Veeky Forums humour thread

the crusaders didn't want to be there in the first place either but shit happens

You should thank Norway for that.

obligatory

>>he thinks promises of a failed usurper are debts
They are
And their payment becomes due even quicker than normal when you set their fleet on fire and try to starve them all to death

when you have someone highlighted in a box, press the tab underneath the box set you to highlighting/dragging mod and click the transparency option at the bottom to remove white bordereds Also, the original dialogue in box 1 would've been better.

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seeing my OC reposted
best day ever

Nice try m8 but mine got dubs so I win

when did this meme even originate?

Korean Nationalists believe that there was a Hwan Empire a long time ago. Someone posted a picture of the Hwan Empire in a Greatest Empires thread and it developed from there.

dude this is NOT funny. millions died there

Liberté
Egalité
Fraternité

>dude proto-Ninjas lmao

It would be nice if we could get some shit in these threads that's NOT Facebook garbage

show us how its done

>implying anybody laughs at the Hyper War

Do you know how many people even died? No, nobody does because it was so brutal all evidence was wiped out

REMINDER OUR FIRST MATCH FOR THE 4CC IS IN 2 DAYS

>Ukraine
>ONE DOLLAR

Shit, I didn't even realize they were going to do a spring babby cup this year.

>567
I'm proud to be an American, but being Swiss would be an acceptable alternative.

It's one of the most expensive countries to live in if not the most expensive though. Geneva and Zurich are crazy expensive

Being a republic for 7 centuries pays dividends, must be satisfying to see all the monarchies around you tumble while you live in peace and make moniez.

A liberal sophist homosexual Athenean philosopher and dialectic was teaching a class on Socrates, known teleologist

"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Socrates and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Homer!“

At this moment, a rude, unshaven, pro-dog ex pirate slave who had masturbated 15 times a day and understood the futility of society and fully supported eating and drinking in the market stood up and held up a chicken.

"How would you describe a man, pinhead?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite Persianly and smugly replied “A featherless biped, you stupid cynic”

"Wrong. This chicken's been plucked since you made this observation. If man is a featherless biped and knowing thyself, as you say, is possible… then it should be a man now"

The philosopher was visibly shaken, and dropped his hemlock and copy of Apology (of Socrates). He stormed out of the room crying those Athenean crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “slaves” (who today live in such luxury that most are only beaten once a day) when they jealously try to claw captured catamites from the deserving ruling class. There is no doubt that at this point our philosopher, Plato, wished he had lived in a wine barrel and eschewed societal views of normalcy. He wished so much that hemlock to poison with and save himself from embarrassment, but he himself had philosophized against it!

The pupils applauded and all became Cynics that day and accepted no one as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Antisthenes” flew into the room and perched atop the Republic Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The students masturbated several times, and Crates of Thebes himself showed up and enacted the principles of asceticism across the country.

The philosopher lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague "The Plague" and was tossed into the underworld for all eternity.

Fuck me that was brutal

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Their average monthly wage is like 5000 euros though, so it balances out

They are the successors of the true, non-degenerate Rome

pre rape of sabine when roman family values were alive

>And their payment becomes due even quicker than normal when you set their fleet on fire and try to starve them all to death
By your logic then Venice owes Greece for sacking Constantinople and letting them get fucked over by the Turks

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>Posting the single worst event in human history
>Funny
Edgy as fuck

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>tfw we were on the right side

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The Finnish empire meme's been doing the rounds on /int/ for years

>"we" """were on""" the """""""""right side"""""""""

the best

sounds like something from Robert E Howards proto-world psuedohistory

Cops are bastards, this is nothing new.

youtube.com/watch?v=kd66KXIbAjc
youtube.com/watch?v=xL2Hyve-kwg

No because that's just collection of what's owed

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>putting on a trip
>being a hysterical anti-leftist

well that took only two posts for you to be filtered

But for someone moving to Switzerland it would still be pretty expensive at least in the beginning

Good. Their nazi, african warlord gold, and jew bux country should continue to be exclusionary.

So is this the "too soon" girl of Veeky Forums?

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>this is what Schlomonito believes
Read these
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This is bad

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>cop murders a man he just ran off the road as the man recovers from the crash
>tries to conceal evidence of his crime
>is caught by his own dash cam
>exonerated

Statists will defend this.

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>traditionalists BTFO

Why is turkey even lower than some ex-communist places?

>average wealth per adult
Is there a more stupid metric?
All money in the country divided by its population, it tells you nothing about the people living there.

>average wealth

That's accumulated income unadjusted for purchasing power. You might as well multiply the GDPs of the last 20 years, just as meaningless. The only use of this graphic is for granting loans etc.

People who don't understand maths should refrain from interpreting data.

bretty gud

refer to
i looked at some other maps ont he same website, basically even when a country has lower gdp and hdi, it can rank higher than a country with higher gdp and hdi
that data doesnt directly represents the development or prosperity of a country

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A Jewish anarcho-syndicalist MIT professor of linguistics and opportunistic political activist was teaching a class on Rene Descartes, known rationalist.

”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Descartes and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than me!”

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, humanitarian Harvard behavioral psychologist who had conditioned over 1000 pigeons to compete in ping pong championship tournaments and understood the necessity of reinforcement and punishment for the creation of a Walden-like utopia and fully supported all breaches of research ethics made by J.B. Watson in the name of science stood up and held up a chimpanzee.

”How many signs does this chimp use to communicate, pinhead?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “None, language is innate and uniquely possessed by the human species, you stupid empiricist”.

”Wrong. It’s been 58 years since you published Syntactic Structures and plunged us into the dark age of cognitivism. If it was language was not simply a semiotic system among many and Universal Grammar, as you say, is real… then we would be speaking Hebrew now”.

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and his favorite Bill Cosby sweater. He stormed out of the room crying those anarcho-syndicalist crocodile tears, the same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they publish tracts condemning right-wing dictators and ignoring the atrocities of left-wing rulers in Peru, Angola, Pakistan, and Equatorial Guinea. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, Noam Chomsky, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist anarchist professor. He wished so much that he could blame his actions on the environmental influence of the academic ivory tower, but he himself had argued against it!

The students all predictably applauded at this positive stimulus that day and accepted B. F. Skinner as their lord and savior. An eagle named Radical Translation flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and Willard van Orman Quine himself showed up and abolished all cognitive psychology departments across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He was sent to Guantanamo Bay for political subversion and was forced to watch looped footage of Foucault laughing at him for all eternity.

How is this meme called?

knowyourmeme.com/memes/albert-einstein-copypasta

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>mass autism array
>King Wewuz I
>finnish social skills

I'm crying

xD