Jokes

lets have thread with jokes only Veeky Forums understands

ill start

rick owens
more like
rich owens

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=3lLNMbRRCyY
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

...

this thread

my friend name Reme i say hi to him i say sup Reme (supreme)

i don't get it

youtube.com/watch?v=3lLNMbRRCyY

Get out, noobfag

OK, funny situation that happrned to me
My friend says his favourite rapper is Riff Raff and Im like 'wait doesnt that guy make shoes' and then he explained Riff Raff and Raff Simmons are not the same thing xD

This was so unfunny that it made me laugh congrats

ok this one is real good
hold on to youre chairs

im talking with my new friend about stuff and i say i bought new shirt in h&m and he looks at me like im some poor retard and says i have palace
and im saying wooooow
next day i go visit him at his house and guess what its completely normal house a not palace!
and im saying what the fuck u say u have palace
and then he points at his shirt and says yeah palace clothes dummy!
i felt so stupid atm

next level shitposting.
It's gonna be a wild ride from here boys.

you GATS ta be kidding me xD

I don't see how this thread helps anyone with fashion in any way. Begone.

ye ye we have to take this therad UNDErcovER XD

how do you call full-time magician?
full trick :D

lol this made me laugh out loud

I have a good one, my friend told me this yesterday

two friends go to a fashion show, but one of them doesn't know anything about designers and then they see Y-3 collection with the designer himself there. The first one says "Yohji!!" and the second one whispers "You know that guy or why are you calling him your g ??" xD

hahahahahahahahah this cant be real

ok
some time ago my friend who knows absolutely nothing about music and fashion won some shoes in some contest but he couldnt tell what shoes are they so he asked me for help
and i see his shoes and shout dude you are wearing kanye! and he is like can i what? xD
and then i had to explain kanye is musician and makes shoes xP

Why do they call her Ann D?

Because that's what grade I'd give her clothing lmao

lool this is gold :D

I swear it's just one guy samefagging but this thread is kinda comfy

Lol one time I was watching a show on my macbook pro in the living area and i couldn';t help but exclaim "I love Saint Laurent" my sister Lauren must have heard be cos she came in and said "LOL I know you love me but I don't think i'm a saint"

Always gets laughs

so my friend whos into fashion calls me and says hi bro i have some bape
so i visit him to see his new fit and he points me to his bathroom
and guess what!
there is bathing ape(bape)
not literally of course :D
its our friend michael who is very hairy so we like to call him ape xD
this dude is just le wait for it gendary

nice try :D

coming at you with some OC fiya

cont.

So a friend of mine mentioned grailed on snapchat once
but instead of graiLed he had spelled graiNed
lmao I couldn't hold back :D

I told him that's the place where they sell grains, from brands like
>underclover
>busha hopchinsky
>quick mowens
>adigrass

lmao!!

so I bought this white tee and it cost me 200€ lmao, what a madman

kek

XDDDD
some people

going by the guy in the pic it will be soon

Alright let me get in on this.

My friend bjornson works in a metal factory so he calls his shoes black Smith's!!x
Looooool

>Vladimir Putin Net worth $200 billion
HOLY SHIT I had no idea

yeah, but he wore those to the gym, for some TV thing, he was brodcastet sweating in expensive shit. a true alpha male

wow next up uk is gonna brexit hahahaha

Why did Veeky Forums cross the road???

Sry can't think of a good joke.

hhhey my friend dsdaya frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr superstar at his hom3 i visti 9999 his home and guess what ist a shoe not supers9555555 not johnny dep99999999

i'm spanish and bought a t shirt and my english friend asked where i got it and i said uniqlo then a couple days later he comes back and says i was lying because he saw the same t shirt on someone else. he thought i meant unique in spanish!! haha i meant the store uniqlo

raf simons

more like

raf simemeons

xD

raf simons
more like
raf simoleons xD

supreme? more like
gay and meme! haha
fuck boy? more like i want to tie you down and fuck you like youre my toy xD

so i bought some Clark's desert boots yesterday and told my noob friend and he looked like this:
?___?
and said wtf we don't live in the desert we don't even have deserts in canada
and i was like nooo silly it's just a brand of loud shoe you can wear them to school

i bought some vetements and told my bf (we live in France) and he said but what kind and i said VETEMENTS and he didn't understand and i was laughing so hard

translators note: vetements means clothes in french

This thread is hilarious.

So i was talking to my friend about buying some stan smiths

He looks over to me and says "Stan is great and all, but what doe he smith?"

I was gasping for air from laughing so hard it was quite a moment x)

the most memorable thing made my jaw hurt and sides ache from laughing too hard is a picture of the world's smallest man counting money

I was in the 7th or 8th grade when I saw it, my friend printed out a picture and kept putting it in my face

maybe it's Veeky Forums?

so i bought some chelsea boots and my friend asked what boots are those? so i said chelsea boots and then he phoned the police on me and then i went to jail because his friend chelsea recently had her boots stolen and now thought it was me haha what mess up that was