Who is the most effay sports team, and why is it Real Madrid?

Unbelievably they are so elite that they've returned to the pinnacle in less than a decade. Another option is Arsenal, name a better away kit than 13/14. Wengers fits are on point aswell.

plebs need to apply

>returned to the pinnacle in less than a decade

not that great of an achievement considering every ref in italy is on their payroll

>Wengers fits are on point aswell
pfft, not as good as Pep or Mou tho

In world football it is definitely the royal whites. PSG can be in the convo of being effay as well.
>APorLaUndecima

>this

is top 4 effay?

Only Liverpool aren't you listening
Chelsea is shit now anyway

Liverpool dont make top 4 tho, so...
lucky if they make Europa league

Second most richest sports team of this entire solar system

> top four
Figured you were a foreign soccer fan who doesn't speak English, referring to the "big four," ie England's four most successful big money teams: Chelsea, Manchester United, Liverpool, Arsenal
Who cares about Europe it's all rigged

>these butthurt small-time other Italian team fans

stay mad

also marchisio is the most effay player by far, pic related

this isn't the 70s or the 90s

Surprised no one has said this.

Literally a no-brainer.

Correct answer is Arsenal.
>Consistently good kits
>Sexy pre-game suits
>Team full of aesthetic guys to wear it

No other team is as dedicated enough to prefer looking good over actual sporting success.

>implying

>no portuguese teams

>scousers
>arse shit

italian teams tend to be alright tbf

This

My favourite jersey was Bayern's away one in 2013/14. It resembles the national garments worn here in Southern Germany/Austria.

Giroud is a bit more trashy. Marchisio has that Pitti style going on.

I always notice that the suits the managers of the big three in Portugal are cool. The armband looks cool as well.

wherever AVB is

simply unmatched

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his nips are very un aesthetic

>no 6-pack

nice """""""""""athlete"""""""""" you posted there

look at em now tho. There is literally no team in Ligue 1 who can match them.

fuck all those teams theyre shite

he's at zenit now
but he was most effay at spurs since spurs are the most effay club desu

PSG fan here, it feels good being so effay. Now to actually win something

The long sleeve version of this is Veeky Forums af

Marseille a few years ago
And Lyon too

>PSG fan here
do you speak Farsi, Arabic, or Urdu?

> acknowledging spurs as an entity
> not immediately denouncing the team and their fans as Zionist scum
Oven magnet detected

>Now to actually win something
>won the ligue 4 years consecutively
spoiled, gloryhunting, plastic fuck

im the yid from above but this made me laugh

The only good Jewish team is Beitar Jerusalem I just wish it was easier to follow Israeli soccer cuz I'd love to watch their fans spew hatred whenever an Arab player has possession

>Winning a league with near zero competition
When we win a competition with the big boys then I'll be really impressed

Literally the working man's team. Congrats to them but poorfags BTFO

>not posting extreme qt Emre Can

Pic related, the modern deity, the most Veeky Forums Zlatan

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I like my old Cameroon kit

these should have been the French shirts until the end of time 2bh senpai

I hope you're joking, that picture is horrendous

Different fag but bayern has had some decent kits
That isn't one of them

I like the old Beşiktas jersey when they were sponsored by Toyota it looks clean

GOAT

>runner-up: Inter Milan
fucking kill yourself piece of shit

>2016
>supporting AC Milan

kek kek

>who is Juventus

absolutely retarded

>you will never be the dominant team in a small country that still managed to win the champions league three times in a row.
>tfw Ajax cultivated the likes of van Basten, Cruyff, Zlatan, Suarez, etc...
>So amped on MUH YOUTH that the average age of the team is like 19
>Most recognizable kit of all time

wow, ajax and milan are almost like complete opposites

gross middle-school tier.

>Liverpool
>Ajax
>Celtic
>Barca

emre from based liverpool

Being a bandwagoner isn't Veeky Forums you mong

You forgot about this