Post your history memes, preferably some OC

I did this one the first days of Veeky Forums.

Apparently the entire Greek population can't be debt though.

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>commie becomes a tyrant
>NOT TRUE COMMUNISM !!! NEVER BEEN TRIED !!!

>commie gets killed before he has the chance to become a tyrant
>MARTYR OF THE WORKING CLASS, TRUE HERO, HAIL MARX

Anyone else notices this pattern? It applies to almost anyone on the list aside from Tito, who indeed can be labeled a tyrant.

Well, that's if you assume all people are the same, which certainly isn't the case. Maybe it would better/simpler:

>All people who aren't tyrants are murdered by the agents of capitalism

>Those who survive the agents of capitalisms, must necessarily have tyrannical tendencies

"Survival of the fittest" and so...

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I like this meme

>Germans get ridiculously high salaries and various benefits to work 30 hours per week when they aren't working part-time
>Greeks bust their asses working 42 hours a week without pay just so they will still have a job next year
>Germans are praised as hard-working industrious people while Greeks are the lazy NEETs of Europe
Euro logic.

>Greece thinking they're the best
Holy crap.

Germans distribute the workload efficiently amongst themselves and have massive productivity as a result.

Greeks force one worker to do the work of 4 while everyone else lives off credit and are surprised when it doesn't work.

I swear if Mugabe got assassinated by Rhodesian intelligence the Veeky Forums commies would now be masturbating to him and fantasizing about how great he would be if he was given a chance.

Not a German, but working hours mean jack shit, productivity is what matters.

Busting your ass for two hours is more valuable than slacking off for twelve.

But he wasn't. You don't understand at all, do you?

I do understand what you're trying to say, I just think your theory is horseshit so I'm not giving it any attention.

HAHAHAHAHAH

>productivity means busting your ass
So do you actually believe the Czech are lazier than Greeks or that the Swiss and Dutch slack off more than the French?

I'm not even saying that Greeks are necessarily lazy, I'm saying that working hours mean exactly nothing.

That's bullshit. Whoever has the best machinery would win that comparison. One landowner who does literally nothing all day while his robots do the work for him would be crowned the hardest working man ever.

>Pinochet
>not helicopter rides

You had one job

Greece is the only country to default on its debt multiple times so seems fine to me with that logic.

OVER THE ALPS PERHAPS!?

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All you'd need is about 2 more states and some borders to be redrawn for the Middle East to have peace again.

Well I doubt you believe that in Germany everything is being done by robots while in Greece they're making fire by rubbing two sticks together.

Anyway, two guys get hired to mop a hallway. One of them mops it in an hour. Second dude mops some, then goes to smoke a cigarette, mops some more, reads a newspaper, mops some more, calls his girlfriend on the phone, mops some more and in 4 hours he's finished.

Working hours mean fuck all.

This. The highest productivity is achieved by the guy switching on the autonomous robot factory. Infinite wealth/time worked ratio.
It's funny how we claim to have dumped the LTV and wrecked Marxist economics but we're still using these quasi-Marxist metrics.

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>le belgians traveled to africa, killed several million nigs with several thousand men, did nothing with africa, went back home meme
NICE MEME

>innocents
you misspelled "socialist fags"

LTV is nonsense. I think when people started getting paid by the hour, people like Smith and Marx went full retard and assumed this is what objectively defines value.

>win all those battles
>lose the war

>I doubt you believe that in Germany everything is being done by robots while in Greece they're making fire by rubbing two sticks together.
Not that guy but I do believe there is more capital invested in Germany than in Greece.
If nothing else, I'm pretty sure the healthcare sector in Germany is better funded and thus has access to better equipment and more qualified workers.

>Working hours mean fuck all.
"""Productivity""" means fuck all.

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Antiochus please

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100% true, Bismarck should be put in the bench for the whole league.

Actually went fine under Mugabe for a couple months

Then he went full retard decided to opt for """Wealth distribution""" i.e. take farmland from whitey and it all went downhill from there.

Why did land reform work in Taiwan but not in Zimbabwe?

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Ave, my name is Kenus Magnus.

I’m a 27 year old American Romephile (Rome fan for you barbarians). I sculpt busts in my workshop, and spend my days perfecting my art and watch superior roman games. (Chariot races, gladiator contests)

I train with my Pilum every day, this superior weapon can pierce steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my Pilum license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Latin fluently, both vulgare Latinum and Church Latin, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Roman history and their stoicist philosophy, which I follow 100%

When I get my Roman visa, I am moving to Rome to attend a prestigious ludum to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a gladiator for Ludus Magnus or a game organizer!

I own several loria segmentata, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Rome, so I can fit in easier. I pray for the emperor and speak Latin as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Rome!

Kind of hard to win a war when your own city-state is actively sabotaging your efforts.

genocide? never heard of him.

So poland views germany as both the most and least trust worthy?

One can only assume that there's no overlap between the Poles who find the Germans untrustworthy and those who trust them over any other nation in Europe.

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HAH! HALF HIS ARMY WOULD DIE OF ATTRITION ALONE. THE OTHER HALF WOULD DESERT!

DO YOU SUPPOSE THE GAULS WILL WELCOME HIM?

>my country has a better work ethic than Germany
Ahaha

This could just as easily be applied to Europe, whilst within Europe for the Balkans in particular you'd have to multiply the 317,000,000-state solution by 50.

You should see Serbia

I dunno, man, the Finns have a more or less unbroken history of being the biggest badasses in Europe.

There's peace in Europe without a 742.5 million state population

>be single greatest military commander in all of human history
>work for single most corrupt, dysfunctional, and unsupportive government in all of human history

At least he got to be the Roman boogeyman for centuries after he died, even while the Romans continued to scoff at the idea that literally anyone could ever tactically outfight them

>Those army sizes.
>Doubt

Chiang Kai-shek was literally the only leader during WWII who did nothing wrong

Look, a genuine retard

no fucking chance that 2,000 years of constant warfare, the cold war, or kebab removal less than 20 years ago could have brought that about

not that most greeks aren't worthless pieces of shit but you clearly have never been to germany

I SUPPOSE HE WILL BRING WITH HIM
AN ARMY OF ELEPHANTS!

The only acceptable ones are Frick (unions are alright in theory) and Leopold. The other two killed Islamists or communists, two of the worlds worst ideologies.

Never suggested it didn't. Talking about the now.

>Leopold II
>capitalist

Oh boy

This can never be topped

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what is this?

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Greece is the eternal jude.

>Turkic khanates, I'm Tang Dynasty

Perhaps he's wondering why someone would beat a man before throwing him off a caravan

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apart from being a brainless moron

SENATORS. I DARE SAY THAT WOULD BE QUITE A FEAT. EVEN FOR THE GREAT
HANNIBAL
BARCA
>inception music

>redditball
>bourgeois propaganda