Dan Schneider Writes A Great Poem In Real Time

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

youtube.com/watch?v=gogMKtFEMeY

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Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

This is actually a really good video

massdebater
massdebater

pure autism

farquit
farquit

What's his name again?

likme
likme

Dan "She's a biter, hold her tighter" Schneider?

RavySnake
RavySnake

Fun fact, this Dan Schneider claims that the Nickelodeon Dan Schneider had an e-mail exchange with him at some point.

DeathDog
DeathDog

isn't this that dude that sucks at everything so he whines about people who don't?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

is this the guy who sperged out about infinite jest?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

He has referred to himself (quite sincerely) as the greatest poet to have ever lived, based on a metric of quality/quantity.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Why does he have such a faggoty voice?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Dan, please leave. We don't welcome faggots like you (self promoting talentless hacks trying to build a fringe following). I'm getting really sick of seeing your threads every few weeks.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

i like dan but im not really interested in his own creative output

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

You know, I wasn't triggered by his reviews, but the fact that he considers himself the objectively greatest poet of all time is just so unbelievably faggy

farquit
farquit

Friendly Veeky Forums tripfag here to let you know that I am apart of Dan Schneider's already existing fringe following.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

implying you aren't Dan himself pathetically adding layers to the persona
U can't ruse me, dirty fuck

girlDog
girlDog

Friendly Veeky Forums tripfag here
Never seen you around before. What a coincidence.

Gtfo Dan. Go and read a book or something.

Firespawn
Firespawn

I'm a /mu/trip, and am also the most successful hip-hop artist ever to come out of Veeky Forums.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

I suck huge cock, and have guzzled more cum than any other Veeky Forums trip.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

That isn't anything close to what I said, and I don't appreciate your libelous attack on my character.
You should be ashamed for trying to disrespect Dan Schneider and the Cosmoetica website through his fans rather than his work.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I feel like less of a pseude now, so thanks for that. Honestly cringe af how mechanical and unthinking the whole process was. Totally focused on style and orthodoxy.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Dan "the kike at Nick giving tykes the dick" Schneider?

Snarelure
Snarelure

Dan "Do What You Must, I've Already Won" Schneider

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Dan "75 billion+ page reads" Schneider

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