Brushing teeth

>brushing teeth
>accidentally get toothpaste on shirt

Haha, only losers brush their teeth, you fell for the meme dude haha

teeth while i shower

i forgot the part where i said i BRUSH my teeth while i shower

welcome to my world.
tomato sauce is my specialty, though.

who /nopaste/ here

>brushing teeth with shirt on.

Nigga you asked for it

i have rotten teeth

go to bed eliza

or worse
>styling hair
>get glob of fucking product on shirt

and I can't put my shirt on afterwards cause it'll fuck my hair up

>cooking
>forget apron
>grease spits all over clothes

I now cook nude.

Once i got tooth paste on my fucking hair, i have long hair and didn't notice for a couple of hours that i was walking around with a bit of fucking tooth paste on it

>2016
>using toothpaste

please fuck off with your attention whoring. don't you have a job?

you are just a lazy fuck

what makes you hard working then huh? the couple minutes you spend shitposting online to feel better about yourself? pathetic

>implying im a wagecuck

Are you American?

ofc lol

Is it true that you never shower ?

That's why you brush your teeth shirtless or in the shower

dirty NEET

literal degenerate scum, worst tripfag we've ever had (even worse than reeee at her most autistic)

>kys already

You're definitely not brushing enough if you only brush in the shower.

wasn't reee a guy? or were the pics actually her

NO GO GREASO!
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What do you do all day? You're like nine years old and I see you in literally every thread. Is this your life?

pics were her

Get yourself one of these

>gettin hot grease on yo dick.

Or showering too much. One or the other

why? youre just gonna fuck your teeth up if you brush twice a day

by brushing too much

eliza pls go

Went to the dentist yesterday for my first checkup in more than 2 years and they told me I still have 10/10 teeth. Feelsgoodman.jpg.

Remember to floss, kids.

You just went from annoying to mental disorder.

Hi eliza

I've never bought my own floss. What's the best brand? can I amazon it?

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Congrats, there are heavy meth users with better teeth.

I'd still hit with those chompers. It will be like those carnival games where you have to shoot the clowns teeth down, but instead of water gun its my dick and the clown is this girl.

what does no go greaso mean?

>open birthday card
>glitter dumps on shirt

curious about this as well