Bad skin?

bad skin?
bad hair?
if you really wanna be pretty
buy some coconuts

coconut oil, coconut meat, (i don't know how that shit is called), coconut water
and use them to achieve a e s t h e t i c s

thank me later, boys.

i'm able to answer some questions from you fuckers

but only for the next 10 minutes
gotta go to the beach beach lalala

True, coconut is the fruit of the Lord, bad teeth? Coconut oil

another top tip

use coconut oil to lube up your anus like i do

I have dandruff, does coco oil help?

coconut oil cures all

dandruff
cracking skin
bumps and acne
cancer
aids
resurrects the dead

Also helps whitening your teeths dont forget. I rlly gonna buy some coco oil tomorrow.

a shame it doesnt cure faggotry

Will it give me the facial aesthetics of the dude in OP?

Praise be coconut oil if so.

rub it into your scalp, put a towel over your head and sleep on it. You'll have to shampoo like 2-3 times in the morning to get it out but it is WORTH IT

does it cure light acne scaring?

>rub oil all over your hair and face everyday
>become beutiful

Aye right

>become shiny-faced grease-ball

nope. better luck next time kid.

coconut oil is comedogenic. don't fucking use it on your face

But is it good for hair ? Being comedogenic, won't it block the pores in the head?

>But is it good for hair ? Being comedogenic, won't it block the pores in the head?

Bump I'm balding too need tips

Depends on your hair type, but in general I'd say yes! just try to avoid getting it on your face. For some people it can make the hair very stiff (I think this means you are protein sensitive but don't quote me on that)

If you have straight/wavy hair, use it as a hair mask/pre-shampooing treatment.

If you have afro/very curly hair, use it as above OR use it as a leave in sealant after washing.

>shampooing 3 times a day

If you're prone to breakouts/have acne on your scalp, just try to use it on your ends

How long do I have to rub coconuts against my skin until I become a coconut?
Will I have to just marry a coconut and have a half coco baby?

what do i look for when buying coconut oil? do i just ask someone where it is? brands?

how much to use? i usually use about quarter size for my 6 inch afro/wavy hair

legit question, would coconut oil make for good butt lube?

yes. but will dissolve latex

you put the lime
in the coconut

W2c coconut oil?

and drink it all up

How often is kinda like a key question.

I did it 3 times a week last week and saw no difference, despite having long hair

I just drink a lot of tequila and jerk off at least 2 times a day. Not even joking.

The alcohol helps dry out the skin so no acne prone oils, and the jerking helps the hormones stay low.

Pro tips.

Fucking coconut oil with fucking coconut oil in it, you autist.

Are yo going to eat it?

if so, cold pressed, organic

it will be expensive but worth it

also you can put weed in coconut oil and make an edible.