So, Veeky Forums, why aren't you eating whole cucumbers?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

so, Veeky Forums, why aren't you eating whole cucumbers?

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eGremlin
eGremlin

But I do.
Baby cucumbers, full size cucumbers, pickled cucumbers
They have that cronch

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Why eat a cucumber when I can turn my snack into a pickle!!

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

it scares me

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Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

I'm PICKLE RIIIICK!

TechHater
TechHater

because i'm not a weirdo

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

cucumbers taste good in a salad but the taste is bad by itself

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

I eat them as evening snacks now. Healthier than greasy chips (or crisps)

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Cus I cut them up, cover in lime juice, salt, Tajin, and hot sauce first

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farquit
farquit

pls post best cucumber salad sandwich recipe, mine is always too wet

TreeEater
TreeEater

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StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Anyone else ever had a fully ripe cucumber? All that bitter taste is gone but big goopy seeds are a bit of a nuisance.

girlDog
girlDog

Cucumbers look like snakes to cats, this is like the equivalent of dangling a fake spider next to a human's head

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

*UUUUURRRRRP*

GODS NOT REAL MORTY

WERE ALL GOING TO DIE NOTHING MATTERS

SHIT ON THE FLOOOOR

I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PIIIIIICKLE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIM PICKLE RIIICK

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DeathDog
DeathDog

wait how tf does the cat jump like that

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

No they don't. They're delicious water sticks.

w8t4u
w8t4u

tendons and muscles n' shit.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

huh?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

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King_Martha
King_Martha

WUBBALUBBADUBDUB

god please forgive me

likme
likme

soy show

Flameblow
Flameblow

fking lost

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TalkBomber
TalkBomber

If I eat them, than what will I put in my ass?

Supergrass
Supergrass

i thought cats are scared of cucumbers?

viagrandad
viagrandad

Someone let their cat watch too many Chinese action movies.

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happy_sad
happy_sad

huh?

massdebater
massdebater

Ooh sprinkle with salt (fun fact salt helps your body best use the water in cucumbers)

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

I eat whole pickles and then make pickled eggs with the brine.mmm

Techpill
Techpill

cucucmber
bitter
What. And shitty hops and brussel sprouts blast my shit. Cilantro also tastes like soap a bit to me, but I'm so used to beaner food and getting my mouth scrubbed for cussing hard it doesn't bother me.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Because I'm not a Japanese lake monster

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