Most Veeky Forums knife?

plebs

That in itself is effay

Make it sharp. Emerson Patriot

Forgot pic

>anything but Benchmade
wtf lol????

cognet écureuil

case sod buster jr

opinel jardinier

gerber lst

otter messer merkator

cognet montpelier

wright

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>not posting the best pocket knife available

pity about the anodized thumbstud

You can get them customized silly

what the fuck is that, stab wound would be fucking distrubing. its gonna take 5 surgeons to sew it up lol

real talk, why do you people carry a knife with you?

Opening boxes. That's basically it. Also my knife is built into an un/fa/ multitool so I also use it to assemble/disassemble things.

sometimes I cut flower on my way home and have a bouquet when I get there

I am looking to get a fa pocket knife

w2c in ivory?

Opinel no 8, walnut finish is fa

>ctr-f
>no spyderco

fucking plebs

maybe that's the whole point.

CRKT Obake

Butterfly knife you pussy ass bitch nigga.

That's awesome as long as you're cutting wild stuff. I'd be pretty fucking pissed if my garden were on your walking route.

The most Veeky Forums knife is a fucking gun. If we're talking self-defense, I don't know why anybody would go for less, provided that they live in a country where they can legally carry.

let's do a little comparison

knife
>get mugged, chances are that the criminal has a knife already drawn on you
>if you want to defend yourself you literally have to stab the guy repeatedly, a brutal and bloody process that might land you AIDS
>this is if the criminal doesn't already stab you because, you know, you have to be within stabbing range to do the stabbing

gun
>get mugged, literally pull out the gun and shoot
>anybody charging at you with a knife is a piece of cake
>most importantly, the threat is neutralized in a split second

and then of course
>b-but user... I don't want to kill people!

how humane. that's why it's really important for you to carry a knife instead of a gun so that you can watch a criminal slowly bleed out from a stab wound because, of course, you're too much of a bitch to slit their throat and put them out of their misery. maybe you're hoping that they won't die, the police and ambulance will respond, the criminal gets put in a hospital and then jail so that they can drain tax dollars for years to come. this is all due to the virtuous benefit of the doubt you're willing to give somebody who would have fucking killed you if they had the chance. and this is all assuming that you actually win your little knife melee.

if you're gonna play the self-defense game, you can't be a pussy about it.

nice

for most people who carry knives it's a tool for cutting stuff, not a self defense weapon

lol, cannot be sewn shut

Fuck these are amazing. Opinels have got to have some of the best blades I have ever seen, astonishing considering how cheap they are.

thanks for your commonsense, but we are intimate here on Veeky Forums
These plebs are not aware knives are for striking first

Here's mine.
It's no accessory.
It's not carried because it's fun.

This.

Also, isn't Veeky Forumss bodygoal skeletion/lanklet mode? How are you going to use a knife if you don't have the strength for a proper skirmish? Any decent robber would break your arms and disarm you in a second.

2 reasons. To open boxes, and since I'm paranoid as fuck. Protection.

>carrying a knife for self defense

>hey what kind of phone do you like
>oh I like this one
>THE BEST KIND OF SELF DEFENSE PHONE IS A GUN

it's because knives are cute
these betas lack a killer instinct

How about this, Veeky Forums?
amazon.com/dp/B007RN6OZS?psc=1

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picking stuff from teeth, opening things, fondling

I would say its this one.

this

yeah, wildflowers are what I'm after.
besides, garden flowers might have pesticides and fertilizers and stuff

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Are you allowed to casually carry an folding pocket knife like the Tenacious or Opinel in your pocket downtown Montreal?

only know one guy who carries around a knife. he's the least Veeky Forums person of all time

just putting that out there

Kershaw Cryo II

Been using that wallet for years.

>snapback fedora

kekd

jesus christ what has this world come to?
shitlibs need to be stopped

>what the fuck is that, stab wound would be fucking distrubing
That's the idea, retard. It's a development on the original stiletto geometry (the difference between a stiletto and knife is that a stiletto has a triangular cross section) which chews your shit right the fuck up irreparably, and you bleed and bleed. It's for when you want to put someone good and down guaranteed with no hope of salvation and they're illegal almost everywhere for this reason.

or I could just draw my katana and teleport behind them

>ct default
poor lmao

What are the condoms for?

Self-deception.

>anything but fairbairn-sykes

Comically impractical but it looks kinda cool.

Found a pic

for putting on before you go out

gotta be prepared mayun

gayest shit i've ever seen

Because the neighborhood next to mine is fucking shit.

If anyone is wondering
That knife is $400-$500

>not having karambit fade

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to kill people

I gotta agree, used to have one of these, then I traded it to this faggot for an airsoft gun when I was like 12.

its a tool desu, you cant kill shit with a 6 inch blade

I ordered one

nice

Theses are best knifes that Kershaw has come out with this year, and possibly in a long time.

Its worth trust me

Fuck off sebenzaguy

Most Veeky Forums is obviously all black spyderco pm2.

Of course you can

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This
Spyderco or Laguiole

What's a good knife that can be used in brawls?

Step up niggy

Want

>shitterco

Top pleb

Enjoy your China tier garbage

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This is unironically one of the most effay things I've ever heard, as long as you look effay and sad while you do it

Effay as fuck. Stay mad poorfags.

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bodybag

do you spin it as you stab or something?
why is it so hard to sew shut

I'm no expert so I'm only assuming. Anyway if you get stabbed by normal knife with one or two edges the wound is going to be pretty flat and easy to just grab skin above and sewn. While this weird fuck has three edges and probably makes wound more like hole than rip in skin. idk tho.

Also knives can be cool but there is really nothing effay about them.

youtube.com/watch?v=T4DNRn-sK-c

I carry the spyderco SS on my keys and carry the cold steel code 4 for my edc
pen for size comparison