Is there any way to pull off a choker without looking lewd?

Is there any way to pull off a studded codpiece without looking lewd?

I don't want people to think i'm delusional enough to think I have any sex appeal.

That I think I'm not like other girls or that I really am not like other girls?

Does it say "I have a tumblr-blog because I like aesthetic inspo pics" or "I have a tumblr-blog because I like to shitpost about cismen"? Like what side of tumblr
This is important

I literally know 4 girls who once came over all wearing the same black one. God damn I hate people.

That you think you aren't like the other girls.

It's a trend, you know. Among an OTHER side of tumblr: the instagram whores who think they're too special for instagram.

Depends on your body type

"I just watched Leon the Professional and I think that if I can trick people into thinking I look like underage Natalie Portman they'll overlook the fact that I'm bland as hell and have a mediocre body"-core

i kinda want a collar. its ironic bcuz i dont like or want sex

I kinda want a sex slave but without having sex with her.

You think we can work something up?

This is how all core's are formed though.

>"I just watched Drive and I think that if I can trick people into thinking I look like an autistic Ryan Gosling they'll...."
Etc etc etc

I know, I know.
But it becomes a problem when that shit ends up seeping into movies and you got actors/actresses who could be attractive but are dressed like basic bitches in order to appeal to them.

Then it becomes a vicious circlejerk of mediocrity.

I just want a gf that doesn't want to have sex. wtf is wrong with me do I need someone to kick me in the ballsack?

also, to keep it relevant all of these are v. much on the ball. it makes you look like you hop from bandwagon to bandwagon, without actually having any real taste of your own.

oh shit you're a dude too.

"this is important" is pure tumblr imo

What

nah different person but there are no genders online faggot

>D A D D Y I S S U E S
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In a mental way or sexy way?

in a mental way that you think is sexy at first before realizing that it's actually pretty depressing and ugly.

That's the worst kinda way. I don't want to emit that.

he's saying that what you said here being >what side blah blah THIS IS IMPORTANT

is typical of a tumblr user, so without no further ado, please get

Saying "this is important" is typical of a tumblr user? What else, saying "hello, how are you?", sneezing, drinking milk?

Lad I've never made a tumblr post and I've been saying "this is important" as a cheeky way of getting people to talk about my fetishes for years.

Meme

Pls don't get upset I can't help it you have no skill with rhetoric

They chiefed up your saying then my G

>>Is there any way to pull off black belt in sucking dick without looking lewd?

topkek

18m twink going to wear a choker and rainbow bernie sanders tee around my conservative college next year watch out

"snarky NEET bludgeoned to death, local town rejoices"

doesn't matter desu still funny

also u can't really take credit for something when u are user

ill suck ur cock and make u gay that's what u need user
either that or ur asexual and there's nothing wrong w that

or ur a sociopath // misanthrope which is also very Veeky Forums

I like them op. Do it.

nah no one could make me gay fammo I'm definitely not. been with about 20 girls so I know it wasn't any of them, I simply get no enjoyment from it unless I get abusive.

I do fucking hate people too, but doesn't everyone?

I wish every girl would

Except far girls

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>*irritating fuckwit bludgeoned to death, local town rejoices

D E V I L I SH

samefag

>unless I get abusive

Maybe try finding someone you can do this with in an negotiated, consensual way?

>tfw sister starts wearing a choker

Well that's the wrong pic but whatever

talk about freudian slip, eh?

You grab it with your fingers and pull if off of your neck.

Kek

Are you suggesting he looks lewd?
You've confused lewd for rad.

I love girls who wear it. Just try it

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I used love chokers but I refuse to wear one now because they're so overplayed. I still think they look cute.

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I'd fuck almost any woman with a choker. Be more confident OP: No matter what you'll have that slutty choker sex appeal.

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if you're not lewd then don't wear it, it's false advertisement

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I like seeing collars and chokers over turtlenecks

I think just wearing one with completely everyday clothes is interesting too

or pretty delicate jewelled versions with sporty clothes

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these are really nice, w2c?

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Delicate rose gold looks more feminine than lewd.

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The thick suede chokers look like they could just be cozy turtleneck necks

Eksde

A beaded take on a tattoo choker shape

a plain metal band can be futuristic minimal

>female on Veeky Forums
>not lewd
Pick one.

In a bad way?

Saccharine satin ribbon

No, in a cute way

Another sweet option is lace, but it can look cheap if the rest of your look isn't on par

thank you user!

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>tfw wish gf wore a choker

jesus you faggot

i wanna chok'er if you get what i mean

well done

> decades of feminism
> women still want to feel controlled

bad feel mang

It's my fetish.

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>choker
because feminism is propagated by testosterone filled dykes

you're cute

I can vouch for this.
My ex was pretty fucked up
she didnt wear chokers yet because she hadn't grown into a full wreck yet
no she wears them all the time
and yeah DADDY ISSUES
and her dad is dead so they will never be resolved

These are cute. What makes chokers "lewd" are the thicker strapped ones and the overstated ones (tattoo chokers, harness style, etc). Thin chokers that look closer to fine jewelry metals look more decent as opposed to cloth and rubber materials