Veeky Forums names and sports

what's the most effay names and sports lads?

going to change my name and thinking of picking up boxing, but I'm not sure

Tennis is the most fa sport

No, rowing is.

Is Axel effay?

luka is the best name and i agree either boxing or tennis are good but boxing is actually useful irl.

adolf is pretty sweet

>luka

Nice try, Luka.

na my name is actually isaiah :(

In relevance to your pic, both Henry and Morgan are pretty effay names.

>boxing is actually useful irl.
lol if you are human trash that is

Did crew for 4 years. Can confirm for most /fa

In the UK rowing is solely for lame rich kids called Barnaby who wear boating shoes chinos and cardigans

that's exactly why it's Veeky Forums.

Why is the bottle so tiny??

compensating for that huge nigga penor

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>change your name to sammy
>move to florida and buy a large miami mansion
>go sailing around the caribbean nonstop
>stop and meet beautiful peurto qt
>tell her u have big house in miami
>fucc

>Tfw will never be rich

btw if you don't need a wetsuit you're not sailing fast enough

What he described is not far by half m8

Distance running is the most fa
Plus you get them layers in the winter

Rowing, indeed.

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Yeah, I think it's definitely distance running. Gives you the most Veeky Forums bodytype, and runners are often pretty weird and introspective.

>all these pleb sports

Fencing is the most effay sport

Crispin is a solid name

riflery is pretty cool imo. did it for 4 years in high school and got pretty darn good

Shooting Trap or Skeet is also fun. Lots of rich guys with $10k shotguns. Old and classy gentlemen.

^^^^^^^

gyakusou is for rich japs who don't actually run very much but want everyone to think they do

What about golf?

golf is incredibly unfashionable
the game is ok, but the culture is basically just a bro sport for older guys

Urban styled dance is effay

It offers the opportunity to dress in nice trousers and knits. It also has a nice drinking culture combined with middle-class and a generally white environment.

>tfw ingen paradvåning på hornsgatan

>den känslan bokstavligen bor på Hornsgatan i en gigantisk lägenhet

känner att jag måste spela rollen som Henry i filmen nästan, för att vara ärlig familjär

>dkn bor på fatburen

Sverigetråden är här! :3

Street hockey

Everybody looks like woody harrelson from wmcj with blades on.

Ja, jag ser er

till och med dakka är mer Veeky Forums än >jack werner

table tennis desu familia

Orobably the most uneffay sport there is.

can we get a consensus on whether
fencing is actually fa or gay as hell
there seems to be just as many people on here that say it's the gayest shit ever as people that say its undeniably the most fa sport

I did it for a while, and it's insanly gay. Super /fa in concept, but in reality it's just super gay

easily the most fa sport is badminton

daily reminder if you're concerned about stuff like this, off yourself immediately

guys what's the most efficient way to clean ass after taking a shit? :D guys whats the most effay to get up from bed :D? I need to be effay in every asbect xDD!

Most effay way to take a shit would be crouched over, looking effay and depressed as fuck, slowly pushing it out while smoking a cig with the shower running in the background.
Then, wiping your ass is the most effay to grab three papers, holding them between your index and middle fingers in a fold, then pulling it in your ass.


Getting out of bed? Slowly rolling out of bed and looking down to the floor rethinking your life as you struggle out to get on time, that's also p Veeky Forums.

the worst thing is that there are people who are like this unironically

Tennis.

Pic related, Chaplin. Look up videos of him at Hearst Castle, if they are online. Made me understand what it means to be into sports desu.

>pic related

hownew.ru

rugby

No badminton?

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aww someone got popped in the shnoz hahaha

kylie, go home.

So does tennis if you go to a club. Don't forget post match brunch to show off your latest tennis threads.

this

>lol u r human trash if u kno how 2 defend yerself xD
Good one loser.

captain of highschool badminton team checking in

d1 distance runner here; it has potential to be Veeky Forums but like another user said, all the cool running clothes are worn by people who dont run very much. We dont really give a shit what we wear. There are some Veeky Forums uniforms though

George, John, Peter, the list goes on

Dylan and golf

Wrestling

Is Conrad effay?

swimming > running

in literally every way

Football/Soccer.

Xabi Alonso. Pirlo. Classy, Veeky Forums and Veeky Forums

Is wrestling beginner friendly?

tfw name is Konstantinos
did track and field in high school which was alright

>Veeky Forums bodytype
>not swimming
Cross country manlets pls leave

fencing is the most Veeky Forums

Fencing is really gay because it's no longer an aristocratic sport. Mensur fencing still is and you get some efffay duelling scars. That being said I fence epee because I'm not a wuss.

Karate can be Veeky Forums if youre not on the spectrum, and train a decent style where a black belt is hard to get, unlike a lot of american karate dojos and taekwondo.

Krav Maga is also cool, but not Veeky Forums at all.

I quit rowing.

It's so fucking gay.

How can that manlet row even? You need to be tall

Veeky Forums af

It's the first sport I ever did and I was 16 so I'd say it is. It's pretty tough tho desu

He doesn't row, he's their coxswain (their slave master)
Must have had a shitty team then. The people I rowed with have pretty much become family at this point, and we had tons of fun together

D1 Distance runner as well. thank you for recognizing me senpai.

what school do you run for? FGCU reporting

Amateur swimming definitely gives you a Veeky Forums bodytype.
As long as you don't wear a swimming cap.

Thanks for the inspo tho, I might pick up swimming as a side activity.

i think climbing's pretty Veeky Forums

You're not really gonna get that body, swimming is a tedious sport and it won't sculp you into that just because of swimming

Swimming is fun but it won't make you ottermode automatically. You actually can easier achieve that body type if you head to Veeky Forums, bulk to a body type then cut like shit

should take maybe 1 year to get statue of david mode

yeah i know, I'm not trying to get that body as im already pretty close desu
swimming just seems fun and i should do it more

Boxing is Veeky Forums

Veeky Forums is boxing

is boxing Veeky Forums

effay sports:
-Rowing
-Distance running
-Hockey, but only the grassroots/amateur kind