Sartre:
>[common sense every modern living person had already considered]
>just like... do whatever feels meaningful to you, lol
Camus:
>yeah what he said, but also life's like so absurd you guys, just gotta face the absurd erry day lmao
Foucault:
>things were different in the past, you know... doesn't me pointing that out make me deep and intellectual?
Aristotle:
>my pants are on fire
>Aristotle:
>>my pants are on fire
what did he mean by this?
Ionians
>everything is just this one material thing
Eleatics
>everything is just this one immaterial thing
Pythagoras
>everything is number
Socrates
>what is everything?
>Plato
>everything sensible is unreal and modeled after the intellectual
Aristotle
>everything is made of form and matter; except abstract objects and pure forms
Harris/Dawkins:
>if a thing is unreal and u cant touch it its not fuckin real and pointless lmao
Nick Land:
>what if tech is kinda like how biology like u know natural selection and get a cosnciousness lol
Nietzsche:
>alpha af m8 gotta do what u like, enjoy the suffering gainz thru pain m8
Any analytic philosopher
>dude look at my autism lol
This is a good thread.
Habermas:
>dude society is important too people don't just sit in their rooms all day eventually they talk to each other and make rational decisions that way too dude this is deep lmao
Descartes:
>dude my own existence is the one thing that I can be most sure of, lol, so God exists because I say so. Also if you put algebra and geometry together they both get easier lmao
Lyotard:
>dude any time some Jesus or Marx tells me he's got all the answers I'm immediately skeptical, we're even more jaded and savvy than modern society now, we're, like, 'post-modern' lmao
Hume:
>Guys, c'mon, miracles are bullshit lol
Sure, philosophers are "deep"
Bumping for potential.
Stirner
>ideas are tools to serve you, not things to be served
Kant
>Act like the good guy you'd want everyone to be.
Socrates
>I know a lot but my ignorance is greater than my knowledge so I'm just going to ridicule you and make you realize that you're ignorant too.
Plato
>Socrates dindu nuthin. Shit you see in real life is just an imperfect reflection of the eternal and perfect ideas we have in our heads yo. We shuld be kingz and shit.
Hobbes
>Everyone is a piece of shit. We need the state to prevent us to be pieces of shit.
Rousseau
>The state and society made us pieces of shit. We were good guys before that.
Evola
>Discipline yourself and be as anal as you can be in order to escape an alienating modernity.
Guenon
>Abandon modernity, it's shit. Did I tell you about this super obscure esoteric shit that I studied?
De Beauvoir
>A little bourgeoise like me is totally legit to represent women and define their condition. Also, I like little girls.
Foucault
>I'm just gonna misread history and claim shit about power structures.
Girard
>If your friend wants that girl, you'll try to destroy him in order to get her. Also, most religions need scapegoats as a catharsis, except christianity because Jesus is the scapegoat.
Zizek
>Ideology is everywhere but in my philosophy. Also, you guys should check my Hegelo-Lacanian reading of this Hitchcock film *sniffs*
Stirner
>Act like a little entitled piece of shit because nothing is real.
Heidegger
>dude all our definitions of 'being' so far have been recursive and this is the cause of just about all serious problems in society, imma fix that shit lmao
Wittgenstein I
>dude meaning is pictures in your head lmao and so is logic too and also all of reality kinda. btw all the explanations i'm giving are nonsense but that won't matter once you realise i'm right
Wittgenstein II
>dude meaning is what people do when they, like, MEAN stuff, you know bro, it's like a verb not a noun mang [hits bong]
You know we can have this thread without all the stupid ironic Facebook speak, you fucking children.
We can have it without all the you, too.
Die in a fire.
Make sure you're a Hindu so you get to reincarnate.
Die in a fire again.
Go back to Facebook you underaged mongoloid. Just how mad you are at someone calling you out on your idiocy shows how much you don't need to be here.
>underaged mongoloid
>how mad you are
>you are
Wew
Spinoza:
>whoa everything is nature is God is fuck the bible
Bentham:
>make people happy :)
Mill:
>make people learn to be happy B)
Kierkegaard:
>GOD because yeah why not
Hegel:
>my country is literally the best thing that will ever exist 卐卐卐
Derrida:
>whoa these are squiggles not words but this is not this but that which must be a "this" to be wholly "that" there is no difference between this and that, only differance between This and That
Lacan:
>The Ego shapes The Society shapes The Language shapes The I shapes The Improper Nouns I Use As Proper Nouns
Nassim Taleb
>let me tell you about how awesome i
>fuck nerds
>*I am
fucked that one up.
Voltaire
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>
>
Diogenes
>everything Plato says is bullshit
hi everyone it's Stefan Molyneux of Freedomain Radio I hope you're doing well.
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Stirner
>lol so randumb xd
Nietzche
>people today are sheep, you should become le edgy übermensch who doesn't give a fuck
Zizek
>do you think you are a good socialist/anarchist/communist/blabla? think again, whatever you do, it's drenched with global capitalist ideology
Dawkins
>ideas evolve just like species. also, religion is evil, even though I follow christian morality.
Evola
>everything was better in the past, especially in some really ancient era I cannot prove existed. we wuz gods and shit back then.
Rousseau
>caveman were the best! too bad we invented civilization. oh well, let's just agree on not being dicks to each other.
Burke
>the french revolution sucks! the english path (gradual progress from feudalism to a constitutional monarchy) is the only valid way to social reform.
I too enjoy memes
>the french revolution sucks! the english path (gradual progress from feudalism to a constitutional monarchy) is the only valid way to Islam
ftfy
Socrates
>you know nothing, let me prove you by asking stupid questions. now let me tell you how it really is...
Plato
>democracy sucks, me and my friends should be the leaders. also, there are two worlds, one is material and one is for ideas.
Marcus Aurelius
>get your shit together and make yourself productive for fuck's sake.
Buddha
>you are unhappy because you desire stuff. just let it go man!
Nick Land
>it's cybernetics i don't got to explain shit lol. Also le Trumpenfuhrer XD u mad leftists?
Socrates
>but why
>but why
>but why
>but why
>but why
>:^)
the French Revolution seems like a pretty valid way to Islam now desu
Plotinus
>what Plato said but with God somewhere in between
Where's the Muslim mayor of Paris then?
Yeah, that's right senpai.
Lil Wayne
>What!
if we're comparing the French Revolution to the English transition to consitutional monarchy, then France is 600 years behind but still almost caught up
Robert anton wilson/timothy leary
>it's all in ur head m8
Man the amphetamines really fucked with his head.
Still he had so many ideas and was one of the most creative persons philosophically in the 90's. Still, in our age if you don't live on the edge, you can't really do great breakthroughs and do your own crazy thing.
Sigmund Freud
>Man those nig nogs sure are undeveloped aren't they, whwith all the taboo... and...
>Oh... mother, I didn't realise you... came so soon
Underrated post
Diogenes
>365 BC
>not jerking off in public
Foucault
> dude, I would totally lick Nietzsche's jizz out of Bataille's ass, while pushing my enourmous schlong into Marx hairy asshole, squeezing my anus around Levi-Stauss donger, squashing Heidegger's balls with my right hand and feeling Deleuze's bum with my left
Was he really a philosopher?
No. He had a love for confirmation bias, not for wisdom.
Your Aristotle is wrong bae
How could anyone read Hume on miracles and think this was his view?
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting
And we can have this thread without your faggot ass
Heidegger
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little jew? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Presorcatics academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Athens academy, and I have over 300 confirmed kills including this fucking jew Plato. I am trained in house construction and I’m the top poacher in the entire Schwarzwald. You are nothing to me but just goddamn jew. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in the field of hermemeutics, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that cartesian shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of daseins across the being-in-the-world and your inauthentic existence is being traced right now so you better prepare for the being-towards-death jew. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can educate you about fundamental ontology, and that’s just with my hammer and nails. Not only am I extensively trained in hölderlin poetry, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the nazi party and presocratics faggotry and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little cartesian meditations was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn fenomenologist. I will shit fury all over you and I'll make you dwell in it. You’re fucking dead, Edmund.
lol thank you for this
There's an article called "Nick Land An Experiment in Inhumanism" that charts his rise and fall pretty well. His article on Kant and capital is still a decent read.
Buddha
>Don't be a cunt
>diogenes
MEMES
Fuck off
kek someone's salty
>your inauthentic existence is being traced right now so you better prepare for the being-towards-death jew
Toppest of keks.
Bastiat
>Do you support me being shot?
>Dawkins
>philosopher
Baudrillard
I laughed
Plato
Everything. You should think Aristotle as the founder of rational discourse of modern science and philosophy. Also, he is god.
Hot
>heidegger Veeky Forums as fuck
Preach.
>Aristotle
>Science
It saddens me that a good portion of Veeky Forums believe this.
here in quebec, we actually study him in philosophy
Wittgenstein
>look at this fuckin duck-rabbit lol
Rorty
>how many layers of irony are you on
Nozick
>dude wilt chamberlain lamo
Ray Brassier
>dude nothing lmao
only a great philosopher would generate this sort of reaction
Well that poses a question. Who gave him HIV? What do you think?
The hegemonic discursivity of AIDS discourse inscribed in discursive bodies.
>Also if you put algebra and geometry together they both get easier lmao
not for me :-(
>the bible
Spinoza was born Jewish and raised with Jews, nice try
>fuck the bible
>Spinoza was Jewish
>fenomenologist
I will choose to believe you spelled it this way for 4 years and nobody cared enough to correct you.
Goodnight.
Why do people defend Foucault so hard on Veeky Forums?
Schopenhauer: Fuck women
Except don't actually
>Harris: dude it's just common sense lol
ITS A MEME
Fuck off
Seneca
>Be yourself
>Also, stop whining
Marcus Aurelius
>Yeah, what Seneca said
/thread
Also Aristotle was a mistake.
Kek
France - 9% Muslim
UK - 4% Muslim
which dialogue?
If it isn't the entirety of Phaedra, then it's the dinner party.
You're confusing Lil Wayne and Lil Jon, you uneducated cur.
Hume:
> if i can't see it or understand it it doesn't real lol
Ayer:
> what that guy said except in fancypants logic-speak