Why was Greek society so based?

Why was Greek society so based?

>no Christianity
>fun buttsex with young boys
>open mockery for people who didn't know themselves
>no pride was a mortal sin
>everything was a fucking competition, refusing to compete made you a bitch
>literally banned wars before the olympics so people could watch in safety
>athens held races to see who the oldest men were
>the greek plays were written in competitions
>literally held off the persians
>recognized at first the delicate balance necessary between Dionysus and Apollo

How was an ancient society so fucking based and full of life where ours is filled with weebs and Veeky Forums users?

I could imagine what joy they lived in. That joy we'd have in Europe if our leaders wasn't spineless mudslime lovers...

>tfw no hot juicy boyslave

>doing most things by hand chiseling our physique
Just fuck me up senpai

Not even joy, they just lived real fucking lives. Great joy, great suffering, and a life with meaning.

>ywn have a hot mediterrenean wife and young apprentice boipussy
>ywn compete with the OG based gymbros
>ywn grow old with your wife as you see your son turn into an adonis and continuing your legacy
>ywn see masterfully constructed greek tragedies

The dream will always be a dream.

You can still act like a stoic patrician whatever your surroundings.

>greek
>stoic

u wot m8

>implying stoicism doesn't represent a decline of the greeks
even if you're into that shit it's just a pussy version of cynicism

If the Greeks were so great why did the conservative Romans win

More warlike and unified. They didn't care as much for art, learning, and culture.

Of course the Greeks won the soft war with Rome and any wealthy Roman was educated in Greece.

Greek society grew a cancerous tumor with Socrates that grew.

>fun buttsex with young boys
>young apprentice boipussy

You know they didnt actually fuck thier butts right...they fucked thier thigs (at least when they were like 12-14)

I bet they didn't care if the boy in question were a slave.

Nice! Sounds like fun

yeah fair point

>no madman living a barrel who btfos a chicken to piss off the leading philosopher in the day and everyone didn't bat an eyelid

>Romans
>Conservative
Most oxymoronic statement I've read this week.

Are you judging them by puritan values or something

Its anachronistic, but I guess technically they were more "conservative", when it came to sex, compared to the Greeks. Still they were absolute degenerates compared to what Christianity brought.

Romans didn't eat grapes and fuck boys all day like the christian memeology might have you believe. They were monogamists who demanded a level of cultural assimilation and civil service. I guess some high level politicians and wealthy Romans might have had a few orgies but that wasn't in line with Roman values.

>I guess technically they were more "conservative", when it came to sex, compared to the Greeks.
>litterally bisexual threesomes in brothels
'conservative really is the wrong word, its not like both cultures didnt have repressed female sexuality
>etruscan women fucking thier slaves on a regular basis
i want to be manslave

Says the guy on the internet board. You couldnt hang with either group.