ITT:

ITT:
>you're at his birthday party
What do you give him?

severed cat head

a noose

I'd attempt to make him an accessory made out of rough metal, like a bracelet or maybe even a ring.
I guess if it's simple enough, the most important part will be that you attempted to be creative and went out to construct something for Him.

A gift card to kohls or old navy

my 10 year old used geobaskets

Force him to high five me.

a big hug

$10 H&M giftcard.

A book, a sandwich and my passport.

freak book

a shite in a bag

Beanie Baby

some original ideas

I carve spoons. So I give him a spoon.

an earful about how useless pieces you can't actually use in daily life are

Fashion sense

colouring pencils

...

A cheap, colorful little bouncing ball

handmade macaroni necklace

A pair of fake geos

LOOK AT THIS FREAK!!!

>yfw those geos in the pic are actually authentic
>yfw they only look good on models

a hug and a kiss

A handmade wooden statue

oldfag identified

crayons

my services to him to do with as he pleases

Socks

>so few people picking up on this

its from an interview with him so what faggot stop acting superior

probably one of those ninja blender things for smoothies

i got one for my aunt and she really liked it

You first

This

bosley gift card

that has nothing to do with being and olfag, literally anyone from 2018 can read his interviews or whatever

kek

>tfw tiny pockets

A haircut

Black boxer shorts with a big hole in the front that display your dick when you're wearing them.

best itt

dude that wasnt that long ago

used condom and four skittles

my virginity

My virginity

my Virginity

MY VIRGINITY

my sharona

head

You're all doing great

yeah my mum has one and she loves it, really loud though

a shirt from brooks,pants from j.crew,shoes from allen edmonds and blazer from zegna

Kek

yes

theyre fake