I'm a time traveller from the year 1900

I'm a time traveller from the year 1900.
Give me a brief history of the past 115-odd years.

Nothing of interest

Shit's fucked yo.

Just read the Protocols of the Elders of Zion. pretty much sums it up

Geremany wouldn't stop starting shit, Russia kept being Russia, and now we have these bombs that can destroy the world over.

memes

We have a monkey in a suit as president of the United States.

...Dank memes?!

Well...
>Two brothers have fallen
>A child's shadow burnt into the brickwork
>A house of skulls in the jungle
>Lungs filled with mustard gas
>Murdered dissidents where the ground never thaws
>Trod and bled and gassed and starved and beaten and murdered and enslaved.

Some dude gets shot in some backwater country, everyone loses their shit.Countries all over yurop blame and back each other. World gets dragged to their bullshit.

The jews won

Not bad at all.

>Shit in Russia escalates
>World war against Germany and co.
>Great Depression
>Nazism grows in power
>Another world war against Germany and co.
>Russia up to no good again, repeat for about 50 years
>Something about landing on the moon
>'Murica
>Middle East tension
>9/11
>Russia up to no good again

kill yourselves

>implying meme culture and le reddit isn't the most important thing since the end of the Victorian era

Nazism.

The only thing wrong with Russians is when Jews are in power.

>The only thing wrong with Russians is when Germans are in power.
fixed

Go back and bomb Germany.

>>The only thing wrong with the world is when anglos are in power.
fixed

Spot the nazi everyone

Germany went to war with the entire world twice and lost. Russia became a superpower and lost. Jews got their own country.

And then everything got worse.

Spot the Anglo everyone

...

Germany got uppity and started war all over Europe.
America comes to power due to Europe being trashed, but they fuck it all up and we get the Great Depression which leads to fascism.
Also oil powers everything now.
We can fly and have done so many times.
Germany starts shit again and causes war in Europe, invades fuckin errybody.
Russia is communism and beats them back. America and Russia double team Germany and fuck them in Berlin.
Japan got bombed by city-destroyers and that kicked off 50 years of America and Russia dick-waving at one another and fighting proxy wars around the globe.
Rhodesia has fallen and Africa and the Middle East are basically dominated by tribal bullshit and religious warfare.
Also The Cubs only won a single world series and we landed on the moon.

Plus, USA won Mars.

There's not much organized and conventional battles/wars now. Only a lot of nuclear dickwaving, gorilla warfare, and terrorists bombing unarmed and helpless civilians for keks, money, and Allah.

WHO IS THIS SAEMON DAEMON

>foreigner fucking shits
Afghans said the same when they saw Johnny and his friends...

Everyone will tell you things got worse, but literally everything got better

Vera.

>since the end of the Victorian era
>since

Come on, these were the people who invented calling cards. And they believed in pseudoscience and couldn't handle basic social interactions without instruction manuals. They'd fit right in here.

>1912, a deadly virus hits the Americas, killing millions
>1917, Central powers win the Great War
>1936, Totalitarian America declares war on Europe
>1943, end of WW2, Central Europe and co-belligerents defeat America
>1955, New United States win the second Civil War against Totalitarian America remnants
>1971, Russia puts man on the Moon
>1988, Australia feel neglected out of important history and declare war on the rest of the world
>2009, end of WW3, Australia, Eastern Asia nuked
>2016, first confirmed time traveller

Germany started shit, got hit