step 2 : say this What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my Industrial Design and Furniture Design class, and have designed over 40 collections under my name, not to mention my work for Jil Sander and Dior. I am a trained culture vulture and have over 300 'inspired' ideas. You are nothing to me but just another fuccboi with an average level of disposable income. I will wipe you the fuck out with shitty over-hyped collaborations with adidas that your wallet will find irresistible, mark my fucking words. I have over 87 unique colorway suggestions generated by Microsoft PowerPoint for my ozweegos untill the day that I die. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of designers and influential social media contacts across the globe and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the perma ban, faggot. I will wipe your pathetic smile of your face and ruin that thing you call life, or should I say Veeky Forums? You’re fucking dead, kid. I can design anything, anytime, and make it sell. I can sell the same idea to you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s without watching Joy Division videos on youtube. Not only am I extensively trained in turning culture into cash, but I have access to an entire arsenal of archives and I will use it to its full extent to put your bank account into overdraft, you little shit. Why do you think the Peter Saville parka's keep appearing on Grailed, you ignorant scum? If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
This wouldn't have been so bad if you didn't use that fucking copypasta.
Joseph Jones
i saved this from a thread if anyone wants to use it: Bro. Last year i did the same, I shew my friends raf sneakers. They said the same "ugly shits, alien shoes, wadervoz" This year i buyed some raf. They Were like "wtf" "what are those" still Since some months these cocksuckers began to wear cdg play, everybody in my town got play cons, wearing fake bape sharks and liking ozweegos pics on insta, saying Its their grails and god shoes. When i tell them "yo i have raf and shew you some pairs Last year you said it Was horrible" and they Were all like "i never said this man" "wtf u are talking about" And Now theyre all running on raf Dick You must not give a fuck and the first error is to show your friends things like raf rick Because they are all going to follow the hype and it Will disgust you as it disgusted me to see richfaggots with fake bogos and other things
Christopher Rogers
bored sick at home so i tried vocaroo.com/i/s1S1AY8K42qA my english is bad dont think i can do the whole thing without mistakes
great contribution. a bet posting that gave you a little rush, huh?
Sebastian Torres
please do this one anons
sound asian
what the fuck is this autism lmao
Austin Torres
Hey chamone, your voice.. its so.. chamone: yeah?? its so.. effay. chamone: its what? effay chamone: essay? no effay. like the Veeky Forums board chamone: theres no one here
Damn. I mean you could be making all this up, but if not, damn man.
>fooshboaih Laughed out loud. Also you fucking sound like you could be some obnoxious douche in a movie or video game. Well fucking done, loved it >You’re fucking dead, kid. Just perfect.
