Hey guys what's the most effay condom brand/style/size?

hey guys what's the most effay condom brand/style/size?

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skyn large p good

dude its just a condom

No condom. Just be sure they dont have the std's

what do you mean? i need to make sure every single part of my getup, from shoes to clothes to underwear to accessories are as effay as possible...

neato, spend less time on here, go get a hobby

magnums since they fit me unlike you pencil dicked cucks ctfu

Trojans
>Nice blue color, highlighted by white details
>Simple, yet powerful logo

how do you guys bring up the brand of condom you use as you're about to slip it on? i need to make sure my date is aware of and impressed by my impeccable taste. i've considered the following options:

>conspicuously wave the packaging in front of her a few times and make sure she sees the brand as i tear it open
>make her open it for me, thus making sure she's aware
>drop a casual line like "yea i really like -X brand- condoms because -some bullshit-"

any other suggestions?

slip the condom on before the date otherwise you're going to seem like a huge autist

eh...what? Is this a funny maymay?

Bape

And risk having half my pay check go to a kid I never wanted? Fuck that.

>hey guys what's the most effay condom brand/style/size?
You are cancer OP. How insecure can you be?

The female condom

it's a b8 you dingus

only reason to have a condom is to fuss with the wrapper a bit in the dark and mime one one really

>having sex
>being Veeky Forums
pick one.

Never seen Porky's?
How underage are you?

>using condoms and thinking your are effay
shiggydiggydooooo

Crown Skinless Skin or Durex Extra Sensitive

Fuk the but

duh

Make some tea for her after you fuck. Slip some plan B in.

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Best thing I've read all night. Thanks Veeky Forumsm.

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chinks win once again

are these the only ones that fit yer tiny dingus lolrekt

stop shilling condoms you fuck

I buy the slim fit tapered condoms

tiny dicks are way more Veeky Forums than huge ones

6/10 kek

monster condoms for my magnum dong

No, OP. Keep shilling condoms. Maybe there will be less faggots like this poster born. I doubt it though. You can not fix the kind of stupid his parents must have been.

>there's an answer to this question that could be considered serious
>mfw

the one that fits you

having sex with a condom is not Veeky Forums

is durex ultra sensative effay? thats what I use

wow i havent watched moon tv in forever

Plebs don't even know about Okamotos.

only if you have a monster dong

Sex is for disgusting degenerate normies. Openly discussing it is even more filthy. Remove yourself swine.

These threads are getting ridiculous.
Asking for the most fashionable condoms is not fucking effay, kill yourself.

How many more years till you reach the rank of wizard?

most whitu piggus can't probably wear chink condoms, not even the XL Super BigBoy Extreme's

this is the hypest shit in the world. lmfaooooo
resell is probably $100 for the pack of 3
shit better make my dick ape sized

I started using those condoms because I'm xldong masterrace and they're actually better fitted than medium American rubbers. My biggest griped about them is that Okamotos dry out super fast, so you need a water-based lube if you have any stamina.

does 57cm width in a condom mean flat width or cylinder diameter?

widzę cię anonku

Are all American condom wrappers square?
Pic related is regular sized (and shaped) Nordic wrappers. Big one is two condoms.
And your condom boxes as well. They are all giant. Impossible to have in your pocket unseen.

I had an American girl at my apartment and when I handed her a condom she got confused and didn't know what it was due to the "squished" packaging.

Whatever you're talking about, I guarantee you it's not 57cm lel. You must not into Metric very well.
Often, it's the flat condom unrolled out, then measured it's lain flat width. Condoms stretch a shit ton though, so this measurement is best used a comparison against others that you have tried. Learn the smaller ones width, and go up from there.

Whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

hit it rawdog, no matter what it is
pussy bitch

we Veeky Forums now.


I'm an American who has shopped around a lot of different places including several countries. Never seen any like that before lel.

*57mm fuck

wtf is that? is it a horse or like a kneecap?

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Is there a condom that makes it feel like you are not just masturbating in a women. I've never gone in raw and it just feels pointless right now

>now with less lead

wow what an improvement

Is there a significant difference in feel between thin and regular condoms (e.g. Trojan Thin vs. Regular)?

I've always used thin but they sometimes rip and I've had a few scares so thinking of moving to regular, but don't want to feel like i'm fucking the inside or a rubber dildo or something

I know, I've changed to non-latex condoms, they're thin and don't rip as easily as latex.

10/10 would recomend

>Never seen Porky's?
>How underage are you?

How old are you? Shit came out in '81.

Non-latex? The only ones I know of are those lamb ones from Trojan and I've heard mixed reviews

good thread

>Not mastering the most Veeky Forums art of pulling out.
Git gud.

>hey guys what's the most effay condom brand/style/size?

An IUD.

Why is this post so funny?

lol @ this bait

None

Pull out, retard.

Idk im a virgin

One is pretty hipstery.

Try not fapping for a year then falling in love and getting married and then put it in her. See what happens.

Use the anus

Mfw no one has mentioned RO's reusable condoms

>condoms
>not cumming bareback inside of your qt fiance who is on contraceptives
It's like you guys don't even like fun.