/sosig/ - greggs sausage roll discussion general

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Sausage Roll
All hail a British classic! Our tasty Sausage Rolls have developed a bit of a following over the years. And it’s easy to see why.

Freshly baked in our shops throughout the day, these family favourites are made from seasoned sausage meat wrapped in layers of crisp, golden puff pastry.

And that’s it. No clever twist. No secret ingredient. It’s how you like them so that’s how we make them.

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All urls found in this thread:

groceries.iceland.co.uk/greggs-4-sausage-rolls-427g/p/66338
youtu.be/egKio0ZZ4E8
youtube.com/watch?v=V6hjI5VSaao
youtu.be/YoMhkYlS33c
youtube.com/watch?v=3Mll9Oq6mbg
youtube.com/watch?v=94Js5Fr7VR4
youtube.com/watch?v=Gvk3fwmrZIs
youtu.be/S_IAqwrvEuU

youtube.com/watch?v=r0uaNbdPiVs
youtube.com/watch?v=t56-rYmwFjc
vocaroo.com/i/s04GhelaXlU6

viagrandad
viagrandad

sosig

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5mileys
5mileys

Made myself a jumbo sosig roll

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takes2long
takes2long

A fookin luv are sosij wrolls. Yum yum in me tum, 'specially when me footie is on innit

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Inmate
Inmate

If it's good enough for me
It's good enough for you
If they bake a few more
Then I'll be a SOSIJ too
If its good enough you
It's good enough for me
Sitting in a Gregg's thats where I want to be

idontknow
idontknow

Goin to pick up a pack of dese beauties: groceries.iceland.co.uk/greggs-4-sausage-rolls-427g/p/66338

WAAHEEY FUKIN LUVLEY. ITS LOIKE AVIN A GREGGS IN YA HOME INNIT

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hairygrape
hairygrape

youtu.be/egKio0ZZ4E8

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Playboyize
Playboyize

could sit and eat a whole fookin packet of them beauties

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Methnerd
Methnerd

OI LADS, SUM CUNT NICKED ME NGUBU SHIRT OFF ME WASHIN LINE AGAIN

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TreeEater
TreeEater

AD KILL FUR A SOSIJ WROLL ME. FOOKIN PROPA BRITISH GRUB INNIT

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Snarelure
Snarelure

youtube.com/watch?v=V6hjI5VSaao
youtube.com/watch?v=V6hjI5VSaao
youtube.com/watch?v=V6hjI5VSaao

MEAT, PIE, SOSIJ ROLL
COME ON ENGLAND
GIVE US A GOAL

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Got called racist in greggs earlier lads

Emberburn
Emberburn

YEH A TUK IT. WOTCHA GUNA DO BOUT IT? IF YE TELL ALL TELL THA DOLE THAT UR WURKIN ON THA SIDE

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Emberfire
Emberfire

Tell us what happened lad

SniperGod
SniperGod

How about you fackin KICK IT OUT?
www.kickitout.org

A'LL FACKIN BASH YER 'EAD IN YA FOOKIN' SUVERN POOFTA CUNT, THAT'S ME GOOD NGUBU TOP A WEAR TO ALL THE GAMES

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RavySnake
RavySnake

youtu.be/YoMhkYlS33c
youtu.be/YoMhkYlS33c
youtu.be/YoMhkYlS33c

WERE ON DA BALL
ON DA BALL
WERE ON DA BOOLLL

GET IN ANT N DEC ME SONS. AMMA MISS ARE ANT ON SATIRDAY NIGHT TAKEAWAY A WILL. FOOKIN TRAVESTY WOT ERM TORIES DID TO HIM

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TurtleCat
TurtleCat

youtube.com/watch?v=3Mll9Oq6mbg

fokin luveley bird nd she fookin luvs greggs what a beauty int' she

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CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Yeh am posh. I got da biggest council estate 'ouse in da norf. Jealous ya cunt, ??

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DeathDog
DeathDog

AH FOOKIN LUV THIS WUN ME

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AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

AD EAT HER SOSIJ WROLL IF YA NOW WOT A MEAN. HANDS OFF A SAW ER FIRST MATE

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JunkTop
JunkTop

What the fuck am i reading

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

ooofffft that's one fit burd that is lad

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New_Cliche
New_Cliche

FOOK OFF

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whereismyname
whereismyname

youtube.com/watch?v=94Js5Fr7VR4
youtube.com/watch?v=94Js5Fr7VR4
youtube.com/watch?v=94Js5Fr7VR4

Supergrass
Supergrass

GIT IN THA BARREL YA COUHNT.

GET HIM IN THARE LADS

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Dreamworx
Dreamworx

youtube.com/watch?v=Gvk3fwmrZIs

that was my fookin' meat pie u cunt fookin 'AVE IT.

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Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Any souf fc cunts itt? I wanna bash yer fooking 'ed in

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Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

GOOAAAAAALLLLLL

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Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

DON'T BULLEH MEH
AH WON'T BE BULLEHD

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Spamalot
Spamalot

Oi m8 on acrocarribean FC for me , Belgian scoring genius will fucking bash ur head in okay

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

GO OAN CRAZY FROG. WALLOP IT IN. GOOAAAAAALLLLL YA FUKIN BEAUTY

youtu.be/S_IAqwrvEuU
youtu.be/S_IAqwrvEuU
youtu.be/S_IAqwrvEuU

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farquit
farquit

fuckin ngubu is a piece of shit mate fookin only got a coupla balls bak ov da net las' seaason wot a fuckin melt mate

Mbwembe a fookin' goal scorin genius 'nd he in Souf F.C innit.

fuckin' daft cunt i'll deck ya.

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SomethingNew
SomethingNew

fookin tory CUNTS takin away our ant from saturday night takeaway, they always pick on the little man, fookin posh suvern CUNTS

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massdebater
massdebater

fackin proppa choon that one is lad
DING DING DA DING DING

Inmate
Inmate

Fookin torehs. Am votin layba just loike me mam are Jeremy will sort em out he will. Propa bloke he is.

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lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Fucking Northern Monkeys.

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hairygrape
hairygrape

CORNISH PASTEH TO I'LL DIE
PASTEH TO I DIE
YOU KNIW IM.AM
IM SURE IAM
AM PASTEH TO.IDIE

Playboyize
Playboyize

fookin luvly bit o pie in a barm cake
propa bri'sh grub

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Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Soufern poof. Me mam makes me mash and bangas propa norfern grub at is

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Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

How can you eat that without the filling of the pie going evrewhere

Methnerd
Methnerd

if layba win will ant come back to saturday night takeaway?

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Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

fookin suck t'graveh out t'pie as ya bite it. fookin suvern poof neva had a pie bap.

gon 'ave a luvly bit o pie kebab for me tea.

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Snarelure
Snarelure

Erm TORIES r GUNNA kill im a 'eard

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TechHater
TechHater

Look at this shitty Amerishart attempt at a sausage roll. And the name of it sounds like a gay rapper.
traderjoes. com/digin/post/puff-dogs

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Check this one out lads, em posh tory CUNTS are shaming arr Sports Direct workers

youtube.com/watch?v=r0uaNbdPiVs
youtube.com/watch?v=r0uaNbdPiVs
youtube.com/watch?v=r0uaNbdPiVs

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Nojokur
Nojokur

says it like it fookin is.
luv me a man who calls a spade a spade like.
fookin got do sum'thin bout dem tories.

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Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Any JD Sports cunts ITT?
This is a Sports Direct general.

youtube.com/watch?v=t56-rYmwFjc

Playboyize
Playboyize

bump

Flameblow
Flameblow

not pasties

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AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

kick it out lads raysis is just not on

JunkTop
JunkTop

I SMEL SOSIJ ROWLS

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askme
askme

50 comments
12 posters

its like the gathering of the retards here.

idontknow
idontknow

retards
kick it out mate that sort of ableism is not acceptable

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

kickitout.org

Methnerd
Methnerd

CANT YEW READ. IT SAYS 13 POSTAS YA COUHNT

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SniperGod
SniperGod

A WONT ME MISSUS TO SHOV A SOSIJ ROLL UP ME ARSE

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AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

AHAR HAR CAN ME WACH TOOO

Evilember
Evilember

fookin' kinkeh i'll get sum ov da frozen wuns out da freeza, luv.

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AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

OOH SHOVE IT RITE UP ME HOLE. GO ON LUV. WILL YA EAT IT ONCE ITS UP THERE?? GO ON PLEASE ITS ME BIRTHDAY INNIT

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Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Pork?

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Bidwell
Bidwell

SOSIJ AN BEAN MELT AND A PINT O LAGER PLEASE LUV WEN YER READY

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lostmypassword
lostmypassword

My local bakers sausage rolls are much better than Greggs lol

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

YEW FOKIN WOT MATE? ARE GEEGGS IS THA BEST SHOP IN THA WORLD EXCPET FUR ME BOOKIES. WANNA GO WITH ME YA CUNT

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Lunatick
Lunatick

vocaroo.com/i/s04GhelaXlU6

Bidwell
Bidwell

PHWWOAAR GO ON MY SON 'AVE ANUTHER WUN

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cum2soon
cum2soon

strange how this thread is all the same autist

massdebater
massdebater

GO ON KED! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ON!

iluvmen
iluvmen

You can get Frozen Gregg's Sausage rolls to cook up at home. Only at Iceland™

propa nice dat innit

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Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

British humour

Skullbone
Skullbone

DATS WHY MUMS SHOP AT ICELAND INNIT

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TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Just popped in to say dmanon is a noncer

Tally ho, chaps

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StonedTime
StonedTime

i hope you all kill yourselves

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

(((Kicks sausage roll at the back of the net)))

GO GO ON YEEEEEEEEESSSSS

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MPmaster
MPmaster

they're jealous of our national treasure

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girlDog
girlDog

VAMOS SUASAGE ROLLL
VAMOS MI A GREGGS

happy_sad
happy_sad

KEK

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Quintessentially British

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cum2soon
cum2soon

OHHHHH SOSIIIIJ ROOOL

likme
likme

YOU FAKEN WHAT M8 SHUT UP YOU SOUTHERN CUNT

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lostmypassword
lostmypassword

CUM ON YUO SOSIJ
CUM ON YUO SOSIJ
CUM ON YUO SOSIJ

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hairygrape
hairygrape

I BET YOUR DORTA AINT EVEN BEEN RAPED BY PAKIS DA RACIST

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Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

MBWEMBE BEST OF ALL OF THEM>I was only 9 years old
I loved Deano so much, I had the norf FC shirt and a new build house
I pray to Deano every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
"Deano is love" I say; "Deano is life"
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Deano
I called him a cunt
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
I'm crying now, and my face hurts
I lay in bed and it's really cold
Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
It's Dean
I am so happy
He whispers into my ear "Oi Oi lad."
He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
I'm ready
I spread my ass-cheeks for Deano
He penetrates my butt-hole
It hurts so much but I do it for Deano
I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
I push against his force
I want to please Deano
He roars "WAAAAAAAHEEEEEY as he fills my butt with his love
My dad walks in
Deano looks him straight in the eyes and says "Proppa mental wern it."
Deano leaves through my window
Deano is love. Deano is life.

TreeEater
TreeEater

KICK IT OUT SOUTHERN CUNTS

Skullbone
Skullbone

'Merican mutts are fucking disgusting.

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Evilember
Evilember

be British
Mohammed gangbangs your daughter erry day
report to police
get arrested for inciting racial hatred
get gangbanged by Mohammed in jail erry day
daughter goes to the police
Constable Sergeant Mohammed ibn Mohammed takes down her report
nothing happens
daughter kills self
released after five years
Mohammed breaks into your house, rapes your wife (also you) and steals your telly
oi mate weres yer telly loisence
mfw you have to pay for Mohammed to watch the BBC on your telly
hand the chap your quid
report burglary to police, make sure you don't mention who did it
Constable Lieutenant Mohammed ibn Mohammed says the police don't have the resources to investigate household burglaries
Go over to Mohammed's taxpayer-provided house
Armed with a hollow aluminum dildo, the only metal objects now permitted for British subjects to own
Mohammed and his mates open fire on you small arms and RPGs
back to jail for inciting racial hatred while in possession of a deadly weapon
sentence suspended by Judge Ahmed ibn Mohammed when he learns you will require treatment in an NHS.
Die of sepsis in waiting room while Dr Pandeep Gupta delivers his 15th Nigerian baby today
Body sold to kebab vendor for resale to non-halal customers
Big Ben doesn't bong in the distance because it's currently broken

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Firespawn
Firespawn

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TalkBomber
TalkBomber

OI THOSE TO LADS R INNOCENT. DEY MADE ME KEBABS ND GAVE A DISCOUNT COS MA DOTER WUS POLITE WIF EM. FOOKIN MAGIC

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BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

OI WHAT DA FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME TYRON, FUCKING KICK IT OUT LAD OR ILL KICK MY BOOT INTO YOUR FACE, NGUBU IS A FUCKING LEGEND YEAH JSUT FUCK OFF LAD OK

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RumChicken
RumChicken

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ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

A mutt walks into greggs

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BinaryMan
BinaryMan

IT'S FOOKIN' TIME LADS,
IT'S FOOKIN TIME YEAAAAH FOOKIN HELL LADS THE FOOTY IS ON
THEY AIN'T GO NO FOOKIN TACTICS INNIT YA GET ME MATE? THEY SHUD PUT MGUBWE ON DEFENSE MATE HE WAS FOOKIN SHIT LAST SEASON.
YEAH MATE BUT FOOKIN MIMBASA BLOCKED FOOKIN ALL OF SHITSIDE'S SHOTS MATE
WHAT THE FUCK HE'S NAME IS FOOKIN MUMBWASA YOU RACIST CUNT BET IT WAS YOU WHO THREW THAT FOOKIN NANA
YEAH MATE SHOW RACISM THE RED CARD YOU PRICK
FOOKIN SHUT UP LADS THE FOOKIN FOOTY IS ON.
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU YOO FUCKKKIN CUNT
YEAH MATE AL-RASHAD REALLY PUT SOME FUCKIN DOSH INTO THE CLUB LOVE THE NEW CALIPHATE STADIUM MATE FOOKIN BRILL
YOU FOOKIN SEE NORF F.C LAST NIGHT WOT CUNTS WET BASTARDS HAHAH YOU
WOT THE FUCK U SAY ABOUT NORF F.C FOOKING GAMBEBWE BLEW YOU OUT THE WATER LAST FOOKIN SEASON TWOOO NILLL, TWOOOO NILLL, NORF F.C THE TEAM FOR ME VINDALLOOOO FUCK INGERLAND F.C
YOU WANNA GO YOU FUCKIN CUNT YOU WANNA FUCKIN GO YOU LIMP PRICK I'LL FUCKIN SMASH YA
HERE FOOKIN COMES MUMBWASA HE'S GONNA FUCKKING SCOOREEE
WOOAAAAHH...OHHHHHH
GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
*Bottle smashes straight into Keith the Ledg's head and sends him down to the ground, several bulldog faced flabby men immediately start smashing eachothers heads into barstools and glassing eachother with ashtrays
TALKIN SHIT ABOUT NORF FC I'LL SMASH ALL YOU CUUUUNTTTTTSSS GAMEMBWE THE ANGEEEEL
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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JunkTop
JunkTop

GO OAN PABLO. 'AVE A SOSIJ WROLL ON THA 'OUSE

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Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Brit posting has gone too far

farquit
farquit

AAAAAEWEWW FOOKIN ELL A SOSIJ WROLL IS STUCK UP ME ARSEHOLE

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viagrandad
viagrandad

dos mio

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

LETS CELIBRATE THE WIN BY LETTING IQBALLAH AL ROTHERHAMABAD RAPE OUR DORTAS LADS

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

fuck off yank

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

What is this shit? Here we are talking about the intricacies of crafting a perfect sausage roll and you waltz in with this off-topic garbage?

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