or something. It's very pink, not dark at all.

hairygrape
hairygrape

You're good man. When you start seeing coagulated blood in your shit though... real talk. Time to sober up.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

rock on brother - or die - your call. but if you decide to hang on untl the end presents itself - the you're with us al - cos we're all at the end together - but you're drunk - and so shall we be - but you had the right idea first - so man what i'm tryna say is - if you havn't got it by now - you nevre will ... xxxx

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

blood - ass - ah i call bullshit

WebTool
WebTool

4th day sober, wish me luck.

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BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Thanks for the assurance.

whereismyname
whereismyname

truth

Illusionz
Illusionz

Sweet, well just like your alcohol use, there's no way this will get out of hand.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

kek

Booteefool
Booteefool

I've been sober for 2 years. Did't start reading these threads until a few months ago

girlDog
girlDog

On the HST topic, read the book his son wrote, Stories I tell myself. It depicts Hunter's alcoholism pretty graphically. Hunter's image was he was kind of a hippy acid head sort of guy, but in reality he was just a hopeless drunk.

The description of his last ten years of life wasn't pretty. Constantly shitting himself, drinking in bed in the hospital, having to have alcohol iv'd into him during surgeries or he'd die, not to mention that after '75 or so his writing basically went completely to shit because he couldn't get his drinking under control.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze


i'm the OP - AND YEAH I GET ALL OF THAT - BUT POINT WAS ABOUT KILLING YOURSELF BEFORE YOU RRESIGNED TO DEATH

Evilember
Evilember

Tfw waiting for the liquor store to open

Firespawn
Firespawn

sorry bro but i:m fuckin maggot drunk but the mere fact that you know what i mean makes me die alright.

WebTool
WebTool

Mfw open 24 hours

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RumChicken
RumChicken

K. Well I'll just pretend that was coherent. Very interesting.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Posting this live from the courtroom hall waiting to plead guilty to
causing a disturbance
I spent New Years eve in a cold bare cell that smelled like piss.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

please tell me you're currently drunk too

Supergrass
Supergrass

I've stolen so many laser rifles from this chick and sold them back to her.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

no one reaches out to me though. i always have to be the one to reach out to them. don't they realize that someone in my state can't reach out?

Methshot
Methshot

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Emberfire
Emberfire

three months without alcohol

Hrmprh. Will go at least one more.

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DeathDog
DeathDog

So they're supposed to drop everything in their lives and deal with your unpleasant drunk ass?

You're the one that needs help, kinda by definition you're the one who should be doing the reaching out. It's sort of how it works.

JunkTop
JunkTop

no you won't.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Hrmprh yes I will.

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girlDog
girlDog

Depression, physical pain, crippling anxiety, and loneliness is literally killing me.

I really wish I could go to sleep and never wake up.

Life just isn't made for me

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Yeah that was me too. You just have to give up all hope. Just accept that life will never get good and every day will be painful. I used to drink because some part of me hoped it was possible to feel good, even for a little while. It catches up with you. Life is pointless misery and little else. Been sober 2 years. There is no remedy for our situation but death. But that is pretty scary, so just get on with living and see what happens. The nightmare never ends, but it's possible to stop crying about it and move on.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

6 pack of Rolling Rock acquired for afternoon sippery. Vodka for tonight for evening drunkery.

idontknow
idontknow

Wow, that's a very unique condition. I'm most every other single fucking person on the planet doesn't go through and just like fucking deal like it like an adult.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

how easy is it to subtly drink from a hip flask in public without being noticed

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Way easier to just put booze in a pop bottle, color code it to match the booze color to the pop color

farquit
farquit

Beerfags, how do you do it? I normally drink clear spirits, Ive had 6 beers last night and had the most violent gas and incendiary shits in the morning, then came the watery runs. Srsly, you guys, what the hell?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Bringing doggo for a walk and stealth drinking vodka.

Comfy af

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takes2long
takes2long

What makes that sickly sweet smell that winos have?
I can smell it on my fingers

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Just got out of court 500$ fine for trespassing I'm shaking like a leaf from all the stress and the beer hasn't hit yet

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

You'd be surprised how many drunk guys will take it up the ass. Seriously, again I'm not some stud, but a lot of guys will take it up the ass, even after describing their proclivity for vaginas. For the record I always, especially when they're drunk make sure I confirm that they are consenting and when they don't I go sleep on the couch or the floor if I have to.

Thanks boo. I've got a seat all warmed up if you wanna sit down.

Al/ck/ related; sponsor cornered me and offered to spot my rent and detox. I'll let him know after I sponsor this 6 pack of tall boys (I've been looking for a nice bridge to jump off of).

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Quit fingering winos.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

post temp email, I'd be more than glad to shoot the shit with you bucko.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Greentext?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I just shit my pants in the middle of the grocery store lol

JunkTop
JunkTop

Towards the end of my alcoholism, I couldn't drink beer at all. I drank mostly spirits and wine, but beer just made me flat out sick. Not sure what it was, I wouldn't even get drunk, just felt sick and woozy. I used to slam some beers back in the day, I don't know what happened.

Lunatick
Lunatick

I'm a leaf but I can relate to this but with knives. For EDC I ditched the k-bar at 21, ditched the buck knife at 25, now I just carry a box cutter for work.

When you don't fuck with people they don't fuck with you, ever. A good attitude has let me go unharmed through school, jail anda whole bunch of rough job and campsites both in the northwest and northeast.

Snarelure
Snarelure

new years eve 2018
bar crawling
shit I'm too drunk for 11:00 something is gonna go wrong
get into cab
as I'm starting to black out he's trying to tell me that this weird looking house is the address I gave him
walk right in the unlocked door and pass out on the couch
come out of blackout handcuffed in the back of a police car
first thing I do is tell the female police officer staring at me that she's pretty

Skullbone
Skullbone

Used to think I didn't experience loneliness until someone told me it's not about dispair the absence of other people, rather not being able to be in my own company without getting blasted. That really opened my eyes. Never had issues turning down a drink around others, just would get bored and do it by myself. Had face that fear and get a social life. Bombed and looked like a total sperg a couple times but it was worth it. Now I make it a point to get out BEFORE those urges hit me.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

sponsor cornered me and offered to spot my rent and detox
shit sponsor tbqh

King_Martha
King_Martha

He's been sober 23(24?) years and he see's something in me and has money to blow.

You're not technically incorrect, but he's a good man; plus he considers me a good friend, for whatever misguided thought process.

Either way I'm probably just gonna jump off a bridge.

viagrandad
viagrandad

2016
tfw sober for 3 years
dr says I can probably stop taking my antabus
ok
fuck up immediately and start drinking again every day
fast-forward to this afternoon
go to dr's for ear infection
she comes close to me to look inside my ear and smells the alcohol
user have you been drinking? how much are you drinking nowadays?
uuuuuuuuuuuuuh s-sorry
panic and tell her the truth
tfw now im going to the clinic and restarting my antabus on friday
i dont know, i guess i just...dont actually want to quit drinking? being sober is so boring and depressing and nothing is fun, even though im on a shitton of antidepressants/antipsychotics and other meds i just honestly cant see a reason to keep living if i cant have the prospect of getting drunk at least sometimes (as pathetic as that sounds)
sorry i know this post was pointless I guess I jsut needed t vent. anyone else /reluctantly getting sober/ here? i dont wanna sudoku bc my family would probably be upset even though i barely see them

FastChef
FastChef

first thing I do is tell the female police officer staring at me that she's pretty
ahahahahahah nice

Emberfire
Emberfire

I'm one of those odd free who was immune to antabus. Neither blocked the effects, nor did it make me very ill when I drank on top of it. Just slightly queasy like when trying to read in a moving vehicle.

RavySnake
RavySnake

You can eroticize any strong emotion. The threat and production of pain elicit strong emotions

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

It is almost 5pm,. I have had a lot do drink by normie standards and cannor drive. I have not anticipated my inability to get druk. What should i do. just wait?

i really want more alcohol

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

drive to the store anyway. if you have a functional iq you should be able to drink a half handle and still be a safer driver than 90% of the sober morons on the road

Inmate
Inmate

just drive, pussy

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

I am not risking a DUI, fuck you for even suggesting such adeg

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

then drink hand sanitizer you pussy bitch

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

don't do it nigga, you don't want to go through that.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

go back to AA after trying it round NYE
finally manage to speak up a little
people are really cool, have some conversations afterwards
feel like I'm doing the right thing
leave meeting and immediately make a beeline for the nearest shop and buy a bottle of shitty imperial

what the fuck, man. I made some nice curry when I got home anyway

Supergrass
Supergrass

Just get an Uber to the alcohol

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Fuck you faggot, you must not know how much a DUI costs. It's just wage slaving you.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

how far is it?

5mileys
5mileys

small steps lad

hairygrape
hairygrape

only people that get pulled over get a DUI you fucking moron

Firespawn
Firespawn

A block or two

RavySnake
RavySnake

take off your shirt and sneak out on your bike

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

why didn't you walk there and back in the time it took you to farm (you)s for a bit?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

You can get a dui on a bike tho. I’d rather just walk. Stop breing malicious

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

cops dont hassle the shirtless

Supergrass
Supergrass

Yes they do

Soft_member
Soft_member

Yeah I'm glad I went back at least

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

prove it asshole

iluvmen
iluvmen

take your shirt off right now

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

no.... you first

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Fuck off you douche

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Just got back without a problem.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

walked? and what did you buy?

Snarelure
Snarelure

another 6 16oz Miller lites. These will get me there

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Just get an Uber to the alcohol
How do you afford this?? Do your parents help you?

RavySnake
RavySnake

see my idea of two blocks is like a 5 minute stroll, have I got that totally wrong?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Maybe it was more than 2 blocks ( it probably was) idc there though. Idk how long it took me maybe 10 minutes actuallyt

RumChicken
RumChicken

Miller Light

Dude what are you fucking on? Getting drunk on Miller Light?? Just buy some Aristocrat.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

man, i had no idea that was even a thing. guess im just too pussy to try drinking on it, especially since i alredy have liver damage and dont want to risk becoming a vegetable. Aare you still taking it? how are you finidning things? if you dont mind my asking

eGremlin
eGremlin

Being into interesting shit
But the thing is that I have given up on all my interests. I introduced my ex girlfriend to a lot of shit, then the bitch left, I haven't had a girl since, and lost all sense of my self worth. Its not all because of her though, but the bitch pulled some fucked up shit.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I guess im a light weight. And the 6 pack of miller light im buying is actually 9 beers, so 18 in total

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

should i confess to my parents that i am depressed? what are the pros and cons

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

how uptight are they that you would have to 'confess' that?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

It never ends, I need something but what?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Tonight is my B day fellow bums. I cant get all wasted. But I would like a suggestion on what to sip on mein brethren. Looking at a pint and a cupla shots. Max $20.

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CouchChiller
CouchChiller

cops dont hassle the shirtless

Explain your logic

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

people ITT who don't do anything except drink
Functional alcoholism best alcoholism

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

i don't want to function

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

ask the fuckin cops dude

Nojokur
Nojokur

Not uptight at all

Methshot
Methshot

what's the problem then? Genuinely asking, I didn't mean to sound snippy m8

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I guess there is no problem at all. I just feel anxious about telling them such a thing

cum2soon
cum2soon

well you didn't ask for my advice but here it is: don't approach it like a confession, approach it like you've identified a problem and you want them to help/stay out of the way as needed. You won't gain anything from breaking down and spooking them begging for help. If you really need to break down and beg for help do it with someone you especially trust, not your whole family.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

It's 1:10, I have to wait until 6am until the shop opens and I have like, 2 cans left. Dreading this wait lads.

Evilember
Evilember

My dad was a cop. Also he's currently dying of alcoholism. Whadayaknow

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

I was a cop. Alcoholism is rampant in LE. The afternoon shift is commonly known as the 4 to 4 shift (get off at midnight, close the bars at 0400).

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Wouldn't try it, it's pretty rare. Something to do with your receptors already being so fucked up that the antabus just can't block it. Wasn't on it for long, was kind of a waste.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

You're an asshole

iluvmen
iluvmen

yeah they're pretty notorious for it in my city, too
every three months or so a cop gets in the news for getting a DUI, and i guess the cop bar is a really fucking rowdy place

whereismyname
whereismyname

Been drinking so long, so much, and apparently enough everclear that regular hard liquor goes down like nothing and it's difficult for me to tell if a mixed drink even has alcohol in it or not. Any other anons experience this?

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happy_sad
happy_sad

is it really that bad to call an Uber to get alcohol

5mileys
5mileys

so this is the power of alcoholics

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

That is cash you could have used for more alcohol.

whereismyname
whereismyname

i like to hurt women emotionally because i dont feel anything

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

That is casj oi copid; jav assjted om kaoi;l

TreeEater
TreeEater

i called a taxi to take me a mile to the store to get a 30 pack on christmas eve one time

Firespawn
Firespawn

how should i feel when askingf the same thin and sober

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

was a bit drunk and tried to sleep 3 hours ago. wasn’t drunk enough and i’m still awake.

Methshot
Methshot

Can you enjoy a 355ml can of beer daily without getting fat or fucking up your liver?

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Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

A can a day is not that harmful and could even be beneficial I believe.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

You show those roasties user

StonedTime
StonedTime

i'm not that guy but its pretty sound logic. Whats a cops biggest fear? Some dude with a gun. How you gonna conceal a gun without a shirt on?

The opposite is true of pants tho

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likme
likme

should i call an uber to buy me more beer

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Hmmm...to be honest. It has gotta be PBR for me!

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Flameblow
Flameblow

how to get

w8t4u
w8t4u

should i call an Uber to get moroe

Evilember
Evilember

How to get PBR? Just go to any beer distributer and pick up a cheap pack of the greatest beer on earth!

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I haven't had a drink today

My heart is pounding and I feel sick

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

happy birthday.

id just get a decent beer. or dry cider.

and put a ca

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

candle in that ravioli. you deserve it

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

few taper beers throughout the day would fix that

King_Martha
King_Martha

One time i choose th3 mental hospital rather than the homeless shelter. It's much better you get an actual bed better food and a few days before they realize you're faking it

likme
likme

It's actually pretty common to get a DUI on a bicycle in the US. I worked with a guy from Kansas who knew a guy that got a fucking DWI on a horse.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

who
leaky gut
here

Intentional permeability is fucked, literally shit in my blood.

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DeathDog
DeathDog

tfw was on the borderline of alcoholism
drank every night to a good buzz, but not blackout
if I went out with people, that got shot in the ass and I was punch drunk retarded wasted
got a good job, with stricter hours, that I really enjoy, and have to be mentally present at, this year

I've cut myself down to the point that I don't get raging hangovers or anything during the week, and don't black out. I don't really get hangovers, with the 5-8 drinks I have, either, anymore. But I do still find that I'm stuck in a cycle. I get home from work, and start drinking beers and liquor, and stay up kind of late. This causes me to go into work later than I want to. Which causes me to stay later to make my 8 hours (and also take longer lunches because I feel totally down and shit), which feeds back in: I come home late, and just want to cook dinner, and start cracking brewskis.

I want to start a week fresh, and start going to bed an hour earlier, and go into work an hour earlier, to cut into my psychological drinking time I've built up over 4 years. But I fucking hate Sundays. Have you ever tried to drink sober, on a sunday night, after a long weekend? I play in a band on the weekends, so I can't even just opt out to reset my weekend sleep schedule. I have to be up until 3am.

How do I break this final cycle, anons? I haven't lifted since I started this job, because I've been so busy with it. 3 months in, I finally said fuck it, and ordered a home gym of equipment off amazon. Just weighting on the half-rack to come in, and I'm going to set back up. Lifting was my biggest cut-back inspiration in the past. Any other tips that will break that cycle of "come home late, want to seize your free time, moderately drink it away until way later than you expect, rinse lather repeat?" I wanted to be asleep 40 minutes ago. Ten minutes ago, I got a glass of gin (instead of beer like I was drinking tonight), to kill a little more time and have more free time.

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FastChef
FastChef

have you ever tried to sleep sober*, I meant

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Makes sense to me. Horses can be extremely dangerous when mishandled.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

does uber eats for beer work

iluvmen
iluvmen

so i just woke up and it appears as if blackout drunk me has: drunk a bottle and a half and an unknown amount of chocolate liqueur - i have also mixed JW black with lemonade and balsamic fucking vinegar. There are also two bottles of Caesar salad sauce on my floor - i don't know why. hole in wall from putting the tv into wall(no idea) room trashed. no calls about jobs. lucky i am alones

TreeEater
TreeEater

Sounds like a good time, nobody got hurt. Solid, user! Report back when you do the classic blackout piece-together. any hints from your internet history? That's normally what helps me.

Flameblow
Flameblow

I just went to Walmart and got some beer

I already feel better

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

cheers man. so i haven't performed this well in years - and given the black label was open and half full. i'm back on it. unemployment is fucking great. nah my internet history when that wasted only consists of youtube music, it's more the aftermath of the area that gets me

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

nice mang - i just went and got 4 bottles of mixers. cheers

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

fucking weird isn't it - the feeling of having vs not having it. before you've even taken a sip that feel.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET BEER FROM UBER EATS

HELP! IM STARTING TO GET A HEADACHE

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

I'll give you a big tip if you buy me a beer.

farquit
farquit

Im just taking uber to a gas station

happy_sad
happy_sad

call a taxi to your house - ask him. profit?

askme
askme

$10 to gas station FUCKING 2 blocks away bullshit

Bidwell
Bidwell

reporting back - i am bruised all over my left side. arm. shoulder etc - must have walked into a few doorways. still cannot explain the bruises under my calf though.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

hey man convenience economy - walk if you like

Playboyize
Playboyize

You wanted something to drink in the fridge but picked up the ranch instead dropped that shit went back picked another one dropped that shit again pissed off, went it's all the tvs fault fucked it up but it bounced off the wall and fell on you now you're bruised up and beaten by a tv so you decided to go to bed

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

god i hope so that sounds awesome

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

what about the under leg calf bruises?

Nojokur
Nojokur

If it was a crt you just popped a blood vessel lifting it up from you. if not you were picking up the tv and you slipped and landed on a ranch bottle or somthin.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

i haven't laughed this much in ages - thanks user! what you up to man?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Drinking some fermented limoncello i found in the back of the pantry

viagrandad
viagrandad

brilliant. how's that tasting?

5mileys
5mileys

Old lemons.

Skullbone
Skullbone

the things we do. where you lemoning?

whereismyname
whereismyname

In front of the lemon tree to watch out for lemon whores.

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cum2soon
cum2soon

fuck i could go for some lemon whores - any lookers?

askme
askme

I wouldn't get with lemon whores they're all sour cunts.

idontknow
idontknow

Zing.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

so what sort of whore would you get with?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

A liquor whore.

girlDog
girlDog

right place, wrong time. nice punctuation by the way

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

im gonan take off on you peons

farquit
farquit

i concur

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Im smoking moon rocks

w8t4u
w8t4u

and to the moon ye shall fly sir

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

OK stop replying to me

Skullbone
Skullbone

nice set up

Flameblow
Flameblow

no

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

yes it was

eGremlin
eGremlin

never was the same

JunkTop
JunkTop

consequences?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Wha the fuck are u talking about

Nojokur
Nojokur

77

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Your giving me a headache

Booteefool
Booteefool

88

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

anyone?

Evilember
Evilember

when you realize that you can empty all the horrid things you think you've posted on normie media into an Uzbek Fermented Yak Milk Thread
Does anyone else wake up sometimes the next morning thinking you've posted something terrible but actually blown some fuckers the hell out?

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WebTool
WebTool

hi you, are you me?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

woke up still drunk and didn't do anything wrong last night, nobody got hurt. Now I'm blasting songs and relaxing

youtube.com/watch?v=IVqbwfStp80

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

yeah mang me too. rock on son. what you drinking?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

horrible tramp vodka with diet coke. I'm not proud

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

yeah proud and here don't mix well. If it's any better i drank JW black with lemonade and balsamic vinegar last night

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

why the vinegar?

MPmaster
MPmaster

not sure, but i think drunk me thought black label and lemonade did not match so it needed to be enhanced by something. may explain why there are two bottles of Caesar salad sauce on the floor

Soft_member
Soft_member

clearly you have some food-based issue that works entirely outside your drinking. just try not to wake up covered in dressing you weird fuck

farquit
farquit

nah i just love vinegar, been sipping from the sweeet lips of them vinegar bottles for years. sucking lemons, etc - sour shit makes my day. the salad dressing i still cannot explain, i have not consumed any of it, but it has risen from thr fridge to my room. both bottles.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

you have thoroughly entertained me

takes2long
takes2long

circles. there's half a sausage in the glass i was using last night. i have not eaten it. yet

Methshot
Methshot

eat it you shit, eat it

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

nah man i don't want to pickle the evidence

Evilember
Evilember

lads I'm well into a binge and feeling fucking incredible. I just want to grab everyone I know by the scruff of the neck and tell them everything is awesome.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

everything is awesome man - hold up - you still speak to people?

whereismyname
whereismyname

I'm so done up, I just remembered I have some weed as well

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I too am done. Six ways into next week. Who forgets that shit? Amateur.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Picking up the pieces the next morning

massdebater
massdebater

give us the run down

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Drunken snapchats. I don’t think they were that bad tho, just like me dancing. And I think I have a date with a girl next week lol

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

lol what did you do

Methnerd
Methnerd

yeah son - what makes you think you have a date next week? surely if she's down it's tomorrow

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

One of the most fucked up things in there was when he flat-out told his son that if he had to choose between paying for his tuition or buying whiskey and cigarettes, of course he'd buy whiskey and cigarettes.

Imaging being the guy though, his livelihood pretty much depended on him being an addict. What a shit way to go through life.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Got a girls number on tinder and she said it would work next week. I’m not getting my hopes up

I think my sister suspects ive been drinking during the week which is not a good thing. I sent drunk snaps

Emberfire
Emberfire

youtube.com/watch?v=kSSLDP34H1w

suffocating from the fumes of thr exhaust

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Dude dont

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

what's it like having to get girls off the tinderwebs?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

don't wut

RumChicken
RumChicken

It’s nice but also a little depressing.

StonedTime
StonedTime

man we're all just robots machining around in a body. one time only deals. take every one you can

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

nah man fuck those sluts hard.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

I’m trying to dude

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

me fucking too bro

Booteefool
Booteefool

bus station malevolence

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

IRREVERSIBLE CESSATION

OF BLOOD CIRCULATION

girlDog
girlDog

ya dead mang

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

IN THE VEINS OF YOUR BEING

BRAIN STOPS ALL FUNCTION

iluvmen
iluvmen

youtube.com/watch?v=mPvoSFzJcvQ

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

someone make a new thread

DeathDog
DeathDog

yes now do it

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

veekyforums.com/thread/10366506/food-and-cooking

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