What does Veeky Forums think of footballer fashion?

What does Veeky Forums think of footballer fashion?

Messi is the only one that looks like someone that would actually be nice to talk to.

The guy dressed in all black is fine as well I guess.

t. fashion expert

not the right place to look for fashion

How not to wear SLP exhibit A: Dani Alvez

Messi looks like a Grandpa

Rafinha (far right) looks alright

The rest look like tryhard fuccbois

God I love soccer, but every single player dresses like shit. Why is this?? Just look how pathetic Neymar and Danny Alves look on that pic.

>geeky but simple and fairly charming
>a bit gaudy with the colors, and what the seious fuck is that thing on his wrist? is he a fucking steampunk cosplayer?
>can't see him well enough, seems ok
>gaudy eurotrash tryhard
>gaudy eurotrash tryhard
>chill dude

The thing about these soccer players is that most of them (especially the South American and African players) come from poor-as-fuck families and they only wore dirty old rags as children.

Now that they're rich they're trying to cope with that by only buying the most expensive and extravagant shit available, and you can see the result in OP's pic.

gay af
kanye west personal shopper core imo

Messi would look ok with a tighter fit. Still grandadcore but passable.

Rafinha only looks decent in comparison to the clowns beside him. The all black suit is incredibly tacky and borderline autistcore. Also

>all black everything
>except the soles of his shoes
Why?

>gaudy eurotrash

they're both brazilians you fucking retard

>gaudy eurotrash tryhard
They're both Brazilian, spastic.

they still look like the definition of euro trash, gaudy and tryhard all at once

Does you vocabulary extend beyond those two words?

yes
I'm not even american
are you butthurt that I insulted europeans, brazil or your favourite ball-kickers?
or do you really think I can't call someone out on looking like the european version of a redneck if they're not from europe?

Messi is on point.
There's no need for a jacket in a locker room!

italian managers dress pretty well

Dani Alves is a serial offender.

Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with this guy? Is he taking the piss?

Roberto Mancini is the best

That makes sense, but European players coming from developed nations dress like shit, too. Just look at Griezman (dude in the pic).

All managers dress well, they don't count, am just talking about the players.

Shit my first comment was directed to the pic in my original comment. Pic on this response is Pep guardiola and he is totally Veeky Forums

Where do Italian managers cop their coats?

can we turn this cringe thread into an actual conversation about fashion lol

Messi looks comfy af but the rest are awful

lmao exactly what I'd expect from fagballers

wenger isnt too bad

holy shit Griezmann looks like fucking trash
Not a manager (yet) but Pirlo is pretty effay

That suit jacket makes him look pear shaped
do not recommend

Wenger, Pirlo and Falcao are Veeky Forums. Falcao especially.

Players look the most effay on the field

poop wears rick owens

wore low ramones too recently when he arrived at city

W2c scarf with pocket

joachim low (german coach) seems effay. he always looks apathetic and wears all black.

NEXT LEVEL

JUST LIKE YOUR DUBS

>footballer fashion.

new liverpool goalie

>he always looks apathetic and wears all black.
Like all Germans

God how can people find those shoes good looking?? That look looks terrible. Am disappointed of Pep.

Man like Wenger killing the fashion ting

they look like a bunch of fucking retards

I'm quite sure Ranieri's coat is from Loro Piana

all black dude looks good

Messi is full grandpa

rest are awful

>implying non-tryhard fuccbois exist

Douchiest looking are Alves and Neymar. So punchable.

>mexican intellectual s

have you maybe thought your taste is bad?

you have shit taste

literally the best thing rick has ever done

Pirlo is so fucking perfect.

Slightly obscure but Robbie Neilson (manager of Hearts in Scottish Prem) is mega effay.

Anyone know w2c his jacket?

#wengerout

>looking like he has to hold his breath just to fit in his suit jacket
>sleeves too long
>shoulder caved in
>rounded waistcoat
>evident shitskin genetics
lol no

BUY A FUCKING STRIKER YOU FUCKWIT

Most of those are good fits though

neymar pls

It's the fucking balmain logo on his arm you bong

It is yeah. Mourinho wore it too but in navy with tan collar at Chelsea.

Must be fun to be a successful football player and wear whatever the fuck you want.