I am abnormally skinny. The Skinniest size of jeans will look bootcut on me...

stats?

Squats n oatz

Gonna need pics OP.

post fit or lies

you're lying

Literally keep eating until you start to gain weight and can fill out more than just children's clothes. Unless your 'enormous metabolism' transports the food that enters your body to a different dimension, you WILL gain weight. JUST. EAT. MORE.

Not OP but i'm another skinny dude with "enormous metabolism" I'm literately eating nothing but fast food.

Well I haven't gained shit, beside the probability to die from a heart disease

delete thread
Ask thinspo or fuccboi or both trust me.

bootcut isnt a 'size'

anyways, gain weight

i'm also a guy who is skinny with a high metabolism and a small appetite
who here's jealous?

Wasn't saying this for the jelly, but I feel like this is an issue for myself, I can't get gains, can't muscle up as any Veeky Forums would do, need to buy small clothes and even skinny jeans look like they're normal with my legs.

Majority of the time people writing this shit aren't even that skinny. Just skinny fat.

Eat 3500 Cal/per day consistently for 1 month. Unless youre already morbidly obese or an elite level marathon runner, you WILL gain weight. If not, call a scientist because you will have changed the scientific consensus of how human bodies work. JUST.

ALRIGHT I'LL DO THAT.

So I need to eat a lot of pastas, soy milk, etc.

grow big legs

I feel like skinny people that say "I eat nothing but junk food and gain no weight" have no idea how much a fat person eats. Metabolism accounts for almost nothing. Maybe 300 calories. It's thermal dynamics, you consume so many calories and you spend so many.

save money it isnt hard

not OP but i'm going to weigh in because i have a similar problem

it's not that i feel like i eat so much i should be fat, i just feel like i eat enough that my 18.5 bmi doesn't make any sense. i can't see where i'm burning all of these calories

somewhere in the brains, muscles, organs
maybe the metabolism is just bad in digesting

there is this thing in which they put shit of one person into another persons guts to restart the microfauna that inhibits the bowel
And if you get shit of a fat person you can also get fat afterwards
It might be just an urban myth though

>somewhere in the brains
as in my brain is using all those calories to be extremely powerful...

>i have a naturally enormous metabolism

Myth

Just get super skinny fit from any mall tier store