ITT philosophers who remind you of yourself
For me it's Nietzche - intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor.
ITT philosophers who remind you of yourself
Josiah White
Nicholas Hernandez
This is me. Literally me. No other philosopher can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This philosopher could not possibly be anymore me. It's me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this philosopher is me. This philosopher is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this philosopher is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this philosopher side by side, you'd see no difference. I can safely look at this philosopher every day and say "Yup, that's me". I can practically see this philosopher every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this philosopher. I chuckle softly as I'm assured everyday this philosopher is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I've found my identity with this philosopher and I know my place in this world. It's really quite funny how similar this philosopher is to me, it's almost like we're identical twins. When I first saw this philosopher, I had an existential crisis. What if this philosopher was the real me and I was just another pleb. What if this philosopher actual became aware of my existence?
Evan Bennett
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Noah Sullivan
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Zachary Torres
came here to post this
Luis Bell
No one comes as close as this guy.
His profound understanding of cause and effect in human relationships, avant garde ethical theory and never seen before take on anarchism is parallel to my own ingenuity.
Jacob White
This. It always makes me sad how little he gets talked about on here
Cameron Reed
For me it's Hitler - intelligent, nationalistic, and with a wicked sense of humor.
Luis Cox
Don't worry, he's more relevant among actual philosophers than stirner, who gets all the dank memes.
James Gonzalez
I wish I was like Diogenes. But I'll never live up to the legend.
Nicholas Stewart
>Asshole
>Masturbates in public
>Beg for money, spend it on whores
Literally me to be honest family
Christopher Baker
why haven't you mastubated in public yet user?
Grayson Baker
Nietzsche, because like him I'm wildly idealistic and a little quixotic. Nice shitpost though OP that took a bunch of effort 10/10 jimmies rustled
Wyatt Lopez
I'd still like to see some Barry Spin-posting. I'm not sure what his memes would be but they would definitely be way danker than Stirner
Zachary Lee
Too obvious
Hunter Rivera
>implying that's all Diogenes was
He's literally the most respectable man in history.
Nathan Taylor
/r9k/
witty, nihilistic, and with a beta sense of humor
Christopher Myers
Otto Weininger
Dylan Barnes
Spider fighting
Owen Perez
Jonathan Parker
Luis Jackson
Respectable choice.
Samuel Rivera
Hobbes
Alexander Torres
You wanted to be polish too OP?
I despise him because of that.
Joshua Hill
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Ian Young
I'm an ugly yet charismatic, schizophrenic loud person with crazy ideas and a wicked sense of humor.
Bentley Phillips
theoretically infinite hours in paint
Ryan Wilson
Anyone like me ?
Christopher Powell
>"i'm 16 and my philosophy is fucking superior"
Ryan Parker
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Jaxon Bennett
+ A E S T H E T I C +
Owen Sanchez
>implying you get laid like mad
Carter Cruz
Did he literally jack it in a crowd or is it considered "in public" because he was a hobo?
Logan Adams
He was a cosmopolitan.
Gavin Young
+ (not as) A S E T I C (as his contemporaries) +
Noah White
>nihilistic
N is the opposite of a nihilist, people who claim that have not read him
Easton Long
>opinions
heh
Grayson Martinez
I too believe humanity is composed solely of greedy jews and need to be put into place by society
Grayson Kelly
Definitely 'ol Kirk for me - intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humour
Austin Russell
I also lay in bed until 3 in the afternoon
Michael Reyes
Whoops
Eli Garcia
Diogenes' public masturbation called into question the way we view simple actions that harmlessly fill certain desires. He would often compare it to being able to rub his stomach to stop being hungry, and asking if it would be considered taboo to do so.
Kevin Sanchez
except i'm nowhere as smart as him but just as a shitty of a writer as him. im also a manlet.
Jason Rodriguez
Is your forehead as big as his?
Lucas Harris
For me it's Jeremy Bentham: utilitarian, unpopular with liberals but always correct
Brody Edwards
its probably huge as fuck to hold that smart ass brain of his
Mason Smith
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Henry Gomez
No
Michael Perry
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Ryder Nguyen
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