You suddenly find yourself with a time travelling A-10C Warthog and the knowledge to operate it.
However, it's broken, and will only take you back to one time and then back to the present once. In addition, it only has enough fuel and ammo for one big strafing run.
Where do you go in history to use your godly power on to maximize historical effect?
Your mom's house when you were conceived.
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Kill Lenin and Stalin before they take power.
Put all my money into gold
Go back to revolutionary times
Put money into continental dollar
wait for it to become valuable
Ship coal to Newcastle
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Profit
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OP's house, two days ago.
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That's not how the magical A-10 works
go back to 18th century
acquire qt wife
go to modern times
have qt wife
find OP before he makes this thread
>constaninople, 1438
>turks surround the last bastion of the roman empire and orthodox christianity
>bomb the walls
>bomb the hagia sofia
kill yourself turkroach.
But why would you kill the Greeks and not the subhumans? I mean don't get me wrong, Greeks are annoying and lazy, but Turks are just...not even people.
Keep blowing shit up until Rome doesn't collapse.
>Napoleon begins to march his grand armee across the Russian border
>BRRRRRRRRRRRRT at the feet of his horse
>he sees this as an omen from god
>turns back
>Europe remains under his firm grip
>eventually invades Britain
>Manlet Wellington quavers in his boots, actually has to fight a general with an actual army
>surrenders
>everything west of the Rhine remains rightfully French
What a world we could live in today
as if Napoleon could have even conquered Britain
No reason why he couldn't with all of Europe's shipyards at his disposal.
>Go back to my childhood
>Warn myself of my own mistakes and hand over all the money I have in the future
>BRRRRRRT future self
When was the last biggest gathering of muslims at the big cube?
>when was the first gathering of muslims at the big cube
Fixed
The cube existed before Muslims. Before Muhammad it was full of effigies of semitic (essentially Caananite/phoenician) deities.
maybe just BRRRRRRRT the fucking cube then
I specified the >first gathering of muslims laddo
>10,000 BC Germany
>BBBBRT every proto barbarian i can find
>no fall of Rome, no >H>R>E, no WW1, no WW2, no rapefugees