Redpill me on Harry Potter

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

redpill me on Harry Potter

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Soft_member
Soft_member

Unironically better then Tolkien

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BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

DULLEST FRANCHISE, etc.

Methshot
Methshot

It's awesome if you grew up with it though

StonedTime
StonedTime

could have done with some great sex scenes. Maybe a gangbang or two. You'd think a set of people that are attuned to the mysteries of life and reality would be open minded and akin to some depravity.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

It teaches satanic rituals to children

Booteefool
Booteefool

No, it's still trash.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

It's good in that it's a gateway to reading, but really it gets tiresome reading the same story beats for 7 books in a row.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

They came out when i was 8 here and my mum bought the first two books right away. It was comfy reading them on vacation in a tent.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Redpill? Here you go.

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girlDog
girlDog

the first 3 books are pretty solid children's lit.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Girls like it so its bad

takes2long
takes2long

What is this, a holocaust for ants?

Bidwell
Bidwell

It's small so it's easy to swallow.

idontknow
idontknow

deh

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

DEH

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StonedTime
StonedTime

No!

likme
likme

Only the first three in the series are worth reading as a child.
Pendragon series is the better read.

Emberfire
Emberfire

I watched the movie and noticed that if you take a screenshot of any scene with extras in the background, they are mostly Indians, Pakistanis and Blacks. I just found it strange that this kind of fantasy world -- purely an Anglo setting (hence the main characters are all White British) -- is littered with non-White background and minor characters.

Imagine going to watch the Prince of Persia, or One Thousand and One Nights, and seeing a bunch of Danish and Scottish extras in every scene.

Why is British culture allowed to be denigrated and demolished to this extent?

viagrandad
viagrandad

"No!"

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

purely an Anglo setting
Lol what? It's supposed to parallel modern British society.

5mileys
5mileys

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

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takes2long
takes2long

they're fine, you've got to be a bit of an edgelord to outright hate them, they're just young adult fiction.

that being said there's still some legitimate criticism over the weakness of the last book in particular, and some flimsy world building aspects

askme
askme

enlightened imo

idontknow
idontknow

tfw I was the first one in my class to start reading it when Philosopher's Stone came out.

Already a trailblazer

TreeEater
TreeEater

No it's not. I don't give a fuck what bitch-turned-SJW thinks. Wizards are Anglo in the same way Vikings are Nordic. Harry Potter is British, Aladdin is Arab, and Ragnor is Danish.

Evilember
Evilember

The wands are a child-friendly symbol for guns.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Kek

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Give up. You're either ignorant as all hell of the current social state in Britbong or just trying to mask your racism with muh denigration!

Nojokur
Nojokur

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Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

it's okay to destroy british tradition but god forbid anyone appropriates other cultures!

farquit
farquit

Wow

happy_sad
happy_sad

"__!"

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w8t4u
w8t4u

well said

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Hi, /polit/

Firespawn
Firespawn

Shut the fuck up. The main characters are white. No one is out to destroy "British tradition" whatever that might be. The movie and books are still british as all fuck. There are schools in other countries, in other continents and some of those are even stronger or better than the britbongs. just calm the fuck down user.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

all the news about how his country is full blown cucked has gotten him down. can you really blame him?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Because prince of Persia (plus the prince of Persia film was headed by Jake gyllenhal, a white guy) isnt set in an ethnically diverse society? If 'too many coloureds' is what bothers you about cinema and literature, you really should force yourself out of the Pol/anti-sjew/Peterson circlejerk. Please make some friends, block Pol and read a good book. <3 u

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

It's set in MODERN day Britain ffs you idiot.
Of course there are going to be Indians and blacks in the magic schools too.

farquit
farquit

redpill
not earwax-tasting bean
Missed opportunity you filthy mudblood

viagrandad
viagrandad

Seems like you're cucked too.

How about you get some perspective? There are refugees and foreigners in every country, not just America, Sweeden and England. Globalization might be fucking things up but it's nothing new, and it's everywhere. There is no plot to bring down the glorious Anglo blood, people just want to leave their shit countries and go where the money is.

Bidwell
Bidwell

implying Britain has a pure ethnic identity
Their "tradition" consists of conquering half of the globe, I mean I love-hate anglos and all but how do you believe in this bullshit

likme
likme

British Tradition
Epic dog whistle for white majority my dude. Can you actually name any British traditions that are being eroded?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Series takes place in the early 90's
Somehow thinks Britain was full of shitskins at the time.

There's always been a small minority of blacks in England, but they mostly resided in London or larger cities. Hogwarts is in some magical realm in the English countryside. Hardly a haven for racial diversity.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

This is how plots in a lot of HP fanfiction go, so it's alright with me.
I kinda like Rowling's world because it's so vague and basic, you could fit pretty much anything with it by expanding on the concepts. We barely know what magical society looks like outside of Hogwarts, the main shopping street and the Quidditch Cup - for all we know there could be wild uncontrolled covens practicing pagan rituals, it's just not covered. It's a decent blank canvas of a setting, feels like someone should make an autistic MMO about it and earn millions.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Deh!

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

it's shit

viagrandad
viagrandad

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happy_sad
happy_sad

I never mentioned refugees, sonny boy. I was mostly referring to the decades old rape gangs in Britain and the borderline Orwellian laws that are in that country.

RavySnake
RavySnake

The one where Asian men don't groom White teenage girls.

The one where we're allowed to celebrate Christmas without resorting to politically correct rewording of popular songs and not being allowed to put up a tree.

The one where shops on the streets don't alternative between Indian, Pakistani and Polish corner shops.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

the casting for a ton of the kids was taken from some random students at random private schools. my brother was at one, i know at least one lad in his class was scouted for a role in the second film. these schools that i know about where this happened were in south london. probably most of the blacks in britain live in south london, if not most then a considerable amount, particularly the boroughs southwark, lewisham and lambeth, where some notable big private schools are. these days they also have a ton of kids from russia and china and india and wherever else, because of the international reputation of those schools. i just dont think the creators gave a shit about race really - rowling might be a bit of a political mong these days with her decision that hermione was actually black or whatever, but i think back then they were just looking to create some fun silly films about a wizard school, largely targeted at a young audience

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Hogwarts is in some magical realm in the English countryside.
It's the ONLY magical school in the entire country mate.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Racistanon's reasoning is basically: they brown? then they cant magic so they shouldnt be there.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

nothing about those books makes any fucking sense

MPmaster
MPmaster

It's not mere white majority, but also white supremacy. And that is a British tradition.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

There is genuine occult symbology in the Potter series. None of the magic used in Harry Potter has anything to do with any of the shit which is practiced unironically by real wizards and witches and stuff. At least that of which I'm aware of.

In terms of the Harry Potter books as being read for entertainment, they're just not well written. Characters are shallow, plot is shallow, prose is bad. The Names in the books are good, though.

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SomethingNew
SomethingNew

based deh poster

cum2soon
cum2soon

Why would you need to be redpilled about one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises? Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

a-at least the books were good though

"No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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Illusionz
Illusionz

Fucking Based

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MPmaster
MPmaster

Was this moved from /tv/ or has Veeky Forums just declined this much?

viagrandad
viagrandad

It is the greasiest political fiction of all tome

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

One Hundred Years Of Solitude
Shit Tier

Nice bait

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Time to fight user.

TreeEater
TreeEater

implying poles are in the same category as curry munchers

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Poles are unironically genetically superior to anglos.

At least they didn't ruin the western world b/c some faggot king wanted to get his dick wet, leading to the protestantization of britain, leading to the fetishization of materialism as proof of divine grace in that country, leading to the industrial revolution, leading to the hellhole we exist in now.

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