Okay Veeky Forums let's play a game

Do you define "pretentious wankery" as not being a 2012 hs junior basic dork with a sub to r/music?

Naw I mean they're just actually the range of what I listen to compared to what one would say to impress some anonymous strangers on a fashion forum.

jordaan mason
The Caretaker
Midori
Sachiko M
Otomo Yoshihide

you're gay and sad
or you're in denial about being gay but still sad

when you're around close friends you're goofy as hell but are otherwise relatively reserved.

generally pretty normcore fits but aspire to go full lunarcore

you often get in argument about who's the best waifu but are always wrong because you won't admit it's obviously cirno.

white dude who tries to pull off asian fits

This: becuz ur me

P good taste bud

so the range of what you listen to is a dorky hs junior in 2012 who gets his whole taste off the internet?

you dress in "refined basics" or palewave, because you don't you have your own taste yet tryhard yet insecure about being a tryhard af

>Boards o' Canada
>Radiohead
>Tim Hecker
>Beach House
>Flying Lotus

Meghan Trainor
Ariana Grande
One Direction
Taylor Swift
Pierrr Schaeffer

never moved beyond allmusic.com's recommendations core

complete shit taste

Brennan Heart/Blademasterz are popular with people who get their taste from the internet? Cool I guess can only be good for HS/HC

It's hard to pick all time favorites so this is just what I've been listening to lately.

Smashing Pumpkins
The Cure
The Mars Volta
Outkast
Xiu Xiu

Counterparts
Pianos Become the Teeth
Bones
Flatsound
Touché Amoré

tortoise
four tet

all i really listen to

Sonic Youth
Ty Segall
Animal Collective
Allah-las
The Microphones

>thinks festival hardstyle redeems his taste

16 years old with a subscription to Goodwill. wants to be cool and depressed but is a sweet, lonely guy at heart. really, more than anything, just wants a friend.

which you're not going to get being 6 years out of date on your trendiness. who the fuck still listens to ty segall? and the microphones lmao. replace sonic youth with beat happening and maybe you could find a way out of the lame hole you've dug for yourself

from the south

Meh, BH is popular for a reason. His recent releases have definitely been the best of the last year or so. Of all time donkey rollers gotta be the best HS act tho

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Well I'm not a trendy guy so you got that right, but I don't try to be. Also why should I keep up with what's trendy, I like what I like and I am who I am. Love the criticism though, I guess liking something that you don't like is bad. Sorry that im not up to your standards.

>iceage
>hinds
>beyonce
>death grips
>pharmakon

>the hotelier
>jeff rosenstock
>dads
>pinegrove
>the smith street band

oops didn't mean to quote

-Kanye
-Drake
-J Cole
-Kevin gates
-Chance the Rapper

Except you're ultra trendy. you just somehow found yourself on a trend from 5 years ago. like animal collective + the microphones was pitchfork backed v hard & ty segall blew up alongside the growlers with fucking beach goth fest. suddenly they're gigs are just all 15 yr old tumblr bitches and the fuckboys trying to catch that ass.
it's just a neatly outlined, artificial, pre packaged identity for people to lazy to get their own taste but too boring to not try and be alt to buy into

here's what you'd be today with iceage+pharmakon+death grips. poser babby's who's never been to a noise/punk gig + lip service to normals/femme with beyonce, just riding on more hype for scenes and sounds they don't understand

i really dont get you folk. you're not even posers, cause you don't even go out to ruin any shows, except for the few meme bands you've safely secured in your library; where you'll show up in a tee of the fucking band youre gonna see. it's like you're posing as a poser.

any good music us posers of posers may not know?

i dont argue about objective superiority of characters love appeal because i understand its subjective

U seem like a nice guy to talk to

deafheaven
insect warfare
alex turner
future
radiohead

I guess I shouldn't listen to an artist because they aren't trending anymore, damn I have no taste. I have to be up to date and listen to obscure music that I probably won't like just because it'll make me look cooler and probably "effay" too. It's all about trying so hard to look cool and different now.

yea, what you like? animal collective worked & toured with black dice early on, if you like the noise in their early stuff, you'd probably be a fan. black dice later stuff also took a similar route as anco with the electro pop, but a much darker/mutant, tribal direction.
they also fucked w lightning bolt if you want some saccharine noise rock. providence in general is a scene well worth digging into

here's a recent solo EP from a black dice member
youtube.com/watch?v=2bQev--UhZE

sim to sonic youth you might like 6 finger satellite.
youtube.com/watch?v=_y_Xc-65CMk

it's pretty sad when your entire aggregated taste aligns exactly with a pre-existing prepackaged "personal taste" handout, but if it makes you feel confident about yourself and helps you get through the loneliness of no friends, I guess that's all the matters in the end

I'm not actually from the south but that's a good description of my personality.

you're white, young, likes to smoke weed with his friends but doesn't wanna get tooo high

benito mussolini
ash ketchum
spaghetti bolognese
dawn platinum ultra
mankitsu happening

Roast away, also in no particular order
>Vanna
>Bach
>Earl sweatshirt
>wiley
>lil ugly mane

Lmao not the dude who posted that but that's fuckin spot on

The Cure
American Football
Portishead
Pixies
Radiohead

my favorite artists are based more on nostalgic and emotional value than objectivity (as they should be)

neutral milk hotel
my chemical romance
porter robinson
david bowie
watkin tudor jones

this is cheating but im expanding to a top ten

vampire weekend
jeff rosenstock
radiohead
aphex twin
kanye west

i like this list okay

p cool

cure & volta

Part /mu shitter, part hipster trash, part absolute faggot

mbv
smiths
joy division
strokes
death grips

you say shit but I know for a fact you listen to evian

>vampire weekendd
>kishi bashi
>george michael
>village people
>cristina (the 1980s one)

nothing,nowhere
Powapowa-P
summer of haze
Noc. V
Perturbator

>perturbator
>my niqqa

A Day to Remember
Bigbang
JJ Lin (林俊杰)
The Unguided
Li Ronghao (李荣浩)

Shit taste also offtopic

MF DOOM
Kanye West
Biggie
Gorillaz
Kendrick Lamar

Catfish and the Bottlemen
Chance the Rapper
Skepta
Louis the Child
Tame Impala

what's good effay

>Eden
>Stephen
>Dawn Golden
>Willow Beats
>Tame Impala

Yohijo Yamamoto

Street wear, yeeze.

normcore

Hipster-influenced

Pink floyd
Diiv
The world is a beautiful place and I am no longer afraid to die
The misfits

>bsd.u

ma man

lmao "i don't enjoy the music but listening to obscure and serious artists makes me feel superior" core

teen suicide
radiohead
Godspeed you! black emperor
MF doom
Mogwai

>boards of canada
>flying lotus
>j dilla
>madlib
>king krule
>

suburban white teen-core
underage-core
p4kcore
chill dude-core
patrician-core

Amalia Rodrigues
Marty Robbins
Dusty Springfield
The Jesus Lizard
Vainica Doble

>Beyonce
>Booka Shade
>Flying Lotus
>Four Tet
>Royksopp

>Phoenix
>The Strokes
>Sonic Youth
>Bladee
>Childish Gambino

Arca
Bladee
Sufjan Stevens
Alva noto
The prodigy

Grouper
The silver Mt zion
Beach house
Loveliescrushing
Broadcast

J. Cole
Twenty-one Pilots
James Brown
Nujabes
Nas

Yung Hurn
Night Lovell
White Ring
Daughter
Blvck Ceilling

Snowing
Built to spill
Yuck
Pup
Foolish Contender

First user your quoted.

Pretty spot on.

>death grips
>new order
>merzbow
>té
>Kanye west

>"Yeah I browse effay, why do you ask?"

who is foolish contender

Duster
Planning For Burial
My Bloody Valentine
Youth Lagoon
Gaslight Radio

blink 182
galantis
eric prydz
nicki minaj
kanye west

>gusgus
>crystal castles
>david bowie
>lana del rey
>la femme

where abouts are you based?

Archy Marshall
Modest mouse
The Radio Dept
The Streets
Kanye

Godspeed You!Black Emperor
Denzel Curry
Bass Communion
A$AP Ferg
Smash Mouth

Typical suburban, white bread. Maybe a city dweller but still very vanilla, basic type of person. Artsy but only as a superficial accessory to your personality

Very concerned about others opinions, outwardly you embrace the "I'm weird/random/enigmatic" shtick but still hide a lot about who you really are.

Blind Guardian
Daughter
Royksopp
Pink Guy
Sohn

pulp
depeche mode
interpol
david bowie
la femme

noice

Travis Scott
Taylor Swift
Denzel Curry
Kanye 2005/2013
Young Pappy

2005-2013*

Loose fits. Generally laid back and chill.

Bones
Salvia palth
Bon iver
Bright eyes

You sound like a chill stoner

talking heads
television
new order
iceage
jd

My Bloody Valentine
A Place To Bury Strangers
Skywave
The Cure
Jesus & Mary Chain

Glassjaw
Jamiroquai
Waylon Jennings
2pac
Dexter Wansel (A funky jazz fusion composer)

colorado springs, went to uccs this year. not much effay here :/

went to evergreen state college last year tho, (and probably next year). theres some p effay kids there

y do u ask

>went to evergreen state college last year tho, (and probably next year). theres some p effay kids there

lol I got by BS from evergreen a few years ago. love that place. cheapest city I ever lived it.

>migos
>burzum
>lana del rey
>schoolboy q
>travis/A$AP rocky

Kanye
Grimes
Chvrches
Brockhampton
Earl Sweatshirt