Who would win in a battle of ideals

Who would win in a battle of ideals

Stalin

He knew kungfu

Hitler. Stalin was not an idealistic type.

Fuck that
Who would win in a battle of moustaches

The one who was right and didn't do anything wrong.

>the one who was right
Did you mean the right side of the picture or the right wing?

Stalin didn't even do any public speaking because he was a beta

The one who didn't lose the war.

That was literally the only thing Hitler was better at than Stalin though.

Hitler

Hitler.

Stalin had no ideals.

Hitler was better at having friends.

Also healthier.

Better at not being paranoid as well. He didn't purge the entirety of his ranks even after people really were trying to kill him, even though he was drugged up.

>he was a beta
if he was so beta then how come the entire Soviet leadership and high command feared him? He could get you shot and your entire family deported to gulag just by looking at him wrong or if he was on a bad mood.

Hitler. Stalin was just a random bandit.

Stalin was literally a manlet with a girly voice.

Stalin wasn't particularly well liked from within the party, he just got in good with Lenin and then on his deathbed Lenin realized what a horrible mistake he made.

Bukharin was more or less what consolidated the control for Stalin after that in favour of Trotsky, but of course Stalin betrayed the poor darling of the party once no one could stop him anymore.

*as opposed to Trotsky.

Was stalin even a communist? Its like when napoleon betrayed the revolution except missing the part where he helped it

Stalin was a /gsg/pro, he did not give a fuck about ideology or improving people's lives or any such things. He just wanted to make Russia big and relevant.

Nah, he didn't give a fuck about Russia.
He just wanted to be the most powerful man on Earth. He's like a comic book super villain.

He didn't give a fuck about Russia, he gave a fuck about making Russia look as good on paper as possible even if it meant letting millions of people starve to death so he could buy tanks.

His lifestyle wasn't even particularly lavish he just wanted to maximize "muh pops".

>Stalin
>Better at martial arts than the Kung-Führer himself
Smh

Hitler was a beta with a talent for shouting.
>Hitler was better at having friends
Hitler had "friends". Stalin didn't need friends.

Maybe not, but he was still worse at having them.

Is this a vile attempt at revisionism? Comrade Stalin was no idealist.

Hitler's moustache is so iconic that it became a bit taboo. while Stalin had an ok looking stache, it's nothing special.