How do I ask for this haircut?

I don't have one

The Chicago area isn't considered "flyover"... Illinois, maybe, but not Chicago. I've been there, I really liked it. On the West Coast at least, people definitely don't think about Chicago that way. Maybe in New York, IDK.

Like I said I live in the Chicago suburbs, not the city. There are way too many niggers and shootings for me to visit there often.

I would like a Adolf Hitler Youth Group haircut, please

"make me look like a fucking tool senpai"

Barber: whatchu want bruh
Him: just hitler youth haircut me up
Barber: gotcha famm

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Faggots

Please don't get this if you don't have a low bf% and a decent jawline

I have a very nice high jawline, but I am slightly overwight (skinnyfat) and in the process of losing it. I usually get a a 2 on the sides and length to mess with on top anyway, this will just be longer on top than usual.

"I'd like to look like a man that prefers the company of other men"

Show the barber this picture you sperg

Awful fuck

There is not much variety in mens hairstyles.

>I have to give my boyfriend a blowie in 30 minutes

sure there is, you're just afraid of most of them

"just fuck my shit up"

bring a photo when you go to the barber

this

Show them this picture?

show him the picture you moron

'No.2 back and sides, leave the length on top, textured edge.' there u go faggot enjoy the haircut

The "little shit"

Bitch please.

Give me a haircut as if I had a good looking face

cute af desu

This was my exact source image for this sort of haircut a couple years ago.
It's a little dated, bit you could just show this image if you really want it.

Hey hey hey. Chicago is a swell place to live. What suburb you stuck in?

>getting this haircut in this day and age

you flyover states crack me up

itt: envy fatties who can't cope op's haircut

literally this

Doesn't look good on you honestly

>Tfw this gives me flashbacks to when I was younger and got bullied by cunts like this

literally hard cope by some unfashionable normie mfa laggard that can't accept that unless you live in rural Alabama and shop at old navy, this haircut is as objectively dead as peacoats

Do it by yourself, you just need to trim back/sides between like 7-12 mm and eventually fix them a little bit

I usually do that and it's fine. I don't keep my bangs on the forehead though

>dead
who the fuck cares
you get a haircut because it suits your face shape and not only, not just because it's fashionable

>give me that 2010
or if you really, really hip
>i'm a redditor

Say no more senpai

peacoat wearer spotted

>just wear the coat you like bro

Clark's desert boots wearer spotted

>just wear the boots that fit your aesthetic best man

>being a slave to trends
>Veeky Forums
wew

missed, I don't wear neither
grow some balls and a sense of aesthetic, get a haircut that suits you, and not a trendy one

post fit

grow some balls and get a sense of aesthetic, don't not wear peacoats because they aren't trendy

I don't wear peacots, I think they suck, just like op's hair
but getting or not a haircut just because of trends is retarded

Tell them you want to look gay

cringe, how long have you been waiting to preach that?

now you're just embarrassing yourself

Get a 12 Gauge
Then go into a gay barbershop
Shoot at least 4 round into the street
Then yell you are serious

Now point the barrel into you mouth

Throw the gun away and start mastrubaiting

pay 22$

naw, it's really you that's embarrassing yourself tho
he's right..
just wear what works, that's cool
ya dig?

Say you want an undercut

How old are you? You look a little young

buzzcut

"just fuck my shit up"

what the actual fuck?

So cute

>How do I ask for this haircut?

"Fuck me up, senpai"

kek, this

my exact thought

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>want long hair
>Hair gets awkward as fuck when it's grown out (before it could be considered long)

What do you mean by awkward?

It's very wavy and poofs out when there's a lot. Granted, I haven't grown it out since sophmore year where I'd wear a beanie all day so I don't know what it'd be like now that I know more about maintaining it. I might give it a try again this fall

Yeah, that's what I wanted to suggest. I have long hair for most of my life and it used to look terrible but after I got my shit together and learned how to maintain my hair it looks good. I'm considering getting a shorter haircut tho. Good luck.

wavy hair are god tier

>do it by yourself

worst advice ever, I'd like to see the mess on your head desu

fuck these types of comments

>you get a CURRENT YEAR haircut
>called a "trend dick rider"

>you get an "older" hair cut like OP
>Bro what year is it lmao lmao kek kek

>try something completely new and different
>get weird looks from people, "wtf is that hair"

THERE'S NO WINNING. JUST GO WITH WHAT YOU THINK YOU PULL OFF, OR WHAT YOU LIKE

what hair cut is dis?

>THERE'S NO WINNING
Veeky Forums in a nutshell

homosexual fresh out of highschool.

Get a black man to do your haircut. The lines on that kid's is fucking terrible. It's uneven and yuck.

buzzcut is the only timeless answer and is objectively the most effay haircut of 2017

Such a hard hair cut to pull off though. You need height, low bf, good jawline, etc. A lot of people use haircuts to cover up flaws, like big ears, nose, etc. Buzzcut just amplifies those flaws

>but i guess you can just BEEE URSELF

its hip to fuck bees

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quit shilling this stupid meme you bald fucks

>worst advice ever

Not that guy, but OP haircut is literally just the sides buzz cut down. Any moron with an electronic trimmer can do it, as long as you are able to pay attention for it to be symmetrical.

>I'd like to see the mess on your head desu

I shave my head, have a goatee, and play Command & Conquer religiously.

It's not me, I'm OP I posted this, I just posted another pic of similar haircut for reference

Why do the most profound things always come from Veeky Forums?

truth

That guy would look a lot better with a haircut that masks that 8 head.