so, Veeky Forums, why aren't you eating whole cucumbers?
So, Veeky Forums, why aren't you eating whole cucumbers?
Bentley Torres
Caleb Robinson
But I do.
Baby cucumbers, full size cucumbers, pickled cucumbers
They have that cronch
Justin Perry
Why eat a cucumber when I can turn my snack into a pickle!!
Carson Edwards
it scares me
Adam Hernandez
I'm PICKLE RIIIICK!
Ayden Jackson
because i'm not a weirdo
Camden Cox
cucumbers taste good in a salad but the taste is bad by itself
Joshua Harris
I eat them as evening snacks now. Healthier than greasy chips (or crisps)
Easton Green
Cus I cut them up, cover in lime juice, salt, Tajin, and hot sauce first
Christian Jones
pls post best cucumber salad sandwich recipe, mine is always too wet
Isaac James
Christian Gray
Anyone else ever had a fully ripe cucumber? All that bitter taste is gone but big goopy seeds are a bit of a nuisance.
Jackson Johnson
Cucumbers look like snakes to cats, this is like the equivalent of dangling a fake spider next to a human's head
David Jackson
*UUUUURRRRRP*
GODS NOT REAL MORTY
WERE ALL GOING TO DIE NOTHING MATTERS
SHIT ON THE FLOOOOR
I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PIIIIIICKLE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIM PICKLE RIIICK
Grayson Flores
wait how tf does the cat jump like that
Henry Price
No they don't. They're delicious water sticks.
Levi King
tendons and muscles n' shit.
Charles Miller
huh?
Aaron Hughes
Charles Kelly
WUBBALUBBADUBDUB
god please forgive me
James Gonzalez
soy show
Ian Barnes
fking lost
Josiah Jackson
If I eat them, than what will I put in my ass?
Isaac Garcia
i thought cats are scared of cucumbers?
Connor Roberts
Someone let their cat watch too many Chinese action movies.
John Miller
huh?
Adrian Cox
Ooh sprinkle with salt (fun fact salt helps your body best use the water in cucumbers)
Xavier Russell
I eat whole pickles and then make pickled eggs with the brine.mmm
Samuel Cook
>cucucmber
>bitter
What. And shitty hops and brussel sprouts blast my shit. Cilantro also tastes like soap a bit to me, but I'm so used to beaner food and getting my mouth scrubbed for cussing hard it doesn't bother me.
Carson Lee
Because I'm not a Japanese lake monster