*blocks your path*

Not everyone suffers from autism

Why the hell did I laugh so hard at this?
Good job, user

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>Sitting on floor is bad
Fucking faggot needs social cues in the form of non-ergonomic furniture to sit. PSHSAHAHAHHA. Real chads sit or squat wherever their Ego demands.

A contemporary masterpiece

I love you schizos

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>Go up to her and ask what she's reading
>Oh hi :), I'm just reading this silly little book abou-
>Interrupt her by shaking my body as if I'm having a seizure
>She looks shocked and asks if I'm okay
>I then drop to my knees and begin to have a flow of saliva pour out of my mouth
>She screams for help and comes to my aid
>As people surround us she rests her hand on my chest and says it's gonna be okay
>I begin laughing joyfully and jump to my feet
>Everyone is confused
>Grab her hand and lift her up, tell her she's passed my sincerity test
>I then lead her to where they keep Infinite Jest and force her to buy a copy

I step on her ankle and pretend to be sorry but I'm really not.

>Then she says, "thats ironic, I also keep a hidden copy of Infinite Jest"

absolute lol

>no food or drink
BRo

She was probably waiting to strike up conversation with the next colored-haired dyke-looking girl to pick up some manga

>gaming
>graphic novels

Do people really do this? Why don't they just go to a library and loan the book? Im confused.

>Xhe doesn't read parts of the book before reading it.
Bugman.

>before buying it*

Libraries are for poor people.

I don't have autism, it's just stupid. People that do this are:
a) blocking access to books
b) partly blocking the aisle
c) putting themselves in an objectively uncomfortable position

Here, I outlined all the posture imperfections in OP's girl to help you understand.

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>I'm not autistic
>I proceed to label a picture as I analyse it like an aspie

>I don't have autism
>Here, I outlined all the posture imperfections in OP's girl to help you understand.

You aren't really helping your cause

Autism

>I don't have autism

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To be fair, that's definitely going to hurt her head if she starts leaning back

I can sleep on ceramic tiles without cushions nigga. Where are all you sheltered, meek bugmen from?

>He doesn't just judge the book based on its cover..

Way to follow the herd user.

I could too, but it wouldn't be comfortable, and you're full of shit if you're going to say it is.

I can too but it's going to be unpleasant, you feel me?

Its alright to have autism, many great thinkers do. Joyce might have even been one.

*shatters your patella and severs ACL with steel toed boot*

Depends on your definition of comfort. I get sore if I sleep on big, soft beds. And I think this is because it restricts your movement when you sleep at night e.g. tossing and turning.

Also like to sleep on the ground when my back is tense, usually makes it better.

a) infantile autism
b) infantile autism
c) infantile autism

I agreed with you but you went full autist with this post

>reading in what is presumably the "pop culture"/YA section
>drinks coffee
>no sense of shame for exposing her flesh so readily

No thanks

How can she block my path when I'm never going to the gameing book section?

As I looked right, I saw a muscular Turk, squatting, taking a photo of a woman sitting on the floor, reading a book propped by her left knee.
After the brief flash of white, the woman stood up, put the book back on the shelf in front of her, then turned towards her black bulll.
"That should do, U'mar," she said in a pissed of tone of someone a week into constipation. "Let's get the fuck out of here - it's so nerdy it makes sick - and let's find some white kids. I get really wet seeing you cracking their heads against the sidewalk."

This is God-tier bait. Well kek'd my good man. Well kek'd indeed.

good thing the coffee cup is full of change

I want to lower her into my mouth, holding onto her ponytail, her legs kicking my taste buds hmmmmm

Totally normal thing to say.

Hello int
Good morning

Vore isn't an int meme, it's a lifestyle.
youtube.com/watch?v=ydN-S2PRlLw
youtube.com/watch?v=nhFLu2_jXyk

sometimes I fantasize about dropping my kids off at the school or the bus stop or whatever with my wife and bending her over and fucking her while talking about how proud we are of our baby

Had a glorious giggle, m8, you clearly understand irony and still use it to wipe the fucking floor

I just wanted to have a good morning of shitposting but I got this instead. Why do you do behave this way, Veeky Forums?

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>the kid curved the corner and passed the oakslats and rubworn shelving to his left and stood silent in the economics section. He drew threadthin the piece of mint gum in his mouth between his teeth and tongue, his jaw loudly settling like a wild whipcrack on a sweltering desert day.
>he picked up a copy of Rothbard's Man, Economy, and State and edged the tome against the sunlight crashing from the rear window in swathes of dustladen rays like hell's own stinking vapors.
>he began to sweat
>whats that there
>what
>that there in yer paws m'boi
>nothin
>sure looks like somethin
>its a book on economics
>economics? dint ye know thas a dismal science? sorry science that is there fer sure. ain't no hearth in't no place n space fer the heart
>ye pick'n up son? its a sorry way'a life a sorry way'a thinkin its a heavensent grief mask'd in graphs and plotpoints all n' the purpose of steepin heavy in ye heart't make it drop to ye guts'n pine fer death
>the tiny Asian man stepped a few feet back abreast and reached for a copy of Rich Dad Poor Dad and heaved it towards the kid
>he dropped it
>ye want purpose? thet there book is no demon. thet there is a shedself angel thets brought you in here n now to meet me to gentle ye into sanity
>itll change yer life if I don't kill yer ass first.
>the kid took the book to the counter and purchased the book, and with it took home a complimentary tortilla. >and he left.

This is a barnes and noble, they don't have chairs

I would use my lanklet legs to walk over her. Not over her legs, but directly in front of her face.

This actually doesn't happen. Most women that do this aren't even reading, but usually just hanging out with other people. I don't know why, but I think women llike this must think that because they sit in the library, it's going to make them look smart or something.

Roastie desu. I'd sneer at her as I stepped over her STD infected legs.

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brilliant post

>Spends her own or her cucks money at starbucks
Discarded

Who is this semen demon?

Nice

oh god I'm so lonely

>gets on the floor and start sniffing her shoe

>I dont have autism

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>in the gaming books section
I leave her alone

I'm actually about 80% sure I know exactly where this photo was taken. I've stood in the same exact spot. Weird. What would this feeling be described as?

>if you want to keep drinking in here, you'll need to take a drink of this
>unzips dick

>I don't have autism
-user, moments prior to being diagnosed with autism

>virgin cannot expose his skin to the sun without breaking out in rash
lmao

Yana Kozlova. She is exactly what I pictured Helen from the Iliad to look like. I wouldnt call her a semen demon though as she's angelic and pure. She doesnt want to drain you of your life force. She only wants to love you for who you truly are in spirit and help you save the world.

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>he’s not a member of a 200+ year old private library
Who’s poor now?

WHEN I GET THERE WILL YOU MEET ME? WRAP YOUR LEGS AROUND MY FACE JUST TO GREET ME

>I'll never taste a homemade apricot tart baked by her

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Lmao

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She's sitting in YA, the only people she's blocking are other teenage girls who want to read romance stories about perfect boys falling in love with other girls/perfect boys

>She only wants to love you for who you truly are in spirit and help you save the world.
why did you post this for!?

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She looks like Nikki Next. Nikki Next is an absolutely terrible actress and she has very mediocre small pygmyish monkey feet. She does not enjoy being in any foot fetish clips and she is very wooden and never relaxes and gets into it. I hate her early material where she was too cool for the room and can't enjoy being paid for very little effort like Sasha Foxxx does, and I hate her later phase where she tries too hard to seem like she's some porno queen.

She isn't attractive. She's 6/10 at best but she has an ersatz version of the elfin profile of a truly cute woman so she has been allowed to think she is cute for years and it has destroyed her personality completely. She can't put in a good hour of work and get paid probably five hundred dollars to have platonic physical contact with another woman. She can't even do that competently. It is already painful to watch porn because the 10% of my brain that wants to suspend disbelief is in a constant war with the other 90% that is picking apart how phony and sad it is and how badly the women don't want to be there. I don't need Nikki Next being the absolute epitome of the 90%, making me feel miserable and sad, making me think about capitalism and how it destroys human beings, making me imagine her pathetic real life and deconstruct the circumstances of her doing lesbian porn in the first place. I don't need all that shit in my brain when I'm trying to achieve one blissfully naive childish moment of joy at seeing two girls lick each other's bodies. And I don't need her to be massively overrepresented in every other fucking clip because she fakes being cuter than she is, with her completely mediocre little shrunken african tribesman feet. Fucking worthless Nikki Next.

Sasha Foxxx and that absolute trooper blonde girl who is usually the sub, those two are great. Those two are managing to manifest some kind of brothel queen archetype of true humanity among the sleaze.

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>My time with user has come to an end. During our time together, I learned about his general cynicism and misanthropy but also his irreverent, self-deprecating style of humour and his ability to show compassion toward those who shared his "feels". What had started as a journey into the "dark side of the internet" had become a poignant investigation into the lives of wayward young men. With no community to fall back on and plenty of free time to spend online, they had forged an alliance not out of common interests but a common sense of displacement. Although they have been attacked in the media as Nazis, perverts and nihilists, the picture I was presented was one of loneliness and desperation. I finally realised that the "Internet Hate Machine" hates nothing more than itself.

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There is nothing of any value on the far bookcases, so she wouldn't be blocking my path in any way, shape or form.

How can women take pics like this without the least bit shame?
The narcissism must be off the charts but no one raises an eyebrow because it's a hot girl.

I think Louis could do a great Veeky Forums documentary if he wanted to look at it properly and not with the agenda of alt-right or some other /pol/ shit.

*accidentally kicks the coffee*
Nothing personal kid

Dude 90% of those stores have the exact same layout

Whats wrong with having your picture taken? Im man and I wouldnt feel shame if I did that

you wouldn't feel shame sitting down on the floor of a bookstore and posing with a book pretending to read while your friend takes a picture of you so you can post it online for compliments?

>in every bookstore
>manga section
The absolute state of literature in the (((west)))

I do have autism and completely agree with you.

It looks like a library not a bookstore.

>going to a store

You deserve everything you get, buy online and save money and don't have to deal with filth.

it's not something I would do because my legs are far from beautiful and I would not like someone to feel disturbed by looking at them, but the thought of getting to the level of not feeling shame while doing it, it's quite interesting

she's posing for a photo, she's not reading like that, she probably sat there for a few seconds, and again for a recapture of the photo if she's not satisfied with the result, repeat hundred times,

you are actually right

>sets up 5k USD camera on her 4999 USD tripoid
>tehe i'm such a Book Worm user

I will certainly be buying the Skyrim book and also the Fallout 4 book, hard cover, soft cover and the e-book.

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It's clearly a Barnes and Nobles, have you been outside?

>*steps over*
>*release huge fart*
>she says excuse me
>mfw

worthy effort
mccarthy doesn't exaggerate the dialect in this way but
still okay

i liked this

but store is inside

I am in class now trying not to burst out laughing. Thanks user