I work for an awful pizza chain

Lunatick
Lunatick

I work for an awful pizza chain
main keyholder
night shift 40+hrs
AMA

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King_Martha
King_Martha

Why do you think anyone would care about your boring life?

happy_sad
happy_sad

do you have a penis

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

How often do your delivery drivers get held up and robbed?

askme
askme

Do you like pizza? I like pizza: still, despite having worked at varied pizza establishments for close to 20 years all together. Been out of the pie game for over 3 years now. But I still like pizza.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

AMA’s are all over this site. As a particular type of wage cuck that works for an especially poor chain, I have many stories to share, and can give insight to many debates such as tipping, customer service, messing with food, immigrant workers, ghetto customers, etc.
You’re welcome, faggot.

TreeEater
TreeEater

AMA's[sic] are all over this site.
Sorry buddy, you seem to be confused. This isn't reddit.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

One time a driver had the hand held debit taken and we had to call police. Same customer grabbed another female driver by the wrist and tried to get her inside. Most people are decent around here. Smaller city.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Sometimes, if I make it myself. Sometimes if it’s from a higher quality place.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

/adv/, /qa/, misc /soc/, /b/, /r9k/, etc threads... Veeky Forums has them all the time. Where are you, new friend?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

I'm considering moving into an apartment that's directly above a Crust Gourmet Pizza Bar. It's ceiling will be my floor.

My question is should I?

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Nojokur
Nojokur

Sometimes, if my partner is into it.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Veeky Forums has them occasionally, and they're always retarded. /adv/ /qa/ and /r9k/ are for autists and /soc/ and /b/ are for normies, so I don't know why anyone would ever use any of those shit boards.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

They really should have gotten someone for that photo who doesn't look like he's being held at gunpoint and trying not to diarrhea his pants.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

That depends on business hours and your schedule. The average pizza joint runs 11- late (some 3am).
Bonus? Always smelling Italian food.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Then why even view the thread? Are you a masochist? Naughty...

happy_sad
happy_sad

I'm going to derail it by posting pictures of pizza, like I did with that autistic German's thread recently.

Inmate
Inmate

Oh please just fucking do it! Right in my face, big boy! I want it!

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hairygrape
hairygrape

Are you ready?

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TreeEater
TreeEater

Pepperoni

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Evilember
Evilember

Pepperoni and beef

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Flameblow
Flameblow

hours
To be desu that's my problem. I go to bed at 4am and wake up at noon, but it's a very busy shopping district so I'd be contantly woken up. Plus there's a bakery next door and they'd probably start work when I go to bed. It will be noise 24/7.

None of this means anything to you, of course. I'm just thinking out loud and I guess I just made my decision. Nope.

Thanx! You helped me that decision which means that you've had a positive impct on the course of my life.
Thanx again.

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WebTool
WebTool

Diced ronis, or sliced ronis? I like the diced, personally.

RumChicken
RumChicken

cheeze pissa

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StonedTime
StonedTime

Mmm, the most popular of toppings. Slice and walk in special! Only 9.99 leaf bucks for an extra large one topping!

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DeathDog
DeathDog

Post feet plz

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

No prob, bob. But hey, 4 am may work for you if they close at midnight, like many do, it may work. Alas, a busy shopping district would mean 8 am noise...
I’m glad if that helps!

whereismyname
whereismyname

My fave slice. Simple.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

marie's homemade italian pizza from italy

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Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Cheers, and checked.
Plus there's not really enough room to swing a cat. I'll keep looking.

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Spamalot
Spamalot

pepperoni (curly edition)

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happy_sad
happy_sad

chocolate pizza

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haveahappyday
haveahappyday

That is of a higher quality than pizza pizza. We feed on Ontario works and odsp. Did you know we have a hassle free guarantee, and a 40 mins or free policy? Please, take advantage! You’ll never get a pizza like this!!

askme
askme

bad tomato bread

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iluvmen
iluvmen

We offer this at pizza pizza. It’s called “well done”, and we burn the bottom, free of charge!

Inmate
Inmate

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likme
likme

Fancy times. This can not be equated into our budget.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Fungus and ham

hairygrape
hairygrape

scat autotune pizza

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PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

“Pizza pizza “
A slogan, or free advertising? Fuck your hot and ready. My 6.99 leaf buck one topping is hot and fresh.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

oblong pizza sport

Emberburn
Emberburn

oops

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Evilember
Evilember

This looks like a shit “Hawaii “ pizza, but it must be a facade as the name insinuates something grand... perhaps some remastered jazz?? Aw yeah...

WebTool
WebTool

Wifey material! That bitch better make this for the next game, eh?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

at first i thought the slice was levitating but then i noticed the really thin stalks (made to look like cheese) holding it up.
that's pretty clever.

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ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

There is clearly a knife or whatnot there... are you high?

eGremlin
eGremlin

uhh no, the tomato is wearing a Holy Mountain hat

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

I have stared at the tomatoes, yet the only hat I see is perhaps a beanie on right tomato, because of the garlic behind? I want to be in your world...

Lunatick
Lunatick

Get a white noise machine. There is a major road only about 70 feet away from my bedroom window, plus my 2 year old and three yapping dogs. I don't get woken up by any outside noise thanks to that marvrlous little box. Best $40 I've ever spent.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

The white Holy Mountain hat on the far right extremist tomato.

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Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

that list

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SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Don’t lie, friend, you know you frequent some along with /mlp/, /pol/, and /d/...

cum2soon
cum2soon

It's the "I'm a stupid normie who pretends to care about autists but really treats them as a freakshow to laugh at" starter pack. The autistic should be hated and laughed at, don't get me wrong, but don't act like you view them as people(which they aren't) when you don't.

iluvmen
iluvmen

I thought white noise was how we communicate with the dead, but I'll look into it. Many (apprehensive) thanx in advance.

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hairygrape
hairygrape

heh

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Poker_Star
Poker_Star

you mean the spatula is the hat? i am so confuse.

Playboyize
Playboyize

The segregated tomato to the extreme right? I see no hat, but am appreciative of your insights lol

Techpill
Techpill

I am not opposed to peas on my peazza

Methshot
Methshot

brainlet
with training you will see

Methnerd
Methnerd

that cow on the left has a sexy look in her eye. i think she's flirting with me.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

T. Psych major with a dark sense of humour.

Snarelure
Snarelure

cow

Skullbone
Skullbone

Yeah.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

I considered majoring in psychology, but I decided to major in dropping out instead.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Wise. Without a masters degree or higher you’re worthless. That costs money, dedication, and time.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

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RavySnake
RavySnake

Yeah.

StonedTime
StonedTime

I had two of the three, and I could have been a doctor or a lawyer or whatever if I had the dedication, but it turns out that dedication is just about the most important key to success. Thus, I'm a failure who has been using Veeky Forums for 12 of his 24 years of life and psychoanalyzes people based on what boards they frequent.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

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Spazyfool
Spazyfool

cow spelled backwards is a japanese cooking utensil but spelled wong

Supergrass
Supergrass

Well hello friend of mutual past. I was on the money lacking part of the three that made me give up and go back to wagecuck. I went to school with many of you, and got better grades, yet you have the opportunity... refocus, user. Address your own mental health and do what I can’t...

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Yeah.

Oh you're right.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

I was that asshole who waited until the last minute to do everything and still got A's until I stopped showing up to class. I wish I had some pizza.

Booteefool
Booteefool

They are sheep.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

You're a sheep.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Oh hey, I was also that asshole! But, I had pizza because had to work managing a papa John’s between classes to pay for everything. Perhaps that’s why I’m bitter that I still make pizza and can’t work in my desired field...

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

No, I mean I wish I had pizza right now.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

FUCK YOU

5mileys
5mileys

Don’t we all? Did you know pizza pizza is open for delivery until 2am?

askme
askme

Chain pizza is garbage.

iluvmen
iluvmen

beef is goat meat

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Poker_Star
Poker_Star

rude and unnecessary. i demand an apology!

Techpill
Techpill

Agreed. How hungry are you for pizza, and what are your options?

Flameblow
Flameblow

i worked at pizza hut for a bit and my first boss got fired bc corporate came and did inventory and we were out like $3000. is that a lot?

my boss was enormous and he lived with a comanager who was also enormous just shorter. every shift he'd leave with at least two pizzas, and he never said no if we asked him to make stuff for ourselves or friends. Then he got fired and I went to college and now I own multiple bitcoins.

I tell you this OP bc you should realize the class of people to which you belong. I may have an eating disorder and a porn addiction, but at least I can buy cool stuff to distract me with until I die. Can you say the same?

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LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

What did you go to college for?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

I got my Pizza HD in Italian Studies.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Yes, to most things. 1 That’s a fuckton, 2 I understand myself and my associates (and myself through association), but, yes also to being able to afford basic distractions. The pizza managing gig pays close to a factory wage, under the table. Please be assured that I’m educated, yet very comfortably distracted despite my wage cuck status. Distraction is what quells the thirst for achievement, my friend.

Nojokur
Nojokur

nah wasn't memeing i just fucked up
What did you go to college for? Seriously, I'm trying to go back before it's too late but I don't know what to study. I'm a lot of my friends are finding out their degrees are useless I don't want to be that.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Op, here. Major psychology, tried to dual with neuroscience but my uni dropped it (shit campus). Minor, sociology (with contempt)
Only an undergrad. I have many a due to pay.

Supergrass
Supergrass

nah wasn't memeing
Ok.

Lunatick
Lunatick

How do yo see your next 5 years? Do you have a career plan? how are things working for you now?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

t. bagel bites CEO

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

I wish.

Spamalot
Spamalot

How much for a qtr?

farquit
farquit

I’ve just put my resume and cover letter in for a local center that works with autistic kids. It’s less pay but good for my level, as it’s an ssw-ish job. This board is great experience.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

About 50 leaf bucks. Various strains.

takes2long
takes2long

manager at shitty pizza joint
already reached the pinnacle of his career
probably can’t afford a mortgage
probably can’t cook
thinks anyone gives a fuck about anything he/she could possibly say
Kill yourself

massdebater
massdebater

fifty bucks for a qtr oz? Right on.

iluvmen
iluvmen

hasn’t read whole thread

Inmate
Inmate

What percentage of people working in your store smoke pot?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Damn right I’m not reading the whole thread. Faggot

Snarelure
Snarelure

A slight 20, perhaps. Most of staff consists of “drivers”, and they’re all fresh immigrants from India. They’re all vegetarian straight edge, and speak little English.
myself, our counter girl, our old polish cook, and one other Latin driver are the only ones who partake at all, let alone at work...

SniperWish
SniperWish

fresh immigrants from India
I heard Mexicans are now claiming to be Indian to avoid being thrown over a wall. Is that true? Or did I jusr make that up?

Pro hint: I just made it up.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Then please, friend, go to your local pizza pizza today and order our dinner and a movie special! One large three topping, three Coca Cola 355ml beverages, and a FREE 2/4/1 movie ticket code offer when you log in for cineplex!
Dipping sauce only .83 with tax !!!

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

If you had a pizza oven and a small order-to-go place, could you make it a success?

Nojokur
Nojokur

do you think he had an idea that he'd be inevitably be fired and just didnt give a fuck or was he genuinely just a fat ass stealing a lot of pizza and crying himself to sleep?

Illusionz
Illusionz

Absolutely.

farquit
farquit

I see

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

AMAs have only metastasized to Veeky Forums in the last few years, friend.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Why are you ashamed of your bf OP?

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