Post a better waifu. I dare you

Post a better waifu. I dare you.

Genius-level IQ, witty, pure virgin, pious, etc.

You cannot surpass that. Not even in another dimension.

>Not wanting a qt greek willing to do anything in bed

>histrionic personality
>big nose
>unrestrained mega-hypergamy
>degenerate

The fucking better be good.

> degenerate
She was one of the smartest women of all times.

> histrionic personality
more fun than a boring girl
>Big nose
I see no problem
>mega-hypergamy
think of all the kinky gangbangs you'd have
>degenerate
That's how I like them

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You just can't beat Alice Roosevelt Longworth for general hilarity

> I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.
>If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
>The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.
>He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle [regarding Woodrow Wilson]
>My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.
>Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and made it pay.

> Alice publicly supported her father's 1912 Bull Moose presidential candidacy, while her husband stayed loyal to his mentor, President Taft. During that election cycle, she appeared on stage with her father's vice presidential candidate, Hiram Johnson, in Longworth's own district. Longworth later lost by about 105 votes and she joked that she was worth at least 100 votes (meaning she was the reason he lost). However, he was elected again in 1914 and stayed in the House for the rest of his life.[3]
Alice's campaign against her husband caused a permanent chill in her marriage. During their marriage, she carried on numerous affairs. As reported in Carol Felsenthal's biography of Alice, and in Betty Boyd Caroli's The Roosevelt Women, as well by Time journalist Rebecca Winters Keegan, it was generally accepted knowledge in D.C. that she also had a long, ongoing affair with Senator William Borah, and the opening of Alice's diaries to historical researchers indicates that Borah was the father of her daughter, Paulina Longworth (1925–1957).[20]
Alice was renowned for her "brilliantly malicious" humor, even in this sensitive situation, since she had originally wanted to name her daughter "Deborah," as in "de Borah." And according to one family friend, "everybody called her [Paulina] 'Aurora Borah Alice.'" [21]

Bugger, forgot pic

Those eyes. Holy fuck. I'd bang that hoe just for those eyes.

> She will never do the Charleston on your dick

Why tho God?

I'd bang her for everything, heck i'd even remove the eyes and skullfuck her.

Hmm. That's a way to see it.

Degenerate doesn't mean stupid

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>Implying I'd want some dudes dick in wife while I watch.

Cuck

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My waifu would rekt your waifu

>Punished Princess

No. This is punished princess

venom
punished
de mendoza

an aristocrat without an eye.

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I'm a sucker for those crazy eyes

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But she is real and dead, she can't be your waifu.

I want both of them.

I'M ALREADY A PRINCESS, KING PHILIP

Countess Bethany

>You waifu is long dead, by centuries or even millennia

How do you guys deal with this crippling feeling?

Pic semi-related I guess.

At least with a historical waifu, you might meet her after death if there turns out to be an afterlife.

With a fictional waifu, it's 100% certain that she'll always be unreachable.

She's not even the prettiest Axis-aligned princess.

>preferring a chink over a Prussian in uniform

female degeneracy and intelligence seem to have a directly proportional desu, not that i'm complaining ;^)

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Worst Prussfu

She may have marginally bigger tits and a slimmer waist, but her face is kinda busted by comparison.

Best fascist

Gráinne Mhaol Ní Máille

absolutely based

Looks more like husbando material, user.

>ywn ritualistically rape boudica and her daughters as retribution for aggression against roman citizens
die in my sleep senpai

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Even the Roman soldiers knew that feel. Cockblocked by poison.

Yes

That must be the only time she was ever on top of a horse.

LIES. RUSSIA STRONG

Nyet, comrade.

IN IMPERIAL RUSSIA, HORSE RIDES YOU!

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the same whore, but with two eyes

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