Huh?

RavySnake
RavySnake

If you don't have one, you want to get one. Turn your poorfag Walmart tough meat into tender and delicious vittles.
5/5 would rate again.

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New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Hello friend, what is that thing?

Nojokur
Nojokur

meat tenderizer/needler

Supergrass
Supergrass

Not op but it's a jaccard or some such thing. It's a hand meat tenderizer.
I have been meaning to buy one for a while now.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

buying meat from walmart

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Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

jaccard

Yeah it actually has it's uses.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

jaccard
ja/ck/

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Nice digits, same guy here. Would that make a London Broil edible?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

yes

Lunatick
Lunatick

Huh??

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girlDog
girlDog

tenderizing your meat
why not just buy quality meat?

viagrandad
viagrandad

London broil is already edible. You just have to broil it and slice it properly.

Look up how. I mean if you really want to just throw it on the grill and then attack chunks of it on the plate with your canines and first biscuspids that's awesome but there's a better way.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Don't you want to pound your meat like a true man?

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kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

stop having flat steak
stop having flat life

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

If i could afford a $25 Ja/ck/ I could also afford to buy better steak.

Skullbone
Skullbone

The tool is reusable. The steak is not. It pays off over time.

The jaccard can also be used for pork, chicken, veal, unruly womenfolk, turkey, duck.

farquit
farquit

Is this a slap chop reference?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

I don’t buy meat at walmart
I don’t buy anything at walmart
We have no walmart in this city because it is disgusting

StonedTime
StonedTime

I'm sorry your city is disgusting, user. Did you ever think about moving?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Impossible to clean, enjoy your food poisoning user.

FastChef
FastChef

OP here. Neither do I but these a lot of poorfags on Veeky Forums that want to know how to make their Walmart Grade X Prime Jackal chops taste better and this is the answer.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Isn't that basically what they use on Outback meat? It's more tender sure but it's still fucking gross. Tastes like a sponge. Poorfag NEETs on Veeky Forums should learn how to cook tough meat the way poorfag normies always cooked tough meat. Low and slow.

Probably if they drank less Monster energy drink and spent less money on video games they could afford a decent steak every now and then.

Skullbone
Skullbone

vittles is my favorite food word, hardly ever heard.
Excellent OP, I'll think about getting a what ever your pic related is called

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

< unruly womenfolk

Fuckin kek bro

Supergrass
Supergrass

dumb newfag can't even triforce

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

being a misogynist
kys!

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

no.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Thanks for noticing

farquit
farquit

kys kys KYS!!!

Bidwell
Bidwell

Does it actually work though? Are you supposed to use it before you marinate something, or just before you cook something?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

wouldn't this thing make all the juices come out and make your steak dry and tough?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

didn't all the juices come out when it was butchered?

StonedTime
StonedTime

ok fine then.

RumChicken
RumChicken

No. Which is why people generally describe steak as 'juicy'

FastChef
FastChef

I have that exact model. I don't use it. It's fucking pointless when you can get amazing meat from Costco.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

If you only ever need one recipe:

Buy the cheapest, stringiest meat you can find from any animal you choose. Toss it into the slow cooker. Add no more than three other ingredients and maybe a little water, wine, or beer and some spices. Don't stir or mix it. Cook on low for 6-9 hours. Serve with rice and a vegetable. Eat like royalty.

It also shows your date that you can cook something awesome.

Never ever put an expensive or even good cut into a slow cooker. It will not improve it one bit.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

take shitty dry pork
throw in slow cooker with seasonings and some broth, cheap wine, and red wine or apple cider vinegar
make BBQ sauce and some basic slaw
ignore for the day until dinner
eat like a king
Slow cookers are surely great for poor folk.

askme
askme

It's a bunch of blades that sever connective tissues.

It's not for marinades though some fucktarded gadgets have sold knockoffs for that purpose.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

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