Which battles would you like to see?

Which battles would you like to see?

Jesus (God's son) vs Muhammad (Satan's pawn)

What would be your reaction if Muhammad had the sickest rhymes?

Muhammad would behead Jesus, technically winning

>only nixon could go to China
Mao Zedong vs. Richard Nixon

Justinian v. Suleiman

Fucking little kids does not = sick bars

Voltaire vs Charlemagne

This is the only correct answer.

I don't think either is well known enough to bring in the viewers. It would be the perfect rap battle though.

>Epic
>Rap
>Battles

Spot the faggot that pretends to love Byzantium, but knows nothing about it
Justinian was an absolutely shit ruler who did nothing good for the empire
His conquests were bad for the empire, not good

>EPIC
Most, if not all, are under ten minutes
>RAP
At best, they are parodies of rap music
>BATTLES
They are not military contests of arms

Justinian is shitty meme ruler but sadly he's the one who's known the most.

How can one man be so smug

Doesn't really work because Battles can be ideological affairs rather than pure physical contest.

>ERBs abrupt cancellation

vs.

> Its slow downward spiral of popularity and mediocrity.

which one of those two would NicePeter be?

You mean Belisaurius's conquests.

Justinian is badass. He lived in a two-front war, and had no real choice because he knew that if he didn't have Rome, he'd never be truly Roman. He knew about your "Neither nor" meme hundreds of years before it existed, and was trying actively to fix all of those things. The odds were stacked constantly against him.

Talk more shit

Diogenes vs. Everyone

>the point
>your head
Justinian and Suleiman were like the same person, which is the point.

Hillary Clinton vs. Henry Kissinger

that would be one hell of a comment section

In what kind of world do you want to call out somebody that only pretends to love Byzantium? Are you part of the enlightened minority that TRULY loves Byzantium?

your reddit is showing

None. this show sucks and is only enjoyed by the most annoying garbage people in the world. The people that make these constantly confuse yelling with humor. Just say something louder doesn't make it more clever, it just makes you more irritating.

I had been wishing for an Al Capone rap battle. When I got it, his raps were commercials for Ass Creed Black Flag. Nothing against AC but the fucking blatant sellout left a horrible taste in my mouth. Haven't watched it since Rapsutin v Stalin.

Philosophers vs Philosophers and Shaka vs Ceasar were alright.

That's a shame, because season 3 is a really good.

Season 4 is absolute shit aside from the spooky one, and the shaka one. The michael bay one was funny.

Fine. Voltaire vs. Alexander Pope.

BEGIN

Richard M Nixon vs Pierre Elliot Trudeau.

Bill Clinton vs. John F. Kennedy

Because pic is related as fuck.

Alexander Hamilton vs Aaron Burr

They already did Voltaire.

Saitama vs Umaru

LBJ vs. Nixon.

The battle of the scumbags.

Bill Cosby vs Malcolm X
>well lookee here, you wanna step in the ring?
>that's adorable, kids say the darndest things
>you're just a punk in a suit with a handful of kittens
>and your flows just blow chunks like the sweater im within
>take your chump ass back to basic cable, i'm must see TV
>don't make pudding pop you harder than the N.O.I, ya see?
>kids
>they listen to ya crap
>it gives them the brain damage
>ya see?
>with der yipping anda yarring and der allahu akbarring
>so they don't know to function round the whites!
>eek!
>life is like jello get it flibbity flop
>you trying cause rigidity i gonna ask you to stop
>clean up ya act get presentable it's no fun to frown
>and it's certainly no fun to get ya ass shot down!

Why the fuck haven't Key and Peele come back for a rap? Keanu just came out, it seems like it'd be a good time to do something like this.

>nixon
>scumbag

Sure thing kiddo

Agree. Watching it is cancerous torture.

Voltaire vs Charlemagne
Qin Shi Huangdi vs Genghis Khan
Theodore Roosevelt vs Andrew Jackson

You already have an entire musical about this.

Vlad Tepes vs Oda Nobunaga

Exactly.

Winston Churchill vs Theodore Roosevelt

Karl Marx vs Filippo Marinetti

low-key af but evola vs marx

>Thinking Nixon was a scumbag
Underaged detected

Zhou Enlai vs Qin Shi Huang

Admiral Nelson vs. Admiral Yi.

Ayn Rand vs Karl Marx.

Throw the college politics shitters at each others throats for once.

Well, they hinted that they would kinda have to do a battle based on the 2016 election, so you can safely assume that we'll at least see a Hillary Clinton vs. Donald Trump (assuming Bernie doesn't miraculously win, of course.)

Marius vs Sulla

That's nice

Al Capone vs El Chapo

guest appearances by Pablo Escobar and Bugs Moran

FDR and LBJ

Margaret Thatcher vs Bernie Sanders

>WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT?
the winner is always the guy having the last line

none of them

Sounds like you have a short attention span.

This guy get's it. Sure there may be rare exceptions but the battle is always one by the guy with the last line.

MARX VS BAKUNIN
A
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V
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B
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Exactly, same audience as bobs burgers

Toussaint Louverture vs. Nat Turner

None, I hate this channel and wish there was a way to block it from showing up on the side panel.

I think it's humorous at times. I'm not surprised that a lot of autists don't like it on here.

No one likes all of their material. In fact, some of it is just shit. But you really can't take it any other way than at face value.

Oh god that would be phenomenal.

Who would have the better bantz?

Elagabalus Vs. Catlyn Jenner

Great concept that brings inevitable cringe occasionally.

Child destroyed Ramsay last battle

Diogenes vs. Plato

Not if the video has a three day run time.

Horatio Nelson vs Yi Sun-shin