Christ is risen!

Christ is risen!
Χριστὸς ἀνέστη!
Хpиcтócъ вocкpéce!
Hristos a înviat!

Happy International Worker's Day, comrade!

[citation needed]

Adevărat c-a-nviat

Fuck off First of May, you landed on a Sunday. You had one job.

>Christ is risen!
Oh shit. Bring me the shotgun and don't let him bite you.

Pretty sad that we have to celebrate it on Sunday this year tho

What's wrong with May 1 being Sunday?

Adevărat a înviat!

May 1 is non-working holiday.

So it is here, yet if it lands on Saturday or Sunday government declares the next Monday a holiday instead.

Not in my country, sadly.

Indeed, Christ is risen.

Indeed he is risen!

what country?

>Oooooh look at me, I'm Eastern European! I'm a special snowflake! I can't celebrate Easter like the rest of the normal world, I absolutely must adhere to an outmoded calendar that we don't even use in our secular affairs because I'm so fucking special!
Kill yourselves. All of you.

Bиcтинa вocкpece my friend!

Good job missing Passover entirely this year!

How would I get in to learned ancient Greek?
Seems like the place to ask. I could try and take extra classes for it at uni, but is it more worthwhile to learn it on my own?

>outmoded
Eastern Orthodoxy celebrates the date on the correct day. It is the western sects that invent new dates new customs new traditions etc and thus divert Christianity from its original core.

You can self study
Athenaze = easy
Reading Greek (UK classical something)= moderate
Learn to Read Greek (Yale)= Hard

But classes always help.

Christianity was diverted from its original core when Paul had his acid trip

I would learn Modern Greek. Vocabulary and pronunciation of Greek has changed a lot, but the syntax and grammar has remained fairly consistent. After learning modern Greek (which will be fairly hard, it is very different from Romance and Germanic languages), it will be relatively easy to learn Ancient/Koine Greek.

Orthodox Churches often have classes to learn Koine Greek.