Sausage Roll
All hail a British classic! Our tasty Sausage Rolls have developed a bit of a following over the years. And it’s easy to see why.
Freshly baked in our shops throughout the day, these family favourites are made from seasoned sausage meat wrapped in layers of crisp, golden puff pastry.
And that’s it. No clever twist. No secret ingredient. It’s how you like them so that’s how we make them.
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>sosig
Made myself a jumbo sosig roll
A fookin luv are sosij wrolls. Yum yum in me tum, 'specially when me footie is on innit
If it's good enough for me
It's good enough for you
If they bake a few more
Then I'll be a SOSIJ too
If its good enough you
It's good enough for me
Sitting in a Gregg's thats where I want to be
Goin to pick up a pack of dese beauties: groceries.iceland.co.uk
WAAHEEY FUKIN LUVLEY. ITS LOIKE AVIN A GREGGS IN YA HOME INNIT
could sit and eat a whole fookin packet of them beauties
OI LADS, SUM CUNT NICKED ME NGUBU SHIRT OFF ME WASHIN LINE AGAIN
AD KILL FUR A SOSIJ WROLL ME. FOOKIN PROPA BRITISH GRUB INNIT
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>MEAT, PIE, SOSIJ ROLL
>COME ON ENGLAND
>GIVE US A GOAL
Got called racist in greggs earlier lads
YEH A TUK IT. WOTCHA GUNA DO BOUT IT? IF YE TELL ALL TELL THA DOLE THAT UR WURKIN ON THA SIDE
Tell us what happened lad
How about you fackin KICK IT OUT?
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A'LL FACKIN BASH YER 'EAD IN YA FOOKIN' SUVERN POOFTA CUNT, THAT'S ME GOOD NGUBU TOP A WEAR TO ALL THE GAMES
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WERE ON DA BALL
ON DA BALL
WERE ON DA BOOLLL
GET IN ANT N DEC ME SONS. AMMA MISS ARE ANT ON SATIRDAY NIGHT TAKEAWAY A WILL. FOOKIN TRAVESTY WOT ERM TORIES DID TO HIM
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fokin luveley bird nd she fookin luvs greggs what a beauty int' she
Yeh am posh. I got da biggest council estate 'ouse in da norf. Jealous ya cunt, ??
AH FOOKIN LUV THIS WUN ME
AD EAT HER SOSIJ WROLL IF YA NOW WOT A MEAN. HANDS OFF A SAW ER FIRST MATE
What the fuck am i reading
ooofffft that's one fit burd that is lad
FOOK OFF
GIT IN THA BARREL YA COUHNT.
GET HIM IN THARE LADS
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that was my fookin' meat pie u cunt fookin 'AVE IT.
Any souf fc cunts itt? I wanna bash yer fooking 'ed in
GOOAAAAAALLLLLL
>DON'T BULLEH MEH
>AH WON'T BE BULLEHD
Oi m8 on acrocarribean FC for me , Belgian scoring genius will fucking bash ur head in okay
GO OAN CRAZY FROG. WALLOP IT IN. GOOAAAAAALLLLL YA FUKIN BEAUTY
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fuckin ngubu is a piece of shit mate fookin only got a coupla balls bak ov da net las' seaason wot a fuckin melt mate
Mbwembe a fookin' goal scorin genius 'nd he in Souf F.C innit.
fuckin' daft cunt i'll deck ya.
fookin tory CUNTS takin away our ant from saturday night takeaway, they always pick on the little man, fookin posh suvern CUNTS
fackin proppa choon that one is lad
>DING DING DA DING DING
Fookin torehs. Am votin layba just loike me mam are Jeremy will sort em out he will. Propa bloke he is.
Fucking Northern Monkeys.
CORNISH PASTEH TO I'LL DIE
PASTEH TO I DIE
YOU KNIW IM.AM
IM SURE IAM
AM PASTEH TO.IDIE
fookin luvly bit o pie in a barm cake
propa bri'sh grub
Soufern poof. Me mam makes me mash and bangas propa norfern grub at is
How can you eat that without the filling of the pie going evrewhere
if layba win will ant come back to saturday night takeaway?
fookin suck t'graveh out t'pie as ya bite it. fookin suvern poof neva had a pie bap.
gon 'ave a luvly bit o pie kebab for me tea.
Erm TORIES r GUNNA kill im a 'eard
Check this one out lads, em posh tory CUNTS are shaming arr Sports Direct workers
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says it like it fookin is.
luv me a man who calls a spade a spade like.
fookin got do sum'thin bout dem tories.
Any JD Sports cunts ITT?
This is a Sports Direct general.
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>not pasties
kick it out lads raysis is just not on
I SMEL SOSIJ ROWLS
>50 comments
>12 posters
its like the gathering of the retards here.
>retards
kick it out mate that sort of ableism is not acceptable
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CANT YEW READ. IT SAYS 13 POSTAS YA COUHNT
A WONT ME MISSUS TO SHOV A SOSIJ ROLL UP ME ARSE
AHAR HAR CAN ME WACH TOOO
fookin' kinkeh i'll get sum ov da frozen wuns out da freeza, luv.
OOH SHOVE IT RITE UP ME HOLE. GO ON LUV. WILL YA EAT IT ONCE ITS UP THERE?? GO ON PLEASE ITS ME BIRTHDAY INNIT
Pork?
SOSIJ AN BEAN MELT AND A PINT O LAGER PLEASE LUV WEN YER READY
My local bakers sausage rolls are much better than Greggs lol
YEW FOKIN WOT MATE? ARE GEEGGS IS THA BEST SHOP IN THA WORLD EXCPET FUR ME BOOKIES. WANNA GO WITH ME YA CUNT
PHWWOAAR GO ON MY SON 'AVE ANUTHER WUN
strange how this thread is all the same autist
GO ON KED! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ON!
You can get Frozen Gregg's Sausage rolls to cook up at home. Only at Iceland™
propa nice dat innit
British humour
DATS WHY MUMS SHOP AT ICELAND INNIT
Just popped in to say dmanon is a noncer
Tally ho, chaps
i hope you all kill yourselves
(((Kicks sausage roll at the back of the net)))
GO GO ON YEEEEEEEEESSSSS
>they're jealous of our national treasure
VAMOS SUASAGE ROLLL
VAMOS MI A GREGGS
KEK
Quintessentially British
OHHHHH SOSIIIIJ ROOOL
YOU FAKEN WHAT M8 SHUT UP YOU SOUTHERN CUNT
CUM ON YUO SOSIJ
CUM ON YUO SOSIJ
CUM ON YUO SOSIJ
I BET YOUR DORTA AINT EVEN BEEN RAPED BY PAKIS DA RACIST
MBWEMBE BEST OF ALL OF THEM>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Deano so much, I had the norf FC shirt and a new build house
>I pray to Deano every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Deano is love" I say; "Deano is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Deano
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Dean
>I am so happy
He whispers into my ear "Oi Oi lad."
>He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Deano
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Deano
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Deano
>He roars "WAAAAAAAHEEEEEY as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Deano looks him straight in the eyes and says "Proppa mental wern it."
>Deano leaves through my window
>Deano is love. Deano is life.
KICK IT OUT SOUTHERN CUNTS
'Merican mutts are fucking disgusting.
>be British
>Mohammed gangbangs your daughter erry day
>report to police
>get arrested for inciting racial hatred
>get gangbanged by Mohammed in jail erry day
>daughter goes to the police
>Constable Sergeant Mohammed ibn Mohammed takes down her report
>nothing happens
>daughter kills self
>released after five years
>Mohammed breaks into your house, rapes your wife (also you) and steals your telly
>oi mate weres yer telly loisence
>mfw you have to pay for Mohammed to watch the BBC on your telly
>hand the chap your quid
>report burglary to police, make sure you don't mention who did it
>Constable Lieutenant Mohammed ibn Mohammed says the police don't have the resources to investigate household burglaries
>Go over to Mohammed's taxpayer-provided house
>Armed with a hollow aluminum dildo, the only metal objects now permitted for British subjects to own
>Mohammed and his mates open fire on you small arms and RPGs
>back to jail for inciting racial hatred while in possession of a deadly weapon
>sentence suspended by Judge Ahmed ibn Mohammed when he learns you will require treatment in an NHS.
>Die of sepsis in waiting room while Dr Pandeep Gupta delivers his 15th Nigerian baby today
>Body sold to kebab vendor for resale to non-halal customers
>Big Ben doesn't bong in the distance because it's currently broken
OI THOSE TO LADS R INNOCENT. DEY MADE ME KEBABS ND GAVE A DISCOUNT COS MA DOTER WUS POLITE WIF EM. FOOKIN MAGIC
OI WHAT DA FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME TYRON, FUCKING KICK IT OUT LAD OR ILL KICK MY BOOT INTO YOUR FACE, NGUBU IS A FUCKING LEGEND YEAH JSUT FUCK OFF LAD OK
A mutt walks into greggs
>IT'S FOOKIN' TIME LADS,
>IT'S FOOKIN TIME YEAAAAH FOOKIN HELL LADS THE FOOTY IS ON
>THEY AIN'T GO NO FOOKIN TACTICS INNIT YA GET ME MATE? THEY SHUD PUT MGUBWE ON DEFENSE MATE HE WAS FOOKIN SHIT LAST SEASON.
>YEAH MATE BUT FOOKIN MIMBASA BLOCKED FOOKIN ALL OF SHITSIDE'S SHOTS MATE
>WHAT THE FUCK HE'S NAME IS FOOKIN MUMBWASA YOU RACIST CUNT BET IT WAS YOU WHO THREW THAT FOOKIN NANA
>YEAH MATE SHOW RACISM THE RED CARD YOU PRICK
>FOOKIN SHUT UP LADS THE FOOKIN FOOTY IS ON.
>WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU YOO FUCKKKIN CUNT
>YEAH MATE AL-RASHAD REALLY PUT SOME FUCKIN DOSH INTO THE CLUB LOVE THE NEW CALIPHATE STADIUM MATE FOOKIN BRILL
>YOU FOOKIN SEE NORF F.C LAST NIGHT WOT CUNTS WET BASTARDS HAHAH YOU
>WOT THE FUCK U SAY ABOUT NORF F.C FOOKING GAMBEBWE BLEW YOU OUT THE WATER LAST FOOKIN SEASON TWOOO NILLL, TWOOOO NILLL, NORF F.C THE TEAM FOR ME VINDALLOOOO FUCK INGERLAND F.C
>YOU WANNA GO YOU FUCKIN CUNT YOU WANNA FUCKIN GO YOU LIMP PRICK I'LL FUCKIN SMASH YA
>HERE FOOKIN COMES MUMBWASA HE'S GONNA FUCKKING SCOOREEE
>WOOAAAAHH...OHHHHHH
>GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
>*Bottle smashes straight into Keith the Ledg's head and sends him down to the ground, several bulldog faced flabby men immediately start smashing eachothers heads into barstools and glassing eachother with ashtrays
>TALKIN SHIT ABOUT NORF FC I'LL SMASH ALL YOU CUUUUNTTTTTSSS GAMEMBWE THE ANGEEEEL
>GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
GO OAN PABLO. 'AVE A SOSIJ WROLL ON THA 'OUSE
Brit posting has gone too far
AAAAAEWEWW FOOKIN ELL A SOSIJ WROLL IS STUCK UP ME ARSEHOLE
dos mio
LETS CELIBRATE THE WIN BY LETTING IQBALLAH AL ROTHERHAMABAD RAPE OUR DORTAS LADS
fuck off yank
What is this shit? Here we are talking about the intricacies of crafting a perfect sausage roll and you waltz in with this off-topic garbage?