crippling loneliness edition
Stop harming yourself friends
You arent the police of me!!
There are people who care about you if you'd just let them in.
You're not my friend I don't have friends.
that guy with the sideways pics
#2 out of 3 for tonight. Gotta moderate since I (now) have 26$ to last till Monday night.
I walked to my mailbox (I live in a condo and the mailboxes are near the clubhouse) while drunk last night.
I guess somehow got the attention of a cop and he asked if I was OK.
I said I'm good and he said "dude you must be hammered, I can smell liquor on you from here". I said no I'm good, I'm just going to get my mail real quick.
He offered to drive me to my mailbox then drive me home because he thought I was too drunk to be walking. The dude even walked me inside to my couch and then saw a lot of my empty handles and a piss jug. He said "you sure your ok man? you know there's help...". I swore I was OK because at this point I thought he was going to arrest me because he's concerned I may die or kill myself even though I was really not that drunk.
He made me call my oldest brother at 1 fucking am on a Monday morning to see if he could come over and watch me.
Maximum humiliation. Been drinking the feels away since he left
Pigs are such assholes. Fuck the man.
they cant stop this viscious cycle, only i can, and thats what it is. a cycle. i wish i could stay on the right path, maybe i will one day. But so far i abstain, i crave, i give in and i fall into the same trap. I wish i could smoke weed but my job wont allow it.
Not true. Everybody I knew turned their backs on me after I was charged with possession of child porn.
not my place
I don't smoke in mine
judgemental free thread
Dude don't even stress about being humiliated. It just shows that there are random people that care. He could have been a sick and got you for drunk in public. But sounds like he had genuine concern. (especially with a piss bottle)
Yeah fuck that guy for caring about his well being. What’s your problem?
Wanting to quit is a major part of winning so you are somewhat there. Now having the will to keep on the path is the rest of the battle.
Having support around you helps maintain morale and keep you off. Keep trying and NEVER give up on yourself.
cops are bros, man, they actually do care and are cool guys if you're just decent back
i've gotten rides home from being passed out in public from cops, rides home after arrest for DUI,
LOL cops came to do a welfare check on me one time at home and the place looked the same as yours, there were several hundred (literally, i counted later) empty beer cans just laying around on floors and countertops
Started taking some mild, legal uppers and I've completely lost the urge to drink, it's pretty great.
I appreciate that the guy cared, But It humiliated the fuck out of me to call my brother (who works 70hrs a week) to come watch me until the cop left.
My brother wasn't happy
LOL cops came to do a welfare check on me one time at home and the place looked the same as yours, there were several hundred (literally, i counted later) empty beer cans just laying around on floors and countertops
What'd they do/say?
That part I understand completely. Just don't let it overflow and fuel your drinking. We'll find any reason to drink. But family should definitely be the last because that reason will last forever.
like what? hexen?
couldnt you have just said "no"
like what the fuck is he going to do, being drunk in your home isnt a crime, you werent being disorderly or rude or anything. id have more loyalty to your brother than to the cop
they said, "you drank all of this over how many days?" with an astonished look
i managed to convince them i was fine and just needed to sleep it off. i've been in the hospital for being less drunk though. it was pretty bad but they went away without too much hassle.
I'm not sure....
I know for certain if a cop feels you are a danger to yourself or society he can arrest you and hold you until sober or involuntarily hospitalize you. That's why I didn't say no and I was polite to the guy (plus he was polite to me).
i think if they feel like your life is in danger they have the authority to step in and call an ambulance, even if they have to handcuff you
EC stacks. I know that coke/adderall/etc makes me not drink, but I didn't want to spend the money/risk of dependence. So this seemed like a good option.
drink a beer in your home
patrolling cops see you and reason that you're hurting yourself
kick down your door and handcuff you
call an ambulance to come get you
concerned neighbors watch as cops drag you into an ambulance
you're left with the $1000+ ambulance bill plus whatever the fuck the hospital charges you
OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEEEEEE
you're not very good at writing that type of greentext.
ride bike drunk in britbongland
forget to renew TV license
get arrested for using a knife to put butter on toast
get acid sprayed in your face by a mudslime
I'll take the ambulance bill.
And they don’t need a warrant to enter your property
Yes they do.
Unless they suspect someone is being harmed either by yourself or someone else, They cannot enter your property without a warrant.
They can knock all fucking day if they want, But you don't have to open the door if you are not hurting yourself or others.
They can only enter property without a warrant if they are invited in or they suspect someone is being harmed inside
suspect you are hurting yourself inside
what is probable cause
what is reasonable suspicion
They just can't say "hey I think this dude is killing someone lets kick in the door". They have to actually see you beating someone ass though the window or hear people screaming to go in
Read a book
crippling loneliness edition
Get yourself out there on whatever social scene you can cobble together and meet/date as many girls as you can. Sooner or later you'll find one who will drink with you and turn a blind eye to your addiction as long as you're nice to her.If you find her attractive run with her. And NEVER treat her like shit. It can be done. Been doing it for the last 20 years.
Seems pretty unethical to drag someone else down with an addiction.
tfw no alck gf
How did you find her?
Were you just open about your drinking?
And NEVER treat her like shit
this part is optional if your goal is to get laid with hot, young women
in fact that whole post is really generic women's health-tier advice
Fucking that much of a loser to screenshot your own post.
Just drink yourself to death. And if you wake up, play in traffic.
the fuck is up your ass? i wish i came up with the normalfag patrol post
I manage my addiction. I have no intention of it totally dragging me down.
You find a girl who is into what you're into. Being into interesting shit helps narrow things down. So if you're not into interesting shit fuck you. Beyond that it's just a matter of being the most interesting guy in the room who isn't a total asshole.
i don't think people understand what treating women like shit really is
You can't green text right.
Not run on sentences. After all the years I'd have thought you'd get the hang of it.
the difference is between treating her like shit compared to how you "should treat a lady" and treating her like shit compared to how you should treat a human. women don't know what they want.
hint: it's not to be treated as an untouchable princess.
It's a funny post that really makes you think. Exquisite satire.
hint: it's not to be treated as an untouchable princess
no shit dummy, they also don't like being ignored
The only person laughing is me. And not for that reason.
they also don't like being ignored
yes they do. nothing will get a woman to be all over you harder than you talking to another girl while out in a bar/clubbing type situation. not cheating on her, but just talking/noticing. women love getting dressed up to appear hotter than anyone else, they're competitive. once they know they may not be the hottest piece of ass out there they get their nails done, do squats, buy new clothes...all the things women love to do.
Remember that you're a hollowed out shell with no sense of joy. Your opinion on the subject of humor is irrelevant.
all i know is my roommate thinks i hate her because i'm not super social when i'm at home
being sent abroad tomorrow
been on for 4 months
At this point i'm going to fuck it all up
I mean I could kill myself but i'd be still fucking it all up
Either way i'm fucking it all up
I never wanted to do the rope but I have no gun so I guess i'm doing the rope, couldn't fix myself in time, it's over now, bye fags, enjoy your shitty indonesian art forum, go fuck yourself, all of you.
quit being so vague. if you're going to write a diary post just do it.
no please dont
well you're not dating your roommate now are you?
also why the fuck would you room with some needy cunt?
and she's sharing a room with her BF, idk what her problem is
You must be white.
oh i get it now. so she has a bf and is upset you don't pay her enough attention?
what do you think that means?
She's an emotional vampire unused to autists.
i don't think she's the crazy manipulative i-need-all-male-attention type, she might have anxiety or some shit
i also have been told by a lot of people i'm pretty attractive, so maybe she just doesn't know how to deal with someone not being into her
bet if you gave her a compliment that wasn't blatantly hitting on her she'd be all over you. something like "oh you like xyz band? or i like your t shirt" any woman that is desperate for attention from men other than their boyfriends are pretty easy targets.
Jesus Christ, are you me.
He's right about those women being easy to fuck btw
yeah, but i'm not trying to be the one to fuck up other people's relationships, thats some other niggas job
yeah, we're the only two people that know how to get insecure chicks to fuck us, it's a heavy cross to carry
hey, you didn't reveal that she had a bf/was your housemate until i was already going into it
I'm smiling reading this. Ever had girl leave a shit stain on your gut from the fox tail butt plug erupting and then splattering on your belly button?
yeah, i should've specified
Ever had girl leave a shit stain on your gut from the fox tail butt plug erupting and then splattering on your belly button?
i hate it when that happens
no, i'm not a degenerate furry.
All right, have you ever eaten a strawberry or pickle out of a girls pussy? Or injected your own cum into a girls ass from your mouth?
that bag of dog food
You don't think that...
no, been branded and waterboarded tho
Anybody sober here? I want to get help and want to know if anybody who made it through reads these threads. I've had one beer in the last 48 hours and can't sleep for shit. I just want to pass out.
paced breathing m8
Being branded must suck, but waterboarded.... I think that's a next step level of degeneracy. Had wax poured on me, and when it rolled past my armpit, that was enough for me. Whats waterboarding like?
i read a post in the thread that made me cry and i didn't alcohol tonight like i usually do
A lot of people in these threads are way far gone...
Keep it up if you can, user.
friendly reminder that if you find a full brown bottle of whiskey that you don't remember putting there and the seal is broken, it's probably filled with urine.
waterboarding isn't that bad. even if you watch the insex/kink videos the girls are fine. obviously when actually done as torture it's different, but isn't that the same with everything? choking is fun in the bedroom and horrible irl...same diff
i think every decent person that posted here is dead what the fuck is this thread
Scroll to the top of the page and the title of the thread will be come apparent. Got anymore brain-busters?
/alc/ threads are unironically dead during the week and after 9pm west and east coast america.
it's like no one is actually an alcoholic
I don't think I'll ever understand this type of fetish, whereby you're flirting with the idea of rape or pain or violence, yet disgusted by the real thing. And I wouldn't say in that vanilla, but my fetishes are more straight forward.
Yeah, you're probably right. I just remeber Kaj Larsen from when Vice was decent getting water boarded and he folded in seconds. Didn't seem fun in that aspect.
Fuck you, faggot. This is a thread about our own degeneracy. Embrace it, and post your own.
Thanks user, I'm trying. I really am
Im 21 and been on a 7 month binge, drunk everyday. I don't get crazy withdrawals when I abstain for a couple days but boredom gets to me and I'm back at the same place. These stories kinda scare me sometimes, because I can see myself being in their shoes if I don't quit, it makes it a ton harder when the 24 hour gas station a block away gives me my beer whenever i want cause they see me so much regardless of the curfew hours for it. I guess I need to work on my will, cause it's pretty damn weak with that booze dealer a walk away
who says i'm disgusted by the real thing?
Oh fuck I never noticed that before
Not the same guy, but same thing, honestly. If you enjoy that sort of sexual orientation and openness, there are places for you.
i dont see why people took it that far when there's spanking
someone has been hiding whiskey bottles full of piss in my apartment for years
thanks for telling me that bars and okcupid exist
IME Okcupid sucks for hooking up. Napolean said some about quantity being a quality all on its own. Tinder is better, you just gotta deal with sperm bank adds on facebook after you've jerked off for the 4th time in a day.
And the data collection. But that's happening right here and now.
really dude? fuck off. the policeman saw him into his sleep and made sure he was OK, then left without issue. that's a bro-ass cop in my book.
you're welcome, faggot.
you dont have to have a faceberg in order to have a tinder anymore
you do have to deal with incredibly flaky bitches though
I don't need a facebook for a tinder account now?
It's crazy. I have legitimately been talking on and off with this woman on Tinder for over a year. I think she may have finally given up on me over some silly shit I accidentally sent. It was so embarrassing and unintentional, but it probably seemed intentional to her. Even worse.
It's probably for the best. My ex and I aren't going to get married, but she helps me and I appreciate her a lot.
legitimately been talking on and off with this woman
But you still haven't hit it?
of course not. what woman goes on a hook up app and chats for more than a day?
Fuck her dude. You easily can.
no, i haven't. i should have, but it seems the opportunity has passed. a bit bummed, she seemed really cool, but it's ok. plenty of fish in the sea, right?
talking to a tinder slut for over a year and she still hasnt given up the pussy
m8 youre like her plan Y if her plan A, BC men etc dont work out. not that that's a bad thing, but you probably shouldnt give the slightest fuck about her opinions on your texts or anything
i seriously hope you at least got a handjob or something out of this
Nah, he just needs to ask her if she''s kinky.
Lads, I found out recently that a love whiskey. I drank 2/3 of a bottle of Jack tonight and didn't black out or nothin. It's bad
Why in god's name would you talk to a broad for that long with literally no payoff
Kek how did that happen? Have to do time?
I thought having an old friend over, he would recognize and expose my drinking problem. He started taking shots by 3pm. We put him to bed three hours ago spouting gibberish. I guess he won't be a problem
i should clarify. i matched with+talked to her about a year ago, then rematched with her and started talking to her last month. it's not going anywhere, but it's not like i spent an entire year talking to this girl. she's very low on my list of priorities anyways. pretty and seems to be funny, though
if you want to enjoy whisky, you have no place drinking jack. there are better, cheaper bourbons (like evan williams) and a fucking slew of better whiskies priced slightly higher.
the best timeline
Fuck, I wish i could fuck a girl right now. Who virgin here?
is this the 28 year old virgin checking in again??
No, 26 year old virgin here.
24 y/o borderline autist, alckie, pale, skeleton manlet here. only 6 more years before the real magic happens
thank god, that guy is fucking insufferable. carry on
I wish an gril would put her giney on muh benis ;_; having a gril squelch fish-smelling mucus from a disease-strewn, blood-queefing orifice is so much more fun than it should be.
I'm a very heavy drinker, but if I start before 8pm, it's nap city.
That feel when u have no more booze and you know you will wake up a brutal hangover. Im scared and don't want to feel the fear anymonre
Valium and weed would have me sorted in minutes if I was in this situation.
if youre coherent enough to type out that post then youre able to go chug a bunch of water and prevent that from happening
That feel when you run out of booze and you know that your going to have a hangover. The fear is driving me to madness
Shit i didnt mean to repost the samething. Im drunk, eh
so you're so drunk you typed the same thing twice perfectly?
I wish I could provoke someone to kill me, yet I keep making "friends". And I carry guns at all times. I need to start hanging out in englewood bars and throwing the nigger word around.
dude if you really wanna die then go and shoot up a church or mosque or whatever you disagree with
you've got guns, just kill yourself. wish I had a gun.
I have my mom to think about if nothing else. I watched my grandma bury her son and it was painful, and I think if my mom had to bury me it might kill her. She calls me every couple of weeks to check in, and if I dont answer she worries something has happened. I'd rather wait either until she dies or make it so there's no way she can put it on herself.
in what kind of world are you living where hangovers are prevented by water? i think you might be in the wrong thread
So? If you're dead your mom doesn't exist anymore. It do not matter.
The guilt of what I'm leaving behind is enough. I also have high hopes of getting it together within the decade I estimate my mom has left.
shit man sorry - that hit me in the same place as you feels. i'm just waiting until they al die so i can end it, but that fucks my only brother over and leaves him alone> sure he has a wife and child but i get it. bring on WW3 xx
Thankfully I don't like the taste of alcohol. I had a beer for the first time in over a year the other day and only had a few sips before I emptied it down the drain. I don't know how you guys drink that stuff. Not only does it taste bad, but it physically feels like you're poisoning yourself, which you are.
dude i get that. i'm calling this the money decade so i can retire by 40 but it"s goona take miracle at thi stage. rock on though man x
tfw you had 6 months sobriety
tfw you extremely unexceptionally were let go from your job due to out-sourcing
one bottle of vodka won't hurt
series of mistakes
So now I'm jobless, ashamed, broke and I agreed to meet with my sponsor and I got nothing but regret in my heart. At least I got laid the other day.
Wish me luck boys, cuz I thought I hit rock bottom, but I'm pretty sure it's only gonna get worse.
where you live bro? remember there's always a bottom of the bottom, which is problematic as you think this is the bottom but there's another bottom and then you really start thinking and then you realise we're all fucked so fuck it and then the road to fuck begins. welcome son.
where you live bro?
The rest of your post
I think you're right. It's only gonna get worse. Personally I'm hoping a plane will crash into my house while I'm in it, because I don't really wanna kill myself, because family and people that love me etc
It sucks to be loved.
Welcome home, son.
Water, with some pickle juice or salt kept me alive for a long time. If you've got picklejuice, drink that until you're sick of it. Then drink water until you're sick of it.
tfw got laid off monday
crack open a cold one at 0700 instead of working
how much longer
i don't mean to cliche the shit outta this but: HUNTER S. THOMPSON shot himself in the head when he had enough of all this shit - so man have you had enough of findng out what happnes next? cos that's when i'm killing myself - when i don't care what happens tomorrow - not to me, but to us - but good luck man. i hope you do what you feel is right, thjat's all we have. live forever
I've been unemployed for 9 months, drunk, and living comfortably. How much you got in savings?
Honestly, whatever fuckin tastes amazing is what your body needs.
how much money do you have and where do you live?
Too weak to kill myself, too weak to stop drinking.
At least I've been lifting weights, because when you're not eating you start looking decent.
BTW texas - hi from Australia - and isn't that awesome - how you can type and so can i but on the other side of the world - yet here we are. fuck man to be alive today is beyond brilliant in historical terms. so you wanna die? - take some pissbags out while you do it. seriously man - kill some shitbags -what have you got to lose - you wanna die right?
You gotta 903 area code, bro?
in the short term sure, but i;v ejust come off a 10 year bender of everythng and 8 weeks later i can sleep fine etcc and get wasted erry day. so it can be done. you just goota have the balls to break through daily abuse - so yeah i'm drunk now - but i wasnt yesterday - and there's a goal in iteslf
i get it now. yes, and thank you. and yes i did
a lot. i'm thinking about hiking the appalachain trail or something to clear my head. i do have the time and money for it.
sweet idea man but are you coming back from the mountain trip is what i', sure he was reaaly asking?
Fucking do it man. I wish I had traveled more instead of getting drunk everyday and pissing away my money.
i'm thinking about hiking the appalachain trail or something to clear my head
yeah you aren't going to do that
I've finally come to terms I'm going to die an alcoholic, Probably by my own hand too.
yeah mang - i'd rather die at the sweet hand of narcotics - but fuck yeah why not? - well you could pop down to any asian country and fuclk thier finest whores for the price of: the $square root of fuck all. but really man, don't do it -we're he're, with you, in spirit and shit.
lasted 6 days then, drank 10 beers last night... every 5-6 days this happens. i need help breaking the cycle anons....
You're only drinking 10? You're fine man.
Fuck nigga, you living in Austin or Round Rock? Go fuck some pussy from 6th street.
Chill out roody poo; wanting to die can be metaphorical in many applications.
Not trying to be a tough guy on the internet, but sex isn't particularly hard to get. Plus 6th is pretty low tier and potentially underage pussy (I also fuck men and please don't suggest 4th)
Then lie to the people you meet on dating sites about if your employed.
If you want to keep having easy sex. That's my experience at least.
even doing half of the AT would be more worthwhile than sitting at home doing none of it.
I'm nowhere near a "chad", but I can swagger into a bar and generally walk out with a man or woman much better looking than me and fuck them or when it comes to boys have an amusing threesome.
Apparently I have very beautiful blue eyes. Again not bragging or being a tough guy on the internet, but sex is not hard to find.
I prefer masturbation; the towel doesn't expect me to cuddle afterwards.
It's cheating if you're picking up men user.
yeah man you're right - cos i don't tell myself to die every six seconds wheni'm sober but it's all subjective thanks your your input - but to mr roody poo, btw nice reference - how and what are you doing man?
i love you user x
There is a lot of blood in my shit. I binge drink vodka like 3-4 nights in a row and around night 4 I get blood in my shit the next day. It's usually just the first shit of the morning, not the rest of the day. The obvious answer is to stop doing the thing I know is causing it. On a day where I have vodka to drink at the end of the day, I'm pretty okay knowing I'll get to it. On days without it, I'm so depressed. I don't feel like I enjoy anything but alcohol anymore. I just don't have any reason to do anything but drink.
I don't know.
Is it in your shit, or from your asshole?
My asshole I'm pretty sure. I have a hemorrhoid that bursts from time to time on the inside when I wipe too aggressively or something. It's very pink, not dark at all.
You're good man. When you start seeing coagulated blood in your shit though... real talk. Time to sober up.
rock on brother - or die - your call. but if you decide to hang on untl the end presents itself - the you're with us al - cos we're all at the end together - but you're drunk - and so shall we be - but you had the right idea first - so man what i'm tryna say is - if you havn't got it by now - you nevre will ... xxxx
blood - ass - ah i call bullshit
4th day sober, wish me luck.
Thanks for the assurance.
Sweet, well just like your alcohol use, there's no way this will get out of hand.
I've been sober for 2 years. Did't start reading these threads until a few months ago
On the HST topic, read the book his son wrote, Stories I tell myself. It depicts Hunter's alcoholism pretty graphically. Hunter's image was he was kind of a hippy acid head sort of guy, but in reality he was just a hopeless drunk.
The description of his last ten years of life wasn't pretty. Constantly shitting himself, drinking in bed in the hospital, having to have alcohol iv'd into him during surgeries or he'd die, not to mention that after '75 or so his writing basically went completely to shit because he couldn't get his drinking under control.
i'm the OP - AND YEAH I GET ALL OF THAT - BUT POINT WAS ABOUT KILLING YOURSELF BEFORE YOU RRESIGNED TO DEATH
Tfw waiting for the liquor store to open
sorry bro but i:m fuckin maggot drunk but the mere fact that you know what i mean makes me die alright.
Mfw open 24 hours
K. Well I'll just pretend that was coherent. Very interesting.
Posting this live from the courtroom hall waiting to plead guilty to
causing a disturbance
I spent New Years eve in a cold bare cell that smelled like piss.
please tell me you're currently drunk too
I've stolen so many laser rifles from this chick and sold them back to her.
no one reaches out to me though. i always have to be the one to reach out to them. don't they realize that someone in my state can't reach out?
three months without alcohol
Hrmprh. Will go at least one more.
So they're supposed to drop everything in their lives and deal with your unpleasant drunk ass?
You're the one that needs help, kinda by definition you're the one who should be doing the reaching out. It's sort of how it works.
no you won't.
Hrmprh yes I will.
Depression, physical pain, crippling anxiety, and loneliness is literally killing me.
I really wish I could go to sleep and never wake up.
Life just isn't made for me
Yeah that was me too. You just have to give up all hope. Just accept that life will never get good and every day will be painful. I used to drink because some part of me hoped it was possible to feel good, even for a little while. It catches up with you. Life is pointless misery and little else. Been sober 2 years. There is no remedy for our situation but death. But that is pretty scary, so just get on with living and see what happens. The nightmare never ends, but it's possible to stop crying about it and move on.
6 pack of Rolling Rock acquired for afternoon sippery. Vodka for tonight for evening drunkery.
Wow, that's a very unique condition. I'm most every other single fucking person on the planet doesn't go through and just like fucking deal like it like an adult.
how easy is it to subtly drink from a hip flask in public without being noticed
Way easier to just put booze in a pop bottle, color code it to match the booze color to the pop color
Beerfags, how do you do it? I normally drink clear spirits, Ive had 6 beers last night and had the most violent gas and incendiary shits in the morning, then came the watery runs. Srsly, you guys, what the hell?
Bringing doggo for a walk and stealth drinking vodka.
What makes that sickly sweet smell that winos have?
I can smell it on my fingers
Just got out of court 500$ fine for trespassing I'm shaking like a leaf from all the stress and the beer hasn't hit yet
You'd be surprised how many drunk guys will take it up the ass. Seriously, again I'm not some stud, but a lot of guys will take it up the ass, even after describing their proclivity for vaginas. For the record I always, especially when they're drunk make sure I confirm that they are consenting and when they don't I go sleep on the couch or the floor if I have to.
Thanks boo. I've got a seat all warmed up if you wanna sit down.
Al/ck/ related; sponsor cornered me and offered to spot my rent and detox. I'll let him know after I sponsor this 6 pack of tall boys (I've been looking for a nice bridge to jump off of).
Quit fingering winos.
post temp email, I'd be more than glad to shoot the shit with you bucko.
I just shit my pants in the middle of the grocery store lol
Towards the end of my alcoholism, I couldn't drink beer at all. I drank mostly spirits and wine, but beer just made me flat out sick. Not sure what it was, I wouldn't even get drunk, just felt sick and woozy. I used to slam some beers back in the day, I don't know what happened.
I'm a leaf but I can relate to this but with knives. For EDC I ditched the k-bar at 21, ditched the buck knife at 25, now I just carry a box cutter for work.
When you don't fuck with people they don't fuck with you, ever. A good attitude has let me go unharmed through school, jail anda whole bunch of rough job and campsites both in the northwest and northeast.
new years eve 2018
shit I'm too drunk for 11:00 something is gonna go wrong
get into cab
as I'm starting to black out he's trying to tell me that this weird looking house is the address I gave him
walk right in the unlocked door and pass out on the couch
come out of blackout handcuffed in the back of a police car
first thing I do is tell the female police officer staring at me that she's pretty
Used to think I didn't experience loneliness until someone told me it's not about dispair the absence of other people, rather not being able to be in my own company without getting blasted. That really opened my eyes. Never had issues turning down a drink around others, just would get bored and do it by myself. Had face that fear and get a social life. Bombed and looked like a total sperg a couple times but it was worth it. Now I make it a point to get out BEFORE those urges hit me.
sponsor cornered me and offered to spot my rent and detox
shit sponsor tbqh
He's been sober 23(24?) years and he see's something in me and has money to blow.
You're not technically incorrect, but he's a good man; plus he considers me a good friend, for whatever misguided thought process.
Either way I'm probably just gonna jump off a bridge.
tfw sober for 3 years
dr says I can probably stop taking my antabus
fuck up immediately and start drinking again every day
fast-forward to this afternoon
go to dr's for ear infection
she comes close to me to look inside my ear and smells the alcohol
user have you been drinking? how much are you drinking nowadays?
panic and tell her the truth
tfw now im going to the clinic and restarting my antabus on friday
i dont know, i guess i just...dont actually want to quit drinking? being sober is so boring and depressing and nothing is fun, even though im on a shitton of antidepressants/antipsychotics and other meds i just honestly cant see a reason to keep living if i cant have the prospect of getting drunk at least sometimes (as pathetic as that sounds)
sorry i know this post was pointless I guess I jsut needed t vent. anyone else /reluctantly getting sober/ here? i dont wanna sudoku bc my family would probably be upset even though i barely see them
first thing I do is tell the female police officer staring at me that she's pretty
I'm one of those odd free who was immune to antabus. Neither blocked the effects, nor did it make me very ill when I drank on top of it. Just slightly queasy like when trying to read in a moving vehicle.
You can eroticize any strong emotion. The threat and production of pain elicit strong emotions
It is almost 5pm,. I have had a lot do drink by normie standards and cannor drive. I have not anticipated my inability to get druk. What should i do. just wait?
i really want more alcohol
drive to the store anyway. if you have a functional iq you should be able to drink a half handle and still be a safer driver than 90% of the sober morons on the road
just drive, pussy
I am not risking a DUI, fuck you for even suggesting such adeg
then drink hand sanitizer you pussy bitch
don't do it nigga, you don't want to go through that.
go back to AA after trying it round NYE
finally manage to speak up a little
people are really cool, have some conversations afterwards
feel like I'm doing the right thing
leave meeting and immediately make a beeline for the nearest shop and buy a bottle of shitty imperial
what the fuck, man. I made some nice curry when I got home anyway
Just get an Uber to the alcohol
Fuck you faggot, you must not know how much a DUI costs. It's just wage slaving you.
how far is it?
small steps lad
only people that get pulled over get a DUI you fucking moron
A block or two
take off your shirt and sneak out on your bike
why didn't you walk there and back in the time it took you to farm (you)s for a bit?
You can get a dui on a bike tho. I’d rather just walk. Stop breing malicious
cops dont hassle the shirtless
Yes they do
Yeah I'm glad I went back at least
prove it asshole
take your shirt off right now
no.... you first
Fuck off you douche
Just got back without a problem.
walked? and what did you buy?
another 6 16oz Miller lites. These will get me there
Just get an Uber to the alcohol
How do you afford this?? Do your parents help you?
see my idea of two blocks is like a 5 minute stroll, have I got that totally wrong?
Maybe it was more than 2 blocks ( it probably was) idc there though. Idk how long it took me maybe 10 minutes actuallyt
Dude what are you fucking on? Getting drunk on Miller Light?? Just buy some Aristocrat.
man, i had no idea that was even a thing. guess im just too pussy to try drinking on it, especially since i alredy have liver damage and dont want to risk becoming a vegetable. Aare you still taking it? how are you finidning things? if you dont mind my asking
Being into interesting shit
But the thing is that I have given up on all my interests. I introduced my ex girlfriend to a lot of shit, then the bitch left, I haven't had a girl since, and lost all sense of my self worth. Its not all because of her though, but the bitch pulled some fucked up shit.
I guess im a light weight. And the 6 pack of miller light im buying is actually 9 beers, so 18 in total
should i confess to my parents that i am depressed? what are the pros and cons
how uptight are they that you would have to 'confess' that?
It never ends, I need something but what?
Tonight is my B day fellow bums. I cant get all wasted. But I would like a suggestion on what to sip on mein brethren. Looking at a pint and a cupla shots. Max $20.
cops dont hassle the shirtless
Explain your logic
people ITT who don't do anything except drink
Functional alcoholism best alcoholism
i don't want to function
ask the fuckin cops dude
Not uptight at all
what's the problem then? Genuinely asking, I didn't mean to sound snippy m8
I guess there is no problem at all. I just feel anxious about telling them such a thing
well you didn't ask for my advice but here it is: don't approach it like a confession, approach it like you've identified a problem and you want them to help/stay out of the way as needed. You won't gain anything from breaking down and spooking them begging for help. If you really need to break down and beg for help do it with someone you especially trust, not your whole family.
It's 1:10, I have to wait until 6am until the shop opens and I have like, 2 cans left. Dreading this wait lads.
My dad was a cop. Also he's currently dying of alcoholism. Whadayaknow
I was a cop. Alcoholism is rampant in LE. The afternoon shift is commonly known as the 4 to 4 shift (get off at midnight, close the bars at 0400).
Wouldn't try it, it's pretty rare. Something to do with your receptors already being so fucked up that the antabus just can't block it. Wasn't on it for long, was kind of a waste.
You're an asshole
yeah they're pretty notorious for it in my city, too
every three months or so a cop gets in the news for getting a DUI, and i guess the cop bar is a really fucking rowdy place
Been drinking so long, so much, and apparently enough everclear that regular hard liquor goes down like nothing and it's difficult for me to tell if a mixed drink even has alcohol in it or not. Any other anons experience this?
is it really that bad to call an Uber to get alcohol
so this is the power of alcoholics
That is cash you could have used for more alcohol.
i like to hurt women emotionally because i dont feel anything
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i called a taxi to take me a mile to the store to get a 30 pack on christmas eve one time
how should i feel when askingf the same thin and sober
was a bit drunk and tried to sleep 3 hours ago. wasn’t drunk enough and i’m still awake.
Can you enjoy a 355ml can of beer daily without getting fat or fucking up your liver?
A can a day is not that harmful and could even be beneficial I believe.
You show those roasties user
i'm not that guy but its pretty sound logic. Whats a cops biggest fear? Some dude with a gun. How you gonna conceal a gun without a shirt on?
The opposite is true of pants tho
should i call an uber to buy me more beer
Hmmm...to be honest. It has gotta be PBR for me!
how to get
should i call an Uber to get moroe
How to get PBR? Just go to any beer distributer and pick up a cheap pack of the greatest beer on earth!
I haven't had a drink today
My heart is pounding and I feel sick
id just get a decent beer. or dry cider.
and put a ca
candle in that ravioli. you deserve it
few taper beers throughout the day would fix that
One time i choose th3 mental hospital rather than the homeless shelter. It's much better you get an actual bed better food and a few days before they realize you're faking it
It's actually pretty common to get a DUI on a bicycle in the US. I worked with a guy from Kansas who knew a guy that got a fucking DWI on a horse.
Intentional permeability is fucked, literally shit in my blood.
tfw was on the borderline of alcoholism
drank every night to a good buzz, but not blackout
if I went out with people, that got shot in the ass and I was punch drunk retarded wasted
got a good job, with stricter hours, that I really enjoy, and have to be mentally present at, this year
I've cut myself down to the point that I don't get raging hangovers or anything during the week, and don't black out. I don't really get hangovers, with the 5-8 drinks I have, either, anymore. But I do still find that I'm stuck in a cycle. I get home from work, and start drinking beers and liquor, and stay up kind of late. This causes me to go into work later than I want to. Which causes me to stay later to make my 8 hours (and also take longer lunches because I feel totally down and shit), which feeds back in: I come home late, and just want to cook dinner, and start cracking brewskis.
I want to start a week fresh, and start going to bed an hour earlier, and go into work an hour earlier, to cut into my psychological drinking time I've built up over 4 years. But I fucking hate Sundays. Have you ever tried to drink sober, on a sunday night, after a long weekend? I play in a band on the weekends, so I can't even just opt out to reset my weekend sleep schedule. I have to be up until 3am.
How do I break this final cycle, anons? I haven't lifted since I started this job, because I've been so busy with it. 3 months in, I finally said fuck it, and ordered a home gym of equipment off amazon. Just weighting on the half-rack to come in, and I'm going to set back up. Lifting was my biggest cut-back inspiration in the past. Any other tips that will break that cycle of "come home late, want to seize your free time, moderately drink it away until way later than you expect, rinse lather repeat?" I wanted to be asleep 40 minutes ago. Ten minutes ago, I got a glass of gin (instead of beer like I was drinking tonight), to kill a little more time and have more free time.
have you ever tried to sleep sober*, I meant
Makes sense to me. Horses can be extremely dangerous when mishandled.
does uber eats for beer work
so i just woke up and it appears as if blackout drunk me has: drunk a bottle and a half and an unknown amount of chocolate liqueur - i have also mixed JW black with lemonade and balsamic fucking vinegar. There are also two bottles of Caesar salad sauce on my floor - i don't know why. hole in wall from putting the tv into wall(no idea) room trashed. no calls about jobs. lucky i am alones
Sounds like a good time, nobody got hurt. Solid, user! Report back when you do the classic blackout piece-together. any hints from your internet history? That's normally what helps me.
I just went to Walmart and got some beer
I already feel better
cheers man. so i haven't performed this well in years - and given the black label was open and half full. i'm back on it. unemployment is fucking great. nah my internet history when that wasted only consists of youtube music, it's more the aftermath of the area that gets me
nice mang - i just went and got 4 bottles of mixers. cheers
fucking weird isn't it - the feeling of having vs not having it. before you've even taken a sip that feel.
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET BEER FROM UBER EATS
HELP! IM STARTING TO GET A HEADACHE
I'll give you a big tip if you buy me a beer.
Im just taking uber to a gas station
call a taxi to your house - ask him. profit?
$10 to gas station FUCKING 2 blocks away bullshit
reporting back - i am bruised all over my left side. arm. shoulder etc - must have walked into a few doorways. still cannot explain the bruises under my calf though.
hey man convenience economy - walk if you like
You wanted something to drink in the fridge but picked up the ranch instead dropped that shit went back picked another one dropped that shit again pissed off, went it's all the tvs fault fucked it up but it bounced off the wall and fell on you now you're bruised up and beaten by a tv so you decided to go to bed
god i hope so that sounds awesome
what about the under leg calf bruises?
If it was a crt you just popped a blood vessel lifting it up from you. if not you were picking up the tv and you slipped and landed on a ranch bottle or somthin.
i haven't laughed this much in ages - thanks user! what you up to man?
Drinking some fermented limoncello i found in the back of the pantry
brilliant. how's that tasting?
the things we do. where you lemoning?
In front of the lemon tree to watch out for lemon whores.
fuck i could go for some lemon whores - any lookers?
I wouldn't get with lemon whores they're all sour cunts.
so what sort of whore would you get with?
A liquor whore.
right place, wrong time. nice punctuation by the way
im gonan take off on you peons
Im smoking moon rocks
and to the moon ye shall fly sir
OK stop replying to me
nice set up
yes it was
never was the same
Wha the fuck are u talking about
Your giving me a headache
when you realize that you can empty all the horrid things you think you've posted on normie media into an Uzbek Fermented Yak Milk Thread
Does anyone else wake up sometimes the next morning thinking you've posted something terrible but actually blown some fuckers the hell out?
hi you, are you me?
woke up still drunk and didn't do anything wrong last night, nobody got hurt. Now I'm blasting songs and relaxing
yeah mang me too. rock on son. what you drinking?
horrible tramp vodka with diet coke. I'm not proud
yeah proud and here don't mix well. If it's any better i drank JW black with lemonade and balsamic vinegar last night
why the vinegar?
not sure, but i think drunk me thought black label and lemonade did not match so it needed to be enhanced by something. may explain why there are two bottles of Caesar salad sauce on the floor
clearly you have some food-based issue that works entirely outside your drinking. just try not to wake up covered in dressing you weird fuck
nah i just love vinegar, been sipping from the sweeet lips of them vinegar bottles for years. sucking lemons, etc - sour shit makes my day. the salad dressing i still cannot explain, i have not consumed any of it, but it has risen from thr fridge to my room. both bottles.
you have thoroughly entertained me
circles. there's half a sausage in the glass i was using last night. i have not eaten it. yet
eat it you shit, eat it
nah man i don't want to pickle the evidence
lads I'm well into a binge and feeling fucking incredible. I just want to grab everyone I know by the scruff of the neck and tell them everything is awesome.
everything is awesome man - hold up - you still speak to people?
I'm so done up, I just remembered I have some weed as well
I too am done. Six ways into next week. Who forgets that shit? Amateur.
Picking up the pieces the next morning
give us the run down
Drunken snapchats. I don’t think they were that bad tho, just like me dancing. And I think I have a date with a girl next week lol
lol what did you do
yeah son - what makes you think you have a date next week? surely if she's down it's tomorrow
One of the most fucked up things in there was when he flat-out told his son that if he had to choose between paying for his tuition or buying whiskey and cigarettes, of course he'd buy whiskey and cigarettes.
Imaging being the guy though, his livelihood pretty much depended on him being an addict. What a shit way to go through life.
Got a girls number on tinder and she said it would work next week. I’m not getting my hopes up
I think my sister suspects ive been drinking during the week which is not a good thing. I sent drunk snaps
suffocating from the fumes of thr exhaust
what's it like having to get girls off the tinderwebs?
It’s nice but also a little depressing.
man we're all just robots machining around in a body. one time only deals. take every one you can
nah man fuck those sluts hard.
I’m trying to dude
me fucking too bro
bus station malevolence
OF BLOOD CIRCULATION
ya dead mang
IN THE VEINS OF YOUR BEING
BRAIN STOPS ALL FUNCTION
someone make a new thread
yes now do it