What are the most Veeky Forums baby names?

having a baby is not effay

Alexander
Vincent

this.

>VINCENT
>HOW ARE YOU DOING THIS VINCENT?
>HOW HAVE YOU DONE ANY OF THIS?
>WE HAVE TO SWIM BACK

Kind of a tradition on my dad's side of the family to use D names so here's what I have

Girl
>Danielle (Ellie for short)
>Dakota
>Dawn

Boy
>Deacon
>Declan
>Dane

Kek, I just finished this movie in my psych class

What do you think about Bastian for a boy?

louis is the only good name there

I love that name

What's the most effay method of abortion? Doing enough drugs that the babby dies?

My picks:
Female:
Ophelia
Vivian
Valentina

Male:
Sebastian
Raphael (Rafe for short)
Elias

Juliet's the only good one.

Alexander, Olivia, and Elizabeth are good.

>Now when I'm working and a girl named Charlotte asks for her coffee I spit in it.
can't stop laughing

>(Rafe for short)

Fuck idk if it's the name but I had the same experience with a different Charlotte.

Girl:
Alice
Josephine
Adeline
Claire

Boy:
Adam
Thomas
Daniel

I like Flora or Florine for a girl.

Boy:
Julian

I win.

sterling is perfect, yes

Those are fucking horrible or nerdy names that will get your kids bullied.

>Boy
Alexander
Thomas
William
Charles
Gregory
Desmond
Julian
Adam
Thomas

>this whole thread
it's impossible to parody you people. 90% of the names that have been posted are middle class insecurities mascarading as contrived pretentiousness

Judas, Brutus, Joseph, Adolf

Kek

Having a child and still posting on a Japanese image board, i hope your kid turns out alright and isn't a massive weirdo or weeb.

anyways i like Sano
Akito
Chiaki

Boy
>Bruce Wayne (literally my fathers name not even kidding)
>Colton
>Kane
>Tobias
>Lorenzo

Girls
>Kairi

I really like the name kairi and not not because of kingdom hearts. Plus it means sea town and I live in an ocean resort city. I am forever alone though so not like any of this matters.

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Mohammed

Whatever you do please do not give your child a last name as their first name.

>not giving your child practical names that will be their future occupation

>infiltrator
>trooper
>enforcer
>liberator
>soldier
>operator

Frank

Every boy name is shit except for Sterling.

Every single name on your list, with the exception of Victoria, is a fucking meme-tier name that will surely result in your kid growing up to be a faggot.

>Braxton
Something about this name makes me want to start a fight with anyone who's named this
>Sterling
won't be a fitting name until he's 70
>Prescott
Everyone is just gonna call him "Scott" anyway
>Marc-Anthony
Every time I say this name in my head I say it in the voice of some snooty rich cartoon woman
>Louis (French pronounciation)
If you don't live in France, then you're just being a douchebag
>Florence
Almost okay, but still not okay
>Guillaume
How the fuck do you even pronounce this?

>Blanche
I'd make fun of anyone named Blanche, just for the simple fact that her parents picked such a stupid name for their child, it makes me think of a retard trying to refer to ranch dressing.
>Babette
Is this a joke?
>Gabrielle
Not really a bad name, but the only Gabrielle I ever knew was kind of a bitch.
>Victoria
Normal name
>Wilhelmina
Stop trying so hard, this sounds like the name of a german horse
>Madeline
100% guarantee she grows up to be a cunt.

Anthony/Antonio
Vincent/Vicente
Theodore/Teodoro

I will only have sons; I will call them by their latin name but give them the anglo spelling on paper so they have a shot at the job market. Or is it more Veeky Forums to have the latin version allaround?

Binge
Lafayette
Tumultuous
Reginald
Archibald
Roto
Malaria
Zay
Hep C

I'll keep it in mind, Zachary

>my name is Dakota
>not a girl

kill me pls

Zob is a pretty popular french name for boys

>Boy
Raf Simons
Rick Owens

>Girl
Usually what I'm
Dressed in

My mom wanted to name all her kids after people from the Bible so my dad named my sister Methuselah. She goes by Sally but I call her Meth.

then what is your own name?

Pontius
Gaius
Cassius
Marcus
Cicero
Quintilianus

I know a girl named Paulina. Tiny italian ballerina girl.

Maleah
>muh-leah

I'll be happy to Analise your daughter on her 18th birthday

>Boy
Chad

>Girl
Stacey

if you want your child to be a Chad/Stacey
they have to be an actual Chad/Stacey

Israeli monosyllabic names for girls are cool
Girl names (not joking):
Tom
Mor
Bar
Every girl I've ever met with one of those names has been sexy af

All of those are unironically great names.

Veeky Forums contrarianism: the post

>Not naming your child Senbonzakura Kageyoshi
>Not saying "Scatter, Senbonzakura Kageyoshi" when you wish for your child to leave you alone.

filthy

>boy

Raphael

>Girl

Euphemia

all the girl names sound like fat girl names desu

except victoria

this desu, im called sidney as a dude and it fucking sucks, it doesn't matter if it was originally a men's name because american hippie parents turned it into a female name and now im stuck with it

shit sucks tbqh

>Cain
>Stella

No names are better than these.

this kek

get a normal pleb name you poor fucks, like Dave or Dylan.

could be worse, at least you're not called mckenzie like I am

im a mostly white looking dude but my mom was a mutt, she gave me a stupid ass middle name as well id rather not say

>upper middle class ex-hippy white woman who visits a fortune teller once a month and strongly believes in the power of crystals names

> she gave me a stupid ass middle name as well id rather not say
francis. it's francis isn't it?

Dave is a cool name tho

Jesus christ I love this website

>Tfw when my parents named me Sabit

In highschool, I was classmates with a girl named Fghij (pronounced "fidge"). Turns out its her family tradition to have names by ABCs.

So her brother is Abcde (pronounced "Absidi") and her cousin is Stuvw (pronounced as "stoovi").

Holy fuck, why would you ever name a boy Florence?

Holy fuck, why would you ever name a girl Blanche after the year 1940?

>anal ease

francis isn't even close

spoiler: it's pear

my name is mckenzie pear

Nah Blanche works well today.

I saw an article about the "original" names in my hometown.
Lemmy-Rock
Ey-Zi
Keverly
Melygan
Sheyenne
Anakin
Rosiy
Djazz
Lee-Jay
Kendji

Guess the country.

>boy/girl
Mishka.

>Kek

If I had a kid
Boy
>Caleb
>Chase

Girl
>Elizabeth or just Eliza
>Claire
>Sarah

>boy
Sasha
Victor
Sean
Liam
Xavier

>girl
Dolores
Casey
Ryan
A lot of boy'snames, really

>boy
Bernard
Kamille
Leon
Sebastian

>girls
Sophia
Theodora
Elizabeth

You forgot
Chlam Ydia

All these names seem white trash as fuck to me. What about some nice biblical names, James, Mark, Thomas.

>boy
Zeus
Kai
Lucean
Kirby

>girl
Ruby
Eileen
Rosalie
Plonk

>boy
Maximilian
Ethan
Michael
Joel
Nikolaj
Miles

>girl
Dalia
Yolande
Kendall
Hannah
Courtney

Boy

Simon
Johann
Kai
Shaul
Isaiah

Girl
Ava/Alva
Reina
Hanna
Eleah
Miriam

How is Zossarian for a boy?

own that shit

>kirby
>plonk

yeah nc try

>Miles
I kinda imagine a greasy, fat dude hearing that

>Courtney
>Kendall
Stacey names

Biblical names are best. They sound the most graceful and dignified to me.

>Boy
Jamal

>Girl
Shaniqua

After all it's probably not your son user

>boy
Fregory
Tedgonald
Mitchmitchmeow

>girl
Banana
Mermaid flower
Princess-Snow

surprised no one has touched on alliteration. ie, my last name starts with a V, so i want my kids to have first names to start with V.

Was thinking Victoria for a girl, Vicente for a boy. dont really like victor

SONO CHI NO SADAME

>boy
Juan
Jesus
Jerardo
Jose
Julian
Jando

>Girl
Yesenia
yarida
yanis
Yanoria
Yolanda
Yoko

eyyy b0ss

go back to mexico

>Braxton
are you fucking kidding me
also children are disgusting not /fa

isnt braxton a mortal combat character?

Greasy Mexican detected