Why do many ancient religions feature a snake god?

Why do many ancient religions feature a snake god?

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proof the demiurge is real

WE WUZ GODS N SHEEIT BUT THE MONOTEIST RELIGIONS TOOK IT AWAY FROM US

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Snakes represent, life, death, and rebirth. They "die" shedding their old bodies and gaining new ones.

Or this. Did you know that there are people that actually worship the Demiurge? World is a fucked up place.

Sneks are pretty metal

Even more important than skin shedding is the fact that Snakes are a the closest we have to a literal phallic symbol, and they reflect the male drive to consume and conquer.

Mysterious

Badger badger badger badger

Existence of snake God proven.

How else would snakes be everywhere? Snake god put them there.


>there is a sky gid in almost all cultures
>sky exist to all humans
Therefore sky God must have existed and put the sky in the view of humans. Same goes for rivers, earth, rain, thunder, fire, flood, sex, death birth Gods.

Do they? The Slavs had one, so did the Minoans, but most mythologies don't have snake gods. I guess you could count dragons as "snake gods" but I don't think that's how they were understood historically.

THere are sneks in scandinavia?

They have the same snakes they have in Britain, grass snakes and Adders. Adders are extremely venomous, but there's no sign of them being worshipped or involved in cult activity in any way, tho ofc they inspired nordic dragons (who spit poison, not fire) and one was used to punish Loki for killing Baldr.

>Look at a snake
>See a penis
>Look at a Church tower
>See a Penis
>See a legendary architectural monument, built by thousands of people through hundreds of years and put in place by several big minds
>See a penis
Those people should really seek help.

wtf why are there no sneks in ireland?

The Irish prayed God so hard he sent a saint to kick snek satans out.

Serpents represent wisdom and beauty.

Fallen angels (or "ancient aliens" for the fedoras) came to Earth and meddled with mankind.

Read Genesis and the Book of Enoch.

They represent our reptilian overlords who build pyramids.

Neither in Hawaii or New Zealand either.

Did you know people actually worship Jesus. The world is a fucked up place

>flicks tongue to taste air
Wait a sssssssssssecond
>sheds skin
Ssssssssssssssso you are ssssssssssssaying
>unhinges jaw and eats a pig whole
That We wassssssssssssssssssss
>slithers onto rock to raise body temperature
That we wasssss godsssssssssssssssssssss?!

Lol I was going to ironically post something like this. Daily reminder that people believe this.

>i-it's just a coincidence that all of mankind talked about these events happening!

Cognitive dissonance is strong with this one

I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES IN MY MOTHERFUCKING BABYLON

demiurge

Satan, not "demiurge"

Implying there's a difference
Implying Jesus didn't come to warn us about "the lord of this world" and teach us about God the father who "no one had ever seen but him"

Satan created the material world?

Saint Patrick threw them out

gnosticism is a retarded meme

God created the world

Satan ruined it

>purest form of christianity
>a retarded meme
lmao

>gnosticism
>christian
Now this is baitposting

Jesus never said to abandon physical life.

God created your body, you're supposed to keep it clean and holy.

Did you know people don't actually worship Yahweh. The world is a fucked up place.

Saint "serpent slayer" Patrick

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