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I feel you senpai
I'm pale and have very dark hair so basically with light eyes you have the perfect combo but I got my dad's gay brown eyes so I got cucked from being effay

pic related, its me

pic related, its me

Thiqq

Not OP but how do I get rid of thunder thighs they fuck everything up

>tfw bad teeth

literally everything else about me is fine except that

you're actually really cute

this

15yearoldstillinthemiddleofpubery-core but you'll be a qt when older
literally kill yourself jesus

i'm pretty sure this is what i would look like if i was a lardass

brush your fucking teeth jesus christ

not nice :-(
i fucking do! thats thats not the problem here...
and btw my teeth were much worse before but theyve improved since then

if this dude was skinny this fit would be really nice

i fuck with that hair dude

no go greaso

is there a way to block people on Veeky Forums?

That's fucking gross, why did you let them get that bad in the first place?

not ugly brother
just a chinlet. once u get that beard youll make it

>mom is 9/10 qt
>dad is ugly af and has nigger features
>get all the bad genes from my dad except his perfect hairline
why is this allowed

>below average face
>apple shaped body

why do i even try

I feel you - my eyes aren't that dark but 3/4 grandparents and practically entire family is blonde + blue eyed.

Me and my brother both get our father's brown eyes

>receding jaw-line
>wide hips
>really thick thighs
>fat from the knees up, all the way to my neck
>lower legs, arms, face are skinny for some reason
>fucking male

Fuck.

>skin always gets greasy as shit
>acne
>acne scars
>shitty hair cowlicks
>teeth are kinda yellow from coffee but that's all on me desu

>skinny fat
>big forehead
>might be balding
>average jawline at best
>wide hips
>perfect penis

well desu i would always forget to brush in the first place, plus instead of using toothpaste i would make my own (out of baking soda, hydrogen peroxide, lemon juice). i made my own because i didnt want to be using fluoride...
plus i would get really bad dry mouth from adderall

like i said though, theyre better now

>skinny, athletic body
>roman nose and curly hair make me look jewish
>people always ask if im jewish
>kill me

>citric acid in your toothpaste
>wondering why your teeth are rotting
fucking greaso degenerate, go to the dentist

um look it up, you can use lemon juice and baking soda to whiten teeth
and ive already been going to the dentist. my teeth are better now
>pic related

>instead of using toothpaste i would make my own (out of baking soda, hydrogen peroxide, lemon juice)

way to go, gre-.. girl!

They still don't look good here

fuck those lips.

if you a boy i don't wanna be straight no mo.

jesus Christ these lips make my dick hard but then the image of your disgusting teeth come up and kills it

>thicc fucking legs
>huge forehead
>fat face.
>massive gaps in my teeth.
>crooked face
>bacne

Bike riding or other cardio. When Veeky Forums says it "kills gains", it's because cardio burns fat AND muscle. So if you want thin, scrawny, but toned legs, that's the way to do it.

My mom and dad were beautiful when they were younger.

Both of my sisters are gorgeous.

And I'm an ugly ginger with pectus excavatum. My family is poor so I can't even get the surgery for my chest.

I have pectus excavatum too it it fucking sucks, if mine affected my breathing a just a little bit then I would've been able to get the operation for free. I'm unlucky even in my unluckiness

90% solved by losing weight.

start dieting or move out of america.

:3
thats an older pic
dont worry user, im a girl
lol

its not the impostor for once?

>best looking face out of males in my family
>second shortest of my generation, also least muscular
>wristlet
>grandpa's wrist was like twice as thick as mine
>find out dad was 5'9 manlet
>I'm 5'10
>most other cousins hit 5'11-6'0
Fuck.

Please make out with my cock

???i just didnt feel like using my trip
ew fuck no, dont talk to me like that

ur a qt even with your brittier teeth

>Skinny + Haircut = Profit???

But serioulsy, that'd work. Most people are atleast 7/10s with the right style and body form.

>bad eyesight
>bad teeth (had to have braces for years)
>big ugly boobs
>no hips
>broad shoulders
>thin flat hair
>mental illnesses

Well, thanks for giving me all the bad genes mom and dad
At least I didn't get intense acne problems like my poor little sister

>south african and mixed race so got fatface aesthetic
>acne scars
>receding hairline
>grey hair
>hair is mostly compact curls, but frizzy
>only got hair like in pic since I wore a hat for the whole day and didn't wash it
>all attempts to recreate it have been unsuccessful
>pot belly

fashion could not be harder for me desu

literally nothing

Daily reminder to love yourself user
You're beautiful

nice outfit
shit human

Not like the most attractive men have dark eyes, right?

PECTUS EXCAVATUM

No way you can work around that right? And it's always super obvious with clothes on!

What a curse.

>2016
>not just putting minoxidil on your face for a few weeks for max beard gains

get a fucking haircut right now

tailor's bunions. It's hell.

Any bit of fat on me goes straight to my ass and chest... I'm a guy

I like my bootie but am super self-conscious about my mantits. Would've been awesome if I was a woman

;_;

>tfw suffer from trichotollomania
>huge bold spot on back of head

I would brush your teeth!

jawline could be a little wider and I could always stand to gain a few pounds but other than that I'm happy

>mfw I get told I'm hot all the time and girls on tinder message me first

Size 15 shoe...

>big forehead
>weird hairline
>eyes too close together
I've always had a little bit of love handles even when I was skinny, but now I'm starting to get straight up skinny fat

Also I'm a ginger with a sort of big nose but while some may see those as negative I like them

noice

eliza?

I haven't fapped in about 50 days now, I'd gladly cum in your mouth and let you use it as homemade toothpaste.

is there a word for the opposite of pectus excavatum?
because my ribs expand outwards in the same way
bad feeling tb qh

>horrible teeth

:(

Not british-tier but their a bit crooked, and I have a gnarly snaggletooth.

6' 4" and slim, cute-ish face and charismatic when I want to be with women so it's not too bad.

>psoriasis
>acne/blackheads/whiteheads

Most things can be fixed with surgery senpai, so fear not

These would be nice teeth if they weren't fucking rotten. Shame.

>long ass burn scar near jawline

for a board about fashion you all seem like a bunch of insecure faggots

>blonde hair
>male

You don't see a correlation there?

Pics or fuck off permavirgin

I'm british and my teeth are perfectly fine?

wtf your teeth are fine except for that nasty ass tartar. Only a dentist can remove that shit, go see one.

>blaming genetics for being too poor to visit a dentist at least yearly

Also, your teeth are pretty straight/normal if you actually took care of them. Your skin is really, really fucking gross though.

This is my problem. Except the yellowing is from smoking, and I also have

>excessive body hair on trunk
>thick, wiry beard that grows down my neck into my chest
>store fat in my chest more than my stomach/hips/flanks, so I have mantits even at like 18% body fat

This stopped holding any value when everyone started jacking off over Reebok shoes that hotel associates wear and face rate threads became prominent and it probably lost any credibility long before that.

you don't look bad fucking basterd

>whiten teeth
>thinks whitening=clean, and that whitening isn't a destructive process that basically removes the top layers of enamel

If you just removed all that tartar, and actually used fucking fluoride toothpaste like 80 years of dental science tell you that you should, you'd be fine.

Also:
>he fell for the "fluoride causes brain damage" conspiracy meme

Even if that were true, it would only matter if you drank it. Just spit that shit out, jesus fuck. You know once the enamel is gone (which your lemon juice treatment will erode in time), you're fucked right? You'll have to get them bonded or capped, which is expensive as fuck.

>actual 8/10 tells you to not worry, and just buck up and accept yourself

Yeah, I'm sure it was really fucking hard for you, and you're not just fishing for compliments. Well here's your (you), and me reassuring you you're above average looking.

'even'
You're fucking fat
Stop eating and start working out faggot

That's a shit fit, too. Your thumbnail almost looks like a teenage lesbian because of how that shirt affects your outline
Your face is "good looking" because you're more feminized, and you find it pleasing to your own self (assuming you're straight, but still true if you're gay). That, or you're brainwashed into thinking that effeminate numales are actually what is aesthetic for males.

I'm sure you're very pretty, though. And I'm not saying women aren't attracted to that.

how

Glasses
Huge forehead (not balding)
Fine hair
Wide body

>Female
>Feet size 42-43
>168 cm tall

fucking clown feet

Mixed
6'3
Afro
>SKELETAL
>WEAKEST JAWLINE
>NO FACIAL HAIR

Reeeeeee

Wide hips, unsculpted face