What's the most embarrassing event in western history?

What's the most embarrassing event in western history?

Italy failing to conquer Ethiopia

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>Jimmy Cuckter

Most embarrassing president in history.

>General Gamelin, the Germans have broken at Sedan and are advancing towards Paris what should we do?
>Don't worry, our Maginot Line should stop them

But that's Western vs Western

wins

I tried to put together a pantsless irish peasant with snails crawling out of a back sack and a mercy dagger stabbing a fallen muddied french knight through the eye, but I'm really bad at drawing.

but that was not the French reasoning at the time (the remark about the maginot line)

Why would an Irish peasant stab a french knight

during agincourt? because thats what they were told to do.

after? too many prisoners were taken and the irish had no scruples about shedding noble blood in cold blood

US independence.

We are living the most embarassing event in Western history right now.

>agincourt

That was the English

Who hired irish people cause they were cheap and expendable

>Holy

No they didn't

Cuck becoming a popularized online slang term among disaffected, angry white youth is pretty fucking embarrassing moment in western history if you ask me fampai

Failing to nuke the muslims

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>Roman

what's going on in this fucking picture?

>the anciet poop cloak transfer

Fuck me, was it Crecy or Poitiers that I'm thinking of then?

I have no idea but I assume it was embarrassing.

>Spend literally thousands of years chasing and keeping them out of Europe
>Hitler kills some jews
>Welcome them in because "We aren't like Hitler!"

Hitler ruined everything.

Dubs don't lie

idk, IIRC England just used English, Welsh, Burgundian and Gascon soldiers in their army during the HYW

Russians losing the the Japs

>implying Japs aren't honorary Westerners

I'm certain they used Irish troops and specifically because for the price of a welsh archer, you could hire a few Irish men.

They stabbed fallen french knights, participated in the execution of french knights, and recollected fired arrows to restock the welsh archer's supply in addition to filling out ranks.

>dey do gud dey western
>dey do bad dey not

>laughed out of the remapping of the world
>honorary whites

The Maginot Line was built to funnel Germans into attacking Belgium. What they didn't anticipate was getting flanked through the Ardennes, an area thought to be impassable to formations of any decent size.

The initial plan was a line that would go to the ocean
But Belgium refused to let France build it on their shared border, so it became the mess you described

How has this not been mentioned?
Christian warriors sacking and pillaging the largest city in Christendom during the 4th crusade.

>Byzantines
>Christians
You mean heretics who didn't acknowledge the authority of the pope?

In all seriousness though this did cripple the Byzantine Empire

>mfw the Nazis were responsible for Soviet hegemony over Eastern Europe, the rise of the U.S. as a superpower, the creation of the EU, and the deaths of tens of millions of white people

Things like this happening to Germany makes me cry tears of happiness

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people in 50 years
>"fucking retards what were they thinking?"

Because that was all according to a Venetian master plan, and frankly, Venice is cooler than Byzantium.

Italy did conquer Ethiopia. They had to use gas and their actions made North Africans distrust fascists more then they distrusted their French and British oppressors.

>yfw Rommel could have been the non-pedo German Lawrence of Arabia if not for the Italians making an enemy of the locals years before.

I think it's glorious. It shows the underlying current of sexual insecurity that's so common among such people.

>Mfw they had to use gas because they were still butthurt about getting BTFO by starving Oromo peasants armed with shitty rifles.
>Mfw the only reason they were even able to keep Italian Somaliland is because Menelik II was gracious enough not to press his advantage after Adwa.
>Mfw they still get rekt by starving Greek peasents in WWII.

Italy a shit tbqh

Romans were made for the Imperium.
Italians were made for the kitchen.

>topple government after government
>install dictators and morons over and over again
>keep funding terrorists

>how could this possibly go wrong the 40th time we've tried it?

Better than the commies winning the Cold War brah.

the Cold War ended 30 years ago

>they spent a whole month fighting the emus
Has Australia ever had an actual war?

Can never be to sure about beating the fucking commies brah.

>wahh i don't like the mean meme.
>muh angry white people
kill yourself, cuck

>the Cold War ended
Im-fucking-plying

Oh yeah, sorry.

The Cold War ended in 1970's when the Sino-Soviet Split happened, and the OPEC/Arab States went their own ways and the third world neutrals increased in number.

The world stopped being Bipolar by that time. The 70's closely resembles the current multipolarity of global politics.

Anatolia could be filled with Greeks and Armenians but now we have turkroaches. And venice is to blame

You're a clever one.

Yeah and it's starting up again.
Just goes to show you you can't keep a good rivalry buried

>cucked and chucked

It came back with the failure of detente.

But Turks are already numerous in Germany, and have been for decades now. Immigration waves due to war is absolutely nothing new, the new thing is that western countries are now allowing more of them to stay, to counter their ever-dropping demographic growth. Everybody keeps forgetting that their arrival is part of a plan.

Hastings
>JUST KEK MY SHIT UP

Part of whose plan?

...no, not really

The 21st century.

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I agree, but there is no point debasing yourself to their level.

WTC attacks is up there.

Your average Turkroach is just a greek/armenian convert. They're all the same people. And this is coming from a Turkroach.

Turks are looks-wise and genetically Greek and Armenian, mixed with Arab

It has to be an inside job
Now way the American territorial security can be this incompetent

>prosperity depends on letting in millions of poorfags who don't even speak the language of the country they're going to

I want some of what he's smoking

I would honestly feel more convenient with the possibility of an inside job.

What is cheap labor force.

>Huns
>Western

How we deal with the immigration crisis desu. Whole west either wants to eliminate white race or eliminate all muslims, its like we forgot what middle road is.

Cheap Labour doesn't matter when Gibsmedatism is so rampant in EU politics
The only way for the EU to not stagant was for the Leaders to aknowlage that European Regions differ in Economies and cultures rather than "DUDE EXPANSION LMAO"

This is based on an actual radio conversation between a U.S. Navy aircraft carrier (U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln) and Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. (The radio conversation was released by the Chief of Naval Operations on 10/10/95 authorized by the Freedom of Information Act.)

Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid collision.

Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.

Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES’ ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH–I SAY AGAIN, THAT’S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH–OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

>inb4 extremely butthurt murricans chanting "it's just a roomoor!"

ITS JUST A ROOMER BRO

ME ON MY FATTY SCOOTER WOULD HAVE PUSHED OVER THAT PANSY ASS LIGHTHOUSE BRO

NOW EXCUSE ME WHILE I SHIT MY PANTS BRO

You can drink the tap water there, so I count them

For real though there's no reliable evidence that this happened. I'm Canadian and I'll admit that. But then again we have no pride and love acting inferior so maybe that's my bias.

Most people don't know that the Germans actually broke through a few very fortified positions of the Maginot line.

>"lmao why aren't the politicians smart like me!!1!?"

It never had any bad consequences for the people in power, quite the opposite.

>second

>things that never happened

Yeah, i was going to say right now is pretty sad.