Which historical character would you fuck?

Mother Mary, just imagine that i cucked God himself is enough to turn me on.

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Margaret is best Prussian waifu

This guy will make you satisfied

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Any female.

Which one?

Jeanne d'Arc

Maria Theresa
When she starts her reign, of course. I don't want that fat slob she turns into later in life

Catherine the Great.

Imagine slamming that BBW german whore.

Only BEFORE she fucked the horse. Having fucked a horse is a bigger turn off than having fucked some black guy.

I wonder if that's true, that she fucked a horse.

Anne Frank of course

It was. She was enormous slut.

I have a small list actually.
>jean d'arc
>catherine the great
>boudica
>cleopatra
>theodora

I am not really original desu.

I would pretend to be a communist

(im actually a tory lol)

forgot pic

Caesar's Cornelia

And she could probably take them

I'd let Cleopatra massage my dick with her feet.

Elanor of aqutaine
Having that many kids proves she liked to fuck

I'd DP her

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Anna Commena
Madame de Montespan
Julie d'Aubigny
Bathsheba
Helen of Troy

Aliénor of Aquitaine was the greatest skank of History. She cheated on her first husband with her uncle during the Second Crusade, then divorced him and married the King of England, essentially creating a shit situation that will lead to the Anglo-French war and then the Hundred Years War.

t. Alberto Barbosa